You know what I hate about living in this flyover town?

You know what I hate about living in this flyover town?
All the good places to eat close before 10
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Buddy of mine moved to some shit-sack town in East Texas where everything closed a few hours after dark. He opened up a small delivery-only Italian restaurant and hired a couple of students on weekend and nights to run food for him. Made a killing.

Waffle House is open 24 hours motherfucker

You KNOW shit has hit the fan if the WH is closed.

Yeah but going to Waffle House late at night is frightening.

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>eating after 22:00

how fat.ru?

>eating after sunset

I live in some irrelevant island city and there are two places that are open til midnight it's fucking crushing. The Golden Arches is open 24 hours and that's about it.

There is one place called the Rice Bowel which is open til 3am on the weekends.

hope to god 'rice bowel' is a typo

>live downtown in a big city
>literally 35~ bars and restaurants in a 5 block radius
>kitchens open no later than 10pm
>most of them open at 10am

fucking horseshit I have to go to a gas station for 3 dollar cans of soup

>rice bowel
It's a medical condition that affects nips.

it's good, guaranteed to give you the gut ache

The sun don't set bitch I just get hungry at dusk.

tfw you'll never go out for a meal with her in a nice venue, take her home and lick her inner thighs (with the tights still on of course)

I'd just steal her unattended handbag

>unattended
are you retarded?

Can you give them a twenty and ask for one of each? I have a shit memory and a huge appetite when I'm drunk so that would be like a deep fried Christmas for me.

Who's that sermon demon?

is that john oliver?

You go to a Waffle House at 2am, if you manage to come back then post results