I accidentally bought some Wisconsin cheese. Somehow it made it into the good cheese section by accident, and I got confused by the fact that it was a raw milk cheese, which is normally reserved for legitimate cheese-producing areas.
Anyway what can I do with this to mask the Wisconsin taste? I was thinking of maybe an omelette with a shitload of hot sauce?
Pic related, except it was cut and wrapped in the store, and it didn't say "Wisconsin" on it.
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Pair it with a fine trash can
Just toss it in the bin.
Wisconsin makes that large majority of America's quality cheese
Please be kind to us Wisconsinites. It's not our fault you have shit taste
I like your sense of humor
>gruyere style
Melt it on shit.
Its really not even close, there is some good stuff in Vermont and rural New York, but Wisconsin easily outproduces them both in the amount of top tier cheese being produced, and no other state is even noteworthy
Your definition of "top tier" needs adjustment, but nice job trying to put yourself on par with New England
I'm sorry that you accidentally picked up actual cheese on your way to the velvetta. I know how much you like the taste of plastic.
Wisconsin is very clearly ahead of the rest of the country
Also New England? Last I checked upstate New York isn't in New England. Still East coast cheddar while sometimes pretty good is mostly just a marketing meme. Just because McDonalds is selling you 'fancy' white Vermont cheddar instead of tier normal California Kraft style 'cheese', doesn't mean its actually good.
Any time you see a cheddar advertised on its color rather than how long it was aged you know its not worthwhile, most of the Eastern stuff is just being sold on the basis that it looks a little different
I know this is a troll post, but I actually had a similar thing happen once. I was in the deli section looking for decent gouda and saw wedge that said "Holland" on it like five times, and even had a picture of a dutch flag on it. I thought I was safe, but it turns out it was from Wisconsin and tasted like shit.
Some decent cheese comes from Wisconsin, but I thought it was funny that cheese tried to hard to make it seem like it was from Holland and still tasted like trash.
Most American cheese styles are marketed based on the immigrant group that popularized them in America. A convention not really limited to cheese either
>Wisconsin is very clearly ahead of the rest of the country
Literally no one believes this except people who work for the Wisconsin dairy industry, Wisconsin is universally associated with combination porn and fireworks stores, shitty pic related crap, and Leinenkugel's
And the cheese producing areas of eastern NY are pretty much indistinguishable from the adjacent areas of western Mass and Vermont, not that you'd know. It's not like you can tell crossing the border, like you can when you go from Illinois to Wisconsin and it's instant smut and sleazy truck stops everywhere
>I thought it was funny that cheese tried to hard to make it seem like it was from Holland and still tasted like trash.
People from Wisconsin have no frame of reference and legitimately think it's the same thing, "muh ethnicity" or some such thing. I wish I was making this up.
"Farmstead Cheese"
That's like a butcher advertising "Farm Raised Meat".
Kek at all the dumb fag's hear thinking gaymerica makes cheese instead of solidafied corn sirup infused oil blocks. Smh.
"made with real dairy milk"
In normal places these are scary words
In wisconsin it provides a kind of prestige
In normal places it's a tautology.
Costal nu-males get so salty about non-cucked states.
>scary words in the US
No joke. If the milk producers were required to list their carcinogenic hormonal supplements and people stopped buying it, they might stop using them and it wouldn't be scary anymore. Don't expect that to happen in the next 4 years, though.
Wisconsin is the downie kid of the Midwest
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>not Indiana
Kys. At least Wisconsin is known for beer and dairy.
The american midwest is good europe
just as white (if not whiter) and with way lower taxation and actual rights
people from shitholes tend to get triggered by this
We get it, you love Wisconsin, fuck it off about it
OBSESSED
indiana is the downie kid. wisconsin just has a severe case of fetal alcohol syndrome. michigan is the thalidomide baby.
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>just as white (if not whiter) and with way lower taxation and actual rights
Shit cheese though.
>NY
probably as shit as their pizza
Why are urban cuckolds & shitskins so triggered by the based midwest?
there is nothing whatsoever that europeans do better than americans.
nothing.
whatsoever.
i mean this literally, not figuratively or metaphorically. i mean this seriously. this is not a bait, or a troll, this is not shit posting, this is not ironic or sarcastic. i am saying this in full lucidity and with as much gravity and seriousness as i am capable of.
there is nothing, not even the smallest, most inconsequential minutiae, not the tiniest detail, in which europe has any advantage, or any claim to superiority, over america.
the lead is not even close. i am not exploiting technicalities or making strawmen. i am not speaking loosely. i am referring to a factual, objective, scientific, and undeniable truth; that everything american - and i do mean everything - is orders of magnitude better than anything european. anything.
again, allow me to reiterate, so that i may not be misunderstood: this is not bait. this is not trolling. this is not shitposting. this is not ironic. this is not sarcastic. this is gods honest truth. i would lay my hand upon a bible before congress and swear upon my mothers life and upon gods word, that what i have said here is the absolute, complete, and unadulterated truth.
now, it is my personal OPINION, that europeans are scum. trash. garbage. but that is just one mans opinion - i can not seriously attest that this is 'absolute or transcendent truth', or that it is scientific fact - because i am a honest man - i will not make such claims. however, it is my experience that europeans are scum. that is my view of the matter. i would suggest - perhaps selfishly, as yes, this is only my view - that all europeans should be thrown off a cliff into shark infested water, and any survivors shot. however, again, i can not overemphasize that this is only my opinion, and that it is nothing more. i am merely making a suggestion based on my feeling of the matter and my personal perspective and experience.
I fucking hate Wisconsin with a fucking fury of ten million blue stars folding all into one singular point. Such a stupid fucking state full of stupid ugly retards.
>there is nothing whatsoever that europeans do better than americans.
Food.
By an immeasurable degree.
Lets be honest here. Indiana has the best higher education institutions in the midwest. IU business is top 10. Purdue and Rose Hulmann are the best non-ivy league engineering schools and Notre Dame is the old boys club, so if you go there you're set up for whatever you choose in life.
>OP never said he was European
Why are you so
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perhaps more than most things, american food and cuisine surpasses european food and cuisine. the idea that europeans have superior food is rather a blatant and intentional fabrication; a fabrication, a deception revealing the dire fact, that european existence is so pallid, so miserable, compared to american existence and success, that they would hope to sneak by some victory through either our pity or carelessness.
"ah" says the european "although you may be correct in most matters, you must admit, our food is much superior!" and the magnanimous american will perhaps grant such a concession either because he is merciful and humoring the pathetic european, or perhaps because he is simply ignorant.
but, one must in the end become educated to the fact that this is not the case. european food is primarily garbage, which americans would not even feed to their pigs; the best of it can be said to be the product of a few limp vegetable gardens, made into a sad soup that will sustain a human through a few years of life, in a pinch. but taken as a whole, thoroughly inferior to it's american counterpart. not only that, far more expensive - for it is exactly as i said - not even in the smallest matter does anything european surpass anything american.
It's fun to think about people outside of Wisconsin having opinions of dairy products.
200 years of HFCS as the high point of US culture gives you no right to denigrate millenia of food culture developed in europe. If you weren't simply uneducated white trash, no one would care. But there's a certain percentage of your "educated" leaders that believe outright nonsense too.
While verbacious, you are revealing yourself as a child in an adult conversation.
Thank you for your input though.
You will learn as you grow.
The WIDF has arrived; abandon thread.
>crossing an imaginary line in the dirt makes one an expert on cheese
t. fat fucking sausage gobbler
one simply cannot argue with another who has devoted himself to a partisan and biased perspective in the favor of his own country, and let it not be said that i have provoked calumny on the part of one who defended his own!
but in truth, we must admit that these protests against all greater sense and reason are not valid, if we are to be rational creatures... no, there can be no argument made that europe has anything whatsoever greater than the united states. such a fact is obvious to any sane, clear eyed man.
i don't resent you for feeling as you do, however, i must present a more enlightened and studied insight here - what i have said is the truth! deny it as you might, the truth reigns eternal... america > europe, in all matters, including food - and increasingly so as time passes.
perhaps the day will come that you renige your stoic denial of this supreme and self-evident truth, perhaps it will not; but it will remain all the same.
plattsburgh here, do people from the west coast really believe that NY = NYC?
Nowhere else matters, similar to Las Vegas.
>t. illinois
You haven't even learned to drive.
Hear hear
Hi, attempt at a Hobbsian level obfuscation. Why didn't he chose you for his top adviser? Oh, he's got a master at the helm, the offspring of breitbart himself.
>getting butthurt because a place matters too much
is it just me or is that weird?
Currently live in Wisconsin.
I have never lived anywhere else where this was common:
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Brautwurst, cheese curds, and old fashioned's are basically Wisconsin's official cuisine
>he lives in a containment city full of minorities, nu-male cuckolds and shitty leftist laws and taxes
Yes, you're a wordy bore. I get it.
But The US has no dibs on cuisine. More is... Boring... Sorry.
ah, if only you could see yourself - i would nourish you, bring you up, raise you back to health from the trauma you must have experience to have had such a tragic psychotic break from reality, such a mental episode, that you could think such a thing.
unfortunately you will become no more than another casualty strewn along the road of life, sad testament to those who have come and gone, seeking the path of truth, and yet, and yet, inexplicable, meandering down that wide and narrow trap that leads to damnation and the belief that europe is superior to the united states in any way whatsoever.
i would propose that more needs to be done in our society, with compulsory prejudice, to prevent these avoidable cases. i am considering running for political office on the platform that it is necessary for the freedom and the health of any nation that all people acknowledge, by force of reason or at last if not else, by the force of law, that all which is European is inferior to all that which is american.
tata, my dear forgotten brother of the homelier region of the west, my friendly mental invalid, tata. toodloo, caribou. a revoir, saracen moore. hasta la vista, my ugly mona lisa. dwell upon what i have spoken unto you, that the scales might fall from your eyes and that you may see the light and at last be saved.
You're right, they do produce the majority of American cheese.
inb4 unhinged rant about how it's exactly the same as aocg parmigiano reggiano because m'heritage and california is why the WIDF is not a winner
Tedious and without reason. we're talking about cuisine, in which the US is sadly lacking, although not entirely devoid.
You can forego the reply.
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>Debt free means cash only
How retarded is that person
I haven't spent money I didn't have in 10 years and earlier this week I declined a coffee because I had better coffee in a thermos, but that post made me cringe so so hard.
It's more
>all debt is a bad thing
Judicious use of debt is useful.
It's made with real milk. REAL milk. That's quite an accomplishment for cheese.
It's a base requirement for cheese.
Except in....
Oh, now you say, since your corporate cuckmaster is in.
I have no idea what you're trying to convey
>Have no money but got property
>Get 10000 loan use property as collateral so those jew bankers know I'm not some scrub wasting their shekels.
>Buy stuff with it
---GOOD END---
>Sell stuff for more than you bought it for
>Pay back debt
>Have extra money left over
PROFIT
>Wow I made money from fucking nothing and still kept all my stuff.
---Bad end---
-Cant sell stuff because I'm a fucking idiot that fails to understand supply and demand
-Jews claim collateral and my home is not mine anymore
-wow I'm fucking bankrupt and a jackass
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You're trying too hard.
I'm from outside Buffalo and now live in South Carolina. Every time someone asks where I'm from I tell them Buffalo, NY and they start talking about NYC and asking what it was like living in such a big city. A huge amount of people don't realize there is an entire very large state attached to NYC and I lived like 8 hours drive from it and was surrounded by fields and woods and rivers.
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>America's quality cheese
hahaha
>not even in the smallest matter does anything european surpass anything american
especially not in terms of waistlines
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