For me it's the White Russian. The best tasting cocktail

For me it's the White Russian. The best tasting cocktail.

Love em, but it's hard to be an alcoholic with all that sugar and dairy.

For me, it is the Negroni, the best tasting fast food sandwich

For me it's the daiquiri, the best tasting meat based pie

For me its the potato, the best tasting tuber.

For me it's the shiitake, the best tasting epigeous mushroom.

White Russian is my favorite dessert

The problem with White Russians is that they quickly turn into Black Russians and then into straight vodka shots. Which is where my pants usually disappear and I wake up naked in room with people speaking Russian and pointing at my morning wood.

So, no. No White Russians for this guy. I have learnt me sum valuable lessuns in life, and this is one of them.

For me, it is for you, the best tasting big guy.

For OP it's the penis. The best tasting genitalia.

you stupid idiot

>He makes White Russians with cream instead of milk

Why in the fuck is this meme still persisting? Cream is fucking awful with kahlua and vodka. Not gonna lie and say I haven't had some bartenders make a decent one by pouring the cream off a spoon and the like (fuck that) but I have honestly never had a better white russian than the ones I whip up at home with skim milk.

bartender here, i use 50-50 cream & whole milk

For me, it is me, the best me me me

White Russian is my favourite human trafficking.

I hate the dairy in it, always struck me in a similar vein to a concrete mixer. I went over to a recipe called a blind Russian, replace the milk with bailey's, so named because all the the ingredients are alcoholic, one too many'll make you go blind

For me, it's the dry gin martini, the best-tasting water analogue.

Wow that's really cool, you must be such a random guy that everyone likes and gets up to wacky drunk adventures. Haha

If I removed those ice cubes would you die

It would be extremely painful

You're a nice tasting cocktail

For me

For me it's black Russia , they have nice benis

Nice cocktail, dude.

For me it's the Manhattan. The best tasting sidewalks.

The shit posting here is good sometimes

kek

Except for half and half is the correct choice.

>skim milk

>white russian
>lots of brown liquor so it isn't white at all
such a prophetic drink

My top 5 cocktails:
1. Negroni
2. Daiquiri
3. Old Fashioned
4. Mojito
5. Seven & Seven

What are yours?

A good ol glass of lambic

I like beer too, Just wanted to get peoples cocktail opinions.

Fuck off /v/eddit

>black coffee
>vodka
and just fucking stop there. fuck your kaluha, fuck your cream/milk
just gimme coffee and vodka
or coffee and bourbon