What was your last Buffet experience like, Veeky Forums?

I went to a Chinese buffet that was close enough to walk to and cheap during lunch. I was hungover and wanted to eat some greasy shit. Everything was so salty and coupled with my dehydration it blew.

>decent buffet
>without driving to vegas

LMAO good luck

just get a bunch of buffalo chicken wings and eat those instead

I can't tell if this is real or if you're trying to start a cinemaposting thing with buffets. sounds fucking dystopian

My mom and I go to lunch at the chinese buffet with this coupon that ends up with it being about $11. I don't even feel the need to stuff myself to get the money's worth especially since too much of that salty grease in the middle of the day makes for an unpleasant afternoon. I do send a lot of uneaten food away with the plates and dirty up a lot of plates which I guess is the annoying thing non-fatties that still try to take advantage of buffets do. I try to get a sample plate to see what's good up front. I'd honestly rather sample right there standing at the buffet but it's a whole 'nother thing to annoy other customers.

I also go to the American buffet to buy luxury ingredients off the salad/desert bars at $7 a pound.

A Demassi's near the uppity higher class shopping district.

Really not that bad, quality food. Fresh and its' well made. Solid menu, simple and less than 30 items.

Really enjoy it.

>6 dollar all you can eat oysters
>never been sick

love it

$5 hot n ready is spreading like wildfire
$5 all you can eat buffet pizza is dying
explain this

Pizza is popular because it's portable. Not too many people care to sit down and eat it. They want to take it to a party or home to their families.

intredasting
so why little caesar's almost died during the height of the salad bars?

It's pizza was worse than dominos before they restructured, that's why.

i got food poisoning and never ate at a buffet again

I manage a Dominos, and I'll be the first to say our pizza is shit. But my God, it will never be shittier than Little Ceasars' "cornbread dropped in beach sand" that they call pizza. Papa John's has everyone beat as far as chain stores that sell pizza goes. Domino's chicken wings and sandwiches are the shit though. I eat an order of oven roasted wings for lunch like every other day. Gotta run them through the oven twice to crisp them up. So cash

lol, did the buffet enforcers ban you from the other two? Depending on your offense you might be able to get your license reinstated.

I went to Souplantation with a couple of buddies of mine, setting up a contest to see who could eat the most. I lost, but damn did I eat a plate and a third of salad, a little bit of flatbread pizza, two dessert plates, and like seven bowls of soup.

I still lost. My friend eats like a fucking horse, and he's forty pounds lighter than me.

It was a fun time though. Ran into a couple of our old highschool teachers which was fucking weird, since they weren't ones we had particularly liked.

Yeah I can't stand how we make our tomato sauce from concentrate. I love dipping the lava cakes in frosting.

They're the only big chain to still use frozen dough. It's awful.

> What was your last Buffet experience like, Veeky Forums?

When I was a little kid, we regularly went to Sweden House on Sundays, as they had this huge roast beef that my dad really liked and I remember all the food being great and plenty of of it.

But the last time I was a buffet was several years back at a local Chinese joint and it was pretty meh.

I mean, at Papa John's, it comes out of a can, so it's not much better. But the quality of our toppings are just shit compared to payouts pj's. What i can't stand is that we receive our pasta pre boiled in bags. If McDonalds has deep fryers, we can have boilers. I mean shit pasta takes like 5 minutes to boil. Cinnamon sticks made from the BP dough is good too. Puts little butter pockets in them

*the quality of our toppings are shit compared to pj's. Damn auto correct

I used to be a manager at Pizza Hut and our pasta came frozen in a giant box. We just thawed it with the sink water

>when you're as poor as the "darkies" yet still think you can talk shit
kek delusions are great coping mechanism.

Oh boy have I got a story for you guys

>Going home to visit friends
>Going to a Chinese buffet because hick town I work at has no Chinese food
>Food was nothing to write home about, but serviceable and decent variety
>Eating in a booth at the corner of the place with friends and shit talking each other as usual
>In the general area though there were this group of three autists
>They are kind of this unholy combination of neckbeards and hipsters. The fattest one had blue hair and a nose ring, the thin one is a dead ringer for fuckign Aids Skrillex, and the girl had a fucking tattoo of that MCU Avengers A on the side of her cheek.
>So while everyone was eating, the fat one suddenly stood up and screamed "food fight!"
>Think that episode of old Pokemon where the swimming Snorlax wake up
>He grabbed a handful of something orange (general tsao my guess) and chucks it at this table of Mexican family two tables away
>Smack the daughter in the hair
>His two friends laugh like the autists they are
>The Mexican family weren't. No one was.
>I think they were in shock of what just happened.
>Slowly the girl came around and start holding her hair and cry
>Now the cashier / floor manager came over, this 5 feet little Chinese lady
>She starts screaming at the autists with intermittent Engrish and Chinese, screaming What You Doing / Why You Do This Dumb Laowai
>Fatty seemed more in shock that no one found it funny and was basically saying "it was a joke bro"
>Did I mention the Avenger face was filming this? Because turns out of course she was
>She starts defending fatty by telling the manager to back off and she's filming this
>Manager grew more animated than ever. She was flailing her arms around and yelling at them to "Go Out" and scream in Mandarin to fuck off.
>Avenger face raise her arm above her head to show her phone and tell everyone in the restaurant that they are all witnesses to unlawful treatment
>Yeah right

>While she's parading her phone around and filming everything, the Mexican father jumps out of his chair and try to tackle her
>Aids Skrillex stands up and eat the spear from this stocky buff Mexican.
>Down goes Aid like fucking timber
>Hegets tackled to the ground and almost snapped in half. Think fucking Goldberg spear or Rhyno gore
>Three waiters pry the father off Aids.
>His wife was screaming in Spanish while cleaning their daughter, which my friend tells me she was just saying don't do it don't do it
>Avenger face screams she's gonna call the cops
>At this point everyone in the restaurant start yelling at them to fuck off
>Fatty was actually still getting yelled at by the manager. She looked like she's about to Ip Man on his ass.
>This other waiter had to physically pick her up and drag her away from actually hitting him
>Someone threw something solid at the autists and hit the girl on the back
>She didn't find that funny, ironically, and scream assault or some shit.
>All this madness was spinning out of control in a tailspin

>Then the chef came out, this also 5 feet Chinese old man in his 50s with white chef garb
>He was holding a big ass vat ladle for making soup, it was still dripping a little
>This dude looks like he's seen some shit, he had that fucking It Ain't Me look in his eyes.
>He sees his wife(?) arguing with some twink white girl and does the most Chinese thing
>He fucking throws the ladle at the autists
>It misses but smack right into the table with an audible bang
>Everyone stopped dead in their tracks except his wife who still looked like she was going to Wing Chun a nigga
>Chefman then grabs some utensil from the buffet serving trays and start walking towards the autists
>Oh shit this isn't good
>Some patrons stand up to hold the chef back from stabbing a fool
>Fatty picks up Aids from the floor and bolts for the door
>Avenger face sees the situation, stops talking shit, and runs out the door
>Everyone was silent for a bit before coming to their senses
>Chef took the Mexican family into the back kitchen to get the girl cleaned up
>Waiters were cleaning up the mess
>The scene went back to that of your regular Chinese buffet places
>We finished our food and left

This will forever be the most cherished memory between me and my friends.

Yea I can't eat our pizza because of the toppings and sauce. I do snack of the feta when no one is looking.

HE WANTS TO GO TO A BUFFET YOU FUCKING IDIOT

>triggered the ni**er

Why do people throw out random assumptions? You have no idea of anyones financial status.

Last buffet I went to was a pizza place (Eatza Pizza, they were a huge chain but went tits up in 2007) when I was ~10. I ate over a dozen pizzas by myself, along with several dessert pizzas, and a couple refills of their largest soda cup (with regular mountain dew). Plus breadsticks and macaroni and cheese. Over the course of about 3-4 hours.

I have no fucking idea how I didn't turn into a landwhale.

>fast food buffet
What a weird thing. Why would you subject yourself to that?

Last night, office Christmas party. We went to the fancy casino buffet. Actually fancy, not being a sarcastic shit. Food was pretty good. The dessert was the best part, which is to be expected. I find that "upscale" buffets tend to put a lot more effort into their desserts than anything else. Probably because desserts are cheap.

oh that was many years ago, when I was a young man. At the end, I hit the chocolate waterfall n ice cream machine. oh sonny, hip breaks.

sit down and let grampa tell you of the time I went to the all you can eat bufaie.

Went to a buffet at a local casino.
$30 a head
Selection was pretty sparse but the quality was much better than normal
The main feature was snow crab legs which my parents love.
They were pretty good quality, too. Not tiny little shitty legs.

>tfw CiCi's isn't all you can eat for only 3.99

chocolate waterfalls would be a much better idea if it weren't for
a-the amount of extra oil they have to put in it to make it flow, and
b-the fact that every little kid who pets the dog or wipes their nose on the back of their hand, and doesn't wash afterwards, is going to stick their bare hand in the fountain.

>Papa John's has everyone beat as far as chain stores that sell pizza goes
shit taste confirmed
all those low wages must have you biased

What other kinds of Swedish food did they serve?

Curious Swede here

>random assumptions?
> You have no idea of anyones financial status.

Says the poor boy eating at a KFC buffet and fighting off ''darkies'' - it's pretty clear what your situation is.

That sounds like a problem only a fat person would have.

Chain stores=/=to locally owned pizza shops. We're talking about fast food pizza, it's all shit. Also, Domino's pays better than Papa John's. I've worked at both and still think Pj's has better pizza

>Pj's has better pizza
No fucking shit, they proclaim it in their advertising.

Old Chicago has this

Went to an Indian buffet by me
Pretty tasty

Same ol', same ol'.

> go to chinese buffet
> eat all the fried duck
> wait for new batch
> eat all the fried duck again

kek, jesus christ
someone needs to get a close up of that fucking face

You are a ducking asshole.

Very nice but i dont believe the tatoo

Any random chinese buffet

Go quack yourself.

Just went to a Chinese buffet yesterday. One of the better buffets in the area, but I left kind of disappointed. I think I like the idea of buffets more than the actual experience of eating at one.

holy shit, that fucking goblin on the right

Omg I wish Furr's was still out here. When I was young my parents would go here for "special" occasions. I used to always get like 2 or 3 pieces the white fish with the crumbly crust on top and drown it in lemon, mac'n'cheese, mashed potatoes, corn, a jello parfait, chocolate or chess pie, soda, a carton of milk and an extra order of mac'n'cheese from the courtesy window after you're out of line..

Rent a room at the Best Western and partake in the continental breakfast.

Went to an Indian buffet last week. The goat curry and the fried fish were delicious

The Chinese buffet near me has a grill where you can make up a plate of veggies or meat fresh. It's OK but I can't eat enough to get a good value there. i hate how cold most of the other foods are

Fuck me Coco's may be shit, but it's fucking delicious for me. Especially their cinnamon buns

Chinese buffet, it was okay, I go there with family once a while.

The egg tarts are pretty much always gone within minutes of being brought out, every single time I've gone there.

He ate the entire buffet, just like the others.

if you eat at KFC you are trash, regardless of your skin color

Home style buffet is pretty good. Not sure if it's nationwide. You should probably post your state and town.

there is an indian buffet near me that is only open from 11 am to 3 pm. its 8 dollars a person for the whole 4 hours. it is some amazing shit too.

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Not a buffet but a all you can eat sushi joint were they charge extra when you don't finish. Their sushi is alright but nothing to write home about and they have a decent selection of side.
>Tfw saw someone stuffing his coat with shit he didn't like so he wouldn't have to pay

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