Whta are some life hacks for succeeding not just in your personal life but at the office as well?

Whta are some life hacks for succeeding not just in your personal life but at the office as well?

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As opposed to irregular soap?

Why should I wash my penis with regular soap?

Liquid soap I guess

I wash my penis with special soap

Why? What difference does it make?

>he doesn't know

Heres a life hack. When giving a handshake be sure to touch their forearm with your index and middle finger. It will make your hand seem bigger.

Liquid soap comes in plastic bottles which leech estrogen

duh.

I use only penis soap

Soap your wash with regular penis.

I love to piss in the sink
so confy

>falling for the bathing meme
regular bathing is the biggest scam in consumer culture. the aroma a man develops contains phermones promoting testosterone release and are irresistable to women, particularly when at their most fertile.
but go ahead, strip your hair and body of its natural oils and replace them with these chemicals! make sure to buy the premium brands!

>I smell like ass, AMA

Stinker detected

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>regular bathing is the biggest scam in consumer culture
People have used soap for at least 5000 years.

>2018
>not using special soap
Not gonna make it

Lol bathing FUD

>he doesnt use specially hand crafted penis soap

Estrogen isnt going to seep through your balls moron

>bathing

This is actually true to an extent. You shouldn't wash your hair with shampoo every day as you strip away natural oils.

How do I long special soap?

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