So I went to Moe's Tavern and I says: "You got any of that beer that has candy floating in it, you know, Skittlebrau?"

so I went to Moe's Tavern and I says: "You got any of that beer that has candy floating in it, you know, Skittlebrau?"

And he says: "No Homer, I think you dreamed that."

Amd I'm like wtf Moe? What. The. Fuck.

You know what I'm saying, right ck?

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Universal Studios FL actually has a Moe's Tavern and they serve Duff.

did you try? is it non-alcoholic?

was Barney there?

I had a pint, it was decent, kinda like Yuengling. Barney was not there.

It wasn't Moe, it was Apu he was talking to

youtube.com/watch?v=Ipg3XYz7f9Q

what did Moe say? Was Barney there?

you're an asshole for posting this, you know that?

you took all the joy out of my night.

ALL. THE. JOY.

faggot.

Happy to help

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HERE YOU GO
HERE I AM
UNCLE MOE
THANK YOU MAAM
THIS'LL BE A TREAT
UNCLE MOE
HERE I AM
WHILE YOU EAT

So does the one in California.

Didn't try it.

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Came into this thread just to point this out. You had one job OP, how could you fuck it up that badly?

I'm not eating there until he publicly proves he holds a degree from Bovine University.

If he didn't, I would have.

I thought it was a energy drink?

So, if I went into a bar with a bag of skittles, ordered a cheap lager and poured the bag of skittles in it, d'you think they'd have a problem with that?

I mean, I'd gunk up their glass something awful, but they don't need to see that until I've left the premises.

You're thinking of Crunk Juice

That's the worst attempt at a reference I've ever seen

I'M A WHITE MALE, AGED 18 TO 49.

EVERYONE LISTENS TO ME, NO MATTER HOW DUMB MY SUGGESTIONS ARE.

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Doing that would oxidize the fuck out of the beer, js

If I was a smart man I'd have a vat of Skittlebrau brewing up right now. Hipster idiots would guzzle that shit.

Did they have Düff?

>Needs more dog

Is Kalkalash just a meme food?

>tfw your pig is airborne

ABAJ

> Not wanting the superior Texas Cheesecake Depository.
> MFW

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>MT DEW! MT DEW!

Crab Juice > MT Dew

>you will never be a drunken bum at moes

It's a cartoon.

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bought a bottle of duff in a shop in rome that was mostly full of absinthe.

What was the rest of it full of?