>sitting in a coffee shop >reading Brothers Karamzov >catch qt checking me out from another table >sitting with two "guy friends" obviously either gay or beta friendzone tier >hear giggling >they shout across the from the other table (across a couple having something to eat) >"SHE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT YOURE READING" >I look confused and reply with "a book" >she looks disgruntled and the two guys look confused >carry on reading
wtf bros why do people do this
>two weeks later I saw her again and she gave me her number
Isaac Parker
>a book
Baby was too insecure to tell them what book he was reading.
Tyler Thomas
>>two weeks later I saw her again and she gave me her number
She's clearly stalking and harassing you. You need to contact the police.
Jayden Campbell
I would have said, but I didn't want to shout out across the room. Was easier to just say "A BOOK" rather than "THE BROTHERS KARAMAZOV", and then to only have them not know what it is and say "WHAT??"
Perhaps I'm overthinking my life too much
Asher Wilson
>going outside >responding to normies/fags
Colton Parker
> Not replying with small loans drama
Carter Phillips
yeah that would've been an excuse to go over there and chat. a thin line between not being a conformist(a hypocritical stand if you take it to extremes anyway) and being a retard
Jace Martinez
>he thinks The Brothers Karamazov is obscure
Josiah Morgan
>he's a retard
Wyatt Russell
I use my time at the coffee shop I go to as time to relax and unwind. Usually I'll put in my earphones and listen to some music whilst reading and just watch the world go by for an hour or two.
It was just a surprise to get someone shouting at me, and I don't understand why you'd do it unless you're retarded or something.
David Barnes
I'm 18 and live in a rural area, very few people even know what To Kill a Mockingbird or Great Gatsby is
Samuel Ross
They were out having a good time and wanted to interact with the public. Not everyone is an antisocial aspie. I have no idea why you go out in public to "unwind" when the experience clearly sets you on edge.
Isaiah Perez
Are you even able to concentrate? Why not go to the library?
Ryder Cooper
are you going to call her?
Jacob Williams
don't let her be your grutchenka man
Nathaniel James
get a grip, friend
Logan Carter
I've never had an urge to interact with someone who's clearly wrapped up in doing something, just doesn't seem like something a normal person would do, and I'm not an aspie - I just enjoy my own company Library doesn't serve coffee Yeah, fucked her then dropped her after because she was dull
Carter Rogers
>faggots always be falling in love with aloysha
Julian Jones
No that was perfectly normal.
Brayden Taylor
you'd be all over alyosha's pure boypussy too
Christian Scott
The last line
>two weeks later I saw her again and she gave me her number
makes the piece unbelievable. Aso, the writing is very simple. Lots of grammatical errors. TOO MANY GERUNDS.
Gabriel Phillips
Is it made unbelievable because you can't comprehend that a girl would you give you her number?
And writing is simple because I'm on Veeky Forums, not writing an essay
Andrew Miller
So because they are outside drinking coffee and socialising (not like those aspies, am I right?!) with each other it's somehow not rude of them to shout out across the entire cafe and disturb other people?
Guess what, different people go to cafes for different reasons. It's not a place where only people who want to talk to strangers go.
I am not saying it's retarded to start up a chat with a random person, but don't chimp out when they are not interested and want to be left alone.
Also, those types who giggle over someone and don't even try to conceal their rudeness are some of the most annoying people you can meet outside.
>look at him, he's reading! xD haha >yeah xD >WHAT ARE YOU READING?! :3
I get annoyed just thinking about them.
Inb4 library
Maybe the cocksucker wants to have a god damned coffee in peace in a place he likes.
Lincoln White
>what is a public place
Uptight fags like you ruin everything. If you don't want to be approached then stay home.
Eli Miller
Thank you user, you get me
Juan Hill
I assumed you were sharing a part of your writing for critique. No?
Anthony Cox
What if I do enjoy socialising in public, but I need time to chill out - and I don't want to have to drive home for a couple of hours just to read?
Asher Lopez
that's a lot of anger user have you tried meditating and seeking the inner piece
Lincoln Green
You're mistaken user, and I'm not sure where you would get that idea. Good joke though. :^)
Logan Moore
>muh chill out
Could you be more sperg? You clearly weren't "chilling out" in the first place if you get this buttblasted at the smallest provocation.
I bet in any other context you'd be memeing about how you read literature to gain insight into the human condition or something yet one small harmless social interactions and its le reddit rage ahoy.
Dylan Foster
Dumb frogposter. Fuck off to your blog
Henry Adams
So you are blog posting on Veeky Forums then?
Wyatt Walker
Are you fucking retarded?
I was unprepared and didn't know what to say because I don't get why someone would shout across a cafe to ask what I was reading.
Stop using fucking buzzwords for a second and just read what I wrote.
>XD "le Reddit meme'll show em"!!!
Lucas Wood
>it's a things that never happened episode
Incredibly stale meme
Dylan Bennett
Actually did happen though
Isaiah Roberts
>wanting an excuse to talk with annoying cunts like that
Isaiah Watson
well hey hey hey if there's a vagina involved and assuming you possess a penis... winkwink
Levi Stewart
>Its a petty dialouge chapter about petty dialouge
Give us her number since you're so disinterested, user.
Parker Martinez
good thinking there user. I'm proud of you.
Thomas Stewart
Retarded neets on Veeky Forums will be angry at you for not sperging out like they would have
Austin Bennett
>yeah that would've been an excuse to go over there and chat. With two giggling men and an unknown woman ? While you're trying to read? I'm sorry user, but this is casual.
Parker Reed
>op reads the most entry level russian book
>most popular russian author aside from le nietzche and tolstoy
>gets noticed by teenagers
fug! why are people heckling me in public! being so smart is so hard!
Wyatt Adams
are you okay?
William Hernandez
There are literally no gerunds in the OP. Or is this the joke? (I'm highly autistic, even by this place's standards)
Owen Ortiz
Report frogposters.
Joshua Bell
>going to a coffee shop for reading oh Veeky Forums...
Nolan Ward
>Perhaps I'm overthinking my life too much No, that was best response. In no conceivable way would it have actually benefited you to talk to them, the orbiting guys would have probably been insufferable and the girl sounds too desperate to be interesting.
Jayden Perez
No it didn't
Juan Reed
I can only imagine it's the whole going outside thing that bothers you.
Logan Wilson
>literally no details about these people >haven't met them >know nothing about them aside from some anons shallow depth post >make ridiculous generalizations about them, think you know everything
Noah Cruz
I'm 18, as I've said already. Reading entry level because I'm literally entry level reading Russian novels you huge faggot. Thanks man, had to think fast
Dominic Bailey
>literally no details about these people You understand what a stranger is? Obv there's no back story bruh. There's plenty of description otherwise tho.
People who start shouting across public places at you in such a demanding way are socially desperate one way or another. There's no reason to try and ingratiate yourself with them when they act like that either, at best they merely won't respect you. I understand this whole social thing is confusing for some people like yourself so just take it from me that OP did good.
Hunter Gray
Thanks for clearing that up user, just been diagnosed with Alzheimers haha!
Zachary Diaz
the only faggot here is you. le public coffee man reader. do you bring your doc martens to read as well? maybe toms is more up your alley.
Easton King
Nah I usually go after the gym so I'm in sweatpants and trainers, nice try though
Gavin Taylor
Where do you think you are. Obligatory picture of female specimen now pls.
Jeremiah Cook
Going to bed now, sorry user
Dominic Torres
...
Jaxon Perry
>"a book" yeah, i dont know how pronunce karamzov too, i would do the same
Evan Cook
>read VALIS in public park >manic pixie dream girl pothead approaches me >says she loves Dick and starts trying (unsuccessfully) to discuss the contents his Exegesis >wants me to go back to her flat and do tabs >say no >won't leave me alone