Author is a woman

>LOok at me! i defend WOMAN! HAHA They now gonna want to have le sex with ME! HAHA :)

>author is two women

I'm a woman and I'm incredibly offended by this thread. Woman women woman woman women vagina I'm a woman girl here femanon here woman women women women woman women vagina tampon.

accurate depiction

You will never be half as good as Marguerite Yourcenar.

>Roasties on Veeky Forums

Why is this allowed?

>quotes me twice
>thinks I'm defending women because I said OP prob got swirlied a whole lot
do you just defend weak ass bitch faggots who got shit showers a whole bunch in HS in the hopes they'll fuck you?
i doubt you're into OP because of his good taste, but man you can do better if that's not a fetish for you or some shit. just pick up a twink, they're easy as fuck

lol at this numale

>i want to be the only girl in the village syndrome detected
I don't know, Arabella, why are you allowed?

>I read a book written by a woman once
>once

real rigorous testing you've done there mate.

did i shame you too much or not enough for wanting shit in your nostrils? it's hard to tell; which sade do you like the best? i'm sure we can find you a suitable kind of faggot to shit down your throat if you tell us which kind of faggot you're into. is this homolust white knight shit just specific to OP? could you relate your love of OP's ass to a book for us?

Honest question, is this just posturing to piss off easily triggerable people or do you guys believe it?

it's mostly so they don't have to talk about books because they don't read the ones by men either

>author is a manlet
what a fucking let down

I unrionically believe that women lack the intellectual capacity to write truly great novels.

you've got some pretty weird fantasies, friendo

>i'm a female and i've been telling all my friends i want to be writer and then they asked for pages
>i became a philososhitposter instead
just post your feet bby

I genuinely think women are spiritual nulls with the personalities and minds of spoiled, bratty children.

I am in a prestigious doctoral program.

how do you explain middlemarch and jane eyre then tittyboy

I'm not the one white knighting the swirled gay man in the hope of getting laid, bro, I wouldn't judge.

>I am in a prestigious doctoral program.
nice dubs, is the doctoral program to become a nigerian prince?

trying too hard

I'm already a nigerian prince, you racist drump-loving piece of shit

you keep trying to get that man you want, we'll give you this whole week off reading. i think he might like you. i mean anything's a step up from having shit flushed down your nasal passages by a cascade of cistern water imo, so you might finally have a chance now /lgtb/ failed you.

are you the one that married the irish chick? that's going to be some bank money literature once the kid starts writing YA. your lineage might save us all, your majesty.

Female authors are iffy since their primary characters lack almost all agency. All they do is sit around and react to things happening around them.

>Oh, the war, how dreadful. What would Edward think? This tea is quite hot.

all women, or just most of them?

This post is a solid 8 on the Redditscale.

Edith Wharton would like a word

Women are solipsistic by nature, so it's hard for them to write objectively.

It's possible though if you train them hard enough.

not sure women have souls tbqh

what do you think?

Loneliness is a pre-requisite to being a good writer. You need to be excluded from participation in society and human relationships before you can approach them with objectivity. People who have been born into a painful subjective experience yearn to escape it through cold, clinical objectivity. Only an objective mind can see things, and people, for what they truly are.

Women also suffer less than men. Art comes from suffering.

>Women also suffer less than men.

what about pms cramps?

Claiming good writers are all lonely sufferers who wish to contribute to the great collective description of humanity that is culture with identically styled, "objective" tidbits on the nugae surrounding are existence is just a tad forced.

As is claiming a whole subset of humanity generally suffers less with no basis

Seriously though, women are cool.

looks like OP got triggered when i called his boyfriend gay and decided to flood the board with spergish rage. absolute gold.

I'm not saying men are more worthy contributors of culture, I'm saying men are better artists.

>women suffer equally with men

Come on. Let's be honest here. We can't have a discussion if you're not gonna be honest.

How can you claim women suffer less then men as human beings? Unless by women you mean, specifically, a not very clearly defined groups of females in the 14-29 age bracket, usually well-placed on the local social hierarchy and informed/enabled by a simplistic nihilistic/hedonistic ethic - which is /r9k/ implicit definition of woman. Then I may, of course, agree, but it wouldn't be much of a discussion.

Because of the loneliness thing, substantiated by only like a million different studies and theories.

>person is a woman

Well, Aristotle sir, that social animal thing is an awfully reductive view of the complexity of human beings, unworthy of a great, profound, insightful and objective writer as you.

I've read a lot of light hearted comedic love stories about young couples facing the troubles of married life and financial issues and the authors were mostly women.

Also, Virginia Woolf and Betty Smith.

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

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