Sitting in a coffee shop

>sitting in a coffee shop
>reading Brothers Karamzov
>catch qt checking me out from another table
>sitting with two "guy friends" obviously either gay or beta friendzone tier
>hear giggling
>they shout across the from the other table (across a couple having something to eat)
>"SHE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT YOURE READING"
>I look confused and reply with "a book"
>she looks disgruntled and the two guys look confused
>carry on reading

wtf bros why do people do this

>two weeks later I saw her again and she gave me her number

>a book

Baby was too insecure to tell them what book he was reading.

>>two weeks later I saw her again and she gave me her number

She's clearly stalking and harassing you. You need to contact the police.

I would have said, but I didn't want to shout out across the room. Was easier to just say "A BOOK" rather than "THE BROTHERS KARAMAZOV", and then to only have them not know what it is and say "WHAT??"

Perhaps I'm overthinking my life too much

>going outside
>responding to normies/fags

> Not replying with small loans drama

yeah that would've been an excuse to go over there and chat.
a thin line between not being a conformist(a hypocritical stand if you take it to extremes anyway) and being a retard

>he thinks The Brothers Karamazov is obscure

>he's a retard

I use my time at the coffee shop I go to as time to relax and unwind. Usually I'll put in my earphones and listen to some music whilst reading and just watch the world go by for an hour or two.

It was just a surprise to get someone shouting at me, and I don't understand why you'd do it unless you're retarded or something.

I'm 18 and live in a rural area, very few people even know what To Kill a Mockingbird or Great Gatsby is

They were out having a good time and wanted to interact with the public.
Not everyone is an antisocial aspie.
I have no idea why you go out in public to "unwind" when the experience clearly sets you on edge.

Are you even able to concentrate? Why not go to the library?

are you going to call her?

don't let her be your grutchenka man

get a grip, friend

I've never had an urge to interact with someone who's clearly wrapped up in doing something, just doesn't seem like something a normal person would do, and I'm not an aspie - I just enjoy my own company
Library doesn't serve coffee
Yeah, fucked her then dropped her after because she was dull

>faggots always be falling in love with aloysha

No that was perfectly normal.

you'd be all over alyosha's pure boypussy too

The last line

>two weeks later I saw her again and she gave me her number

makes the piece unbelievable. Aso, the writing is very simple. Lots of grammatical errors. TOO MANY GERUNDS.

Is it made unbelievable because you can't comprehend that a girl would you give you her number?

And writing is simple because I'm on Veeky Forums, not writing an essay

So because they are outside drinking coffee and socialising (not like those aspies, am I right?!) with each other it's somehow not rude of them to shout out across the entire cafe and disturb other people?

Guess what, different people go to cafes for different reasons. It's not a place where only people who want to talk to strangers go.

I am not saying it's retarded to start up a chat with a random person, but don't chimp out when they are not interested and want to be left alone.

Also, those types who giggle over someone and don't even try to conceal their rudeness are some of the most annoying people you can meet outside.

>look at him, he's reading! xD haha
>yeah xD
>WHAT ARE YOU READING?! :3

I get annoyed just thinking about them.

Inb4 library

Maybe the cocksucker wants to have a god damned coffee in peace in a place he likes.

>what is a public place

Uptight fags like you ruin everything.
If you don't want to be approached then stay home.

Thank you user, you get me

I assumed you were sharing a part of your writing for critique. No?

What if I do enjoy socialising in public, but I need time to chill out - and I don't want to have to drive home for a couple of hours just to read?

that's a lot of anger user have you tried meditating and seeking the inner piece

You're mistaken user, and I'm not sure where you would get that idea. Good joke though. :^)

>muh chill out

Could you be more sperg? You clearly weren't "chilling out" in the first place if you get this buttblasted at the smallest provocation.

I bet in any other context you'd be memeing about how you read literature to gain insight into the human condition or something yet one small harmless social interactions and its le reddit rage ahoy.

Dumb frogposter. Fuck off to your blog

So you are blog posting on Veeky Forums then?

Are you fucking retarded?

I was unprepared and didn't know what to say because I don't get why someone would shout across a cafe to ask what I was reading.

Stop using fucking buzzwords for a second and just read what I wrote.

>XD "le Reddit meme'll show em"!!!

>it's a things that never happened episode

Incredibly stale meme

Actually did happen though

>wanting an excuse to talk with annoying cunts like that

well hey hey hey if there's a vagina involved and assuming you possess a penis... winkwink

>Its a petty dialouge chapter about petty dialouge

Give us her number since you're so disinterested, user.

good thinking there user. I'm proud of you.

Retarded neets on Veeky Forums will be angry at you for not sperging out like they would have

>yeah that would've been an excuse to go over there and chat.
With two giggling men and an unknown woman ? While you're trying to read? I'm sorry user, but this is casual.

>op reads the most entry level russian book

>most popular russian author aside from le nietzche and tolstoy

>gets noticed by teenagers


fug! why are people heckling me in public! being so smart is so hard!

are you okay?

There are literally no gerunds in the OP. Or is this the joke? (I'm highly autistic, even by this place's standards)

Report frogposters.

>going to a coffee shop for reading
oh Veeky Forums...

>Perhaps I'm overthinking my life too much
No, that was best response. In no conceivable way would it have actually benefited you to talk to them, the orbiting guys would have probably been insufferable and the girl sounds too desperate to be interesting.

No it didn't

I can only imagine it's the whole going outside thing that bothers you.

>literally no details about these people
>haven't met them
>know nothing about them aside from some anons shallow depth post
>make ridiculous generalizations about them, think you know everything

I'm 18, as I've said already. Reading entry level because I'm literally entry level reading Russian novels you huge faggot.
Thanks man, had to think fast

>literally no details about these people
You understand what a stranger is? Obv there's no back story bruh. There's plenty of description otherwise tho.

People who start shouting across public places at you in such a demanding way are socially desperate one way or another. There's no reason to try and ingratiate yourself with them when they act like that either, at best they merely won't respect you. I understand this whole social thing is confusing for some people like yourself so just take it from me that OP did good.

Thanks for clearing that up user, just been diagnosed with Alzheimers haha!

the only faggot here is you. le public coffee man reader. do you bring your doc martens to read as well? maybe toms is more up your alley.

Nah I usually go after the gym so I'm in sweatpants and trainers, nice try though

Where do you think you are. Obligatory picture of female specimen now pls.

Going to bed now, sorry user

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>"a book"
yeah, i dont know how pronunce karamzov too, i would do the same

>read VALIS in public park
>manic pixie dream girl pothead approaches me
>says she loves Dick and starts trying (unsuccessfully) to discuss the contents his Exegesis
>wants me to go back to her flat and do tabs
>say no
>won't leave me alone

wtf I hate Dick now

It's all about ebin Ivan.

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