Ive been chatting with this bird i met off of tinder and when I asked her what her favorite books are this was her response.
Anyway she says shes open to recommendations and I want to ask you lads what should I recommend to her?
Also she prefers mysteries but like I said shes open to anything
"Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk, she'll love it!
Infinite Jest
Gravity Rainbow
Finnegan's Wake
>considering roasties in literature
just say some shit like 100 years of solitude and she will be all over ur dick
INFINITE JEST
GRAVITY'S RAINBOW
please stop memeing me
I´m not even memeing, 100 years of solitude gets roastie pussy 100% of the time
>roastie
You aren't on /r9k/
you get the message :^)
Anais Nin
Clarice Lispector
Elena Ferrante
I don't know about 'mysteries' tho.
My Twisted World
Yeah, you aren't successful with women
If she hasn't read The Recognitions she doesn't deserve your dick
Accessible stuff that girls often like would be Vonnegut or Murakami.
She likes mysteries, so maybe that Sheep Chase one by Murakami. I haven't read it but it's all the same. Maybe Norwegian Wood.
Vonnegut, maybe Sirens of Titan.
>My Twisted World
google it
>le supreme gentlemen
lol fuck you.
also i use to shitpost on bodybulding forums / misc when he was on there bitching about his sad life. the forum blew the fuck up when he actually went full supreme gentlemen baka
I forgot Murakami-san.
Come back when you finished all Gaddis and Pynchon novels. What are you, 10?
Why not some cool hardboiled novels, like Chandler or something?
how about you suck my pink uncut chode u turbonigger
The White Hotel
trout fishing in america and/or alice munro
Give her Crash. It'll make her want to fuck in your car.
Mein Kampf or The Protocols of the Elders of Zion
Obviously a pleb. Just fuck her and be done
>tfw a girl will never be your muse
How can a bird communicate with language ?
The Famous Five by Enid Blyton :)))
King James Bible
she definitely hasn't read a book since preschool
if you really think she's up for suggestions you better make it mysterious and catchy
maybe short stories? House of Leaves? something really catchy and edgy to get her into reading as a concept
Say Crime and Punishment or Ulysses, anything that makes you look like "le introspective smart guy XD", it gets pussy wet everytime. Only works if you're moderately attractive though.
Just give her a Memekami book.
When Marnie Was There
It's a mystery, patrician and one of the greatest feel-trips in literature. 100% guaranteed to slay pussy.
You should read what the Catechism of the Catholic Church has to say about premarital sex.
100 Years of Solitude
The Invention of Morel
Journey By Moonlight
Kokoro
Basically classics from 'exotic' places. Like Hungary..
Women don't actually like books. If a girl says she likes reading give her some women's lit like gone with the wind or some shit, she'll be all over u my man
>Tfw taking cute German girl out for coffee this weekend
>Tfw she's my first proper Tinder match in ages
>Tfw starting to think I'm maybe not so ugly and unattractive after all
>Tfw maybe life isn't so bad after all
99% chance it's just some guy who's gonna beat me up and steal my wallet, but I live in hope.
>Ive been chatting with this bird
I know in your head this was probably all cool sounding or something. But you're posting to a literature board and it just seems autismo. Maybe with some other autistic #lads this would be #madbantz
calm down bro.
not OP and you might've had a point but you ironically went too autismo with the emotion behind it.
out of the dark by patrick modiano
accessible yet legitimate and also meme proof
it's also about romance and mystery and lost chances - and like all modiano, memory
she'll blow u. make a thread to thank me after
You're likely to be shit out of luck finding a girl on tinder who has read anything except Harry Potter and Stephen King. I literally have known one woman with good taste in books, and she has good enough taste in men to not want to be with me
Dresden Files. Good wholesome fun with great amounts of snark and humor, while still being emotionally investing. 9/10, would recommend
>Ive been chatting with this bird i met off of tinder
>this bird
The Peregrine
H is for Hawk
The Owl and The Goose on The Grave
Wow. When I heard that there was a book called Storm Front in Dresden Files series I thought it was going to be something completely different.
kek
My diary, to be desu.
>cynical occasionally explicitly racist and sexist books about a chauvinistic wisecracking womanizer
Seems legit, especially when you consider the stuff young women are raised on nowadays.
2666
You're talking about BOOKS with some chick you met off TINDER.
Take a big fucking step back here and look at this situation.
If that was her answer I would stop talking about books and start talking about Netflix.
Invite her to your place to borrow one of your books.
A graveyard for lunatics
Works every time
lot 49
she likes mysteries.
mild chuckle
>mysteries
Curious incident of the dog in the nighttime
askin the important questions
Missing Person is the most "mystery" of his imo
Just stay neutral, believe in yourself and plant the red flag in her reich.
...
Break her in with american psycho. See how it goes from there