Ive been chatting with this bird i met off of tinder and when I asked her what her favorite books are this was her response.
Anyway she says shes open to recommendations and I want to ask you lads what should I recommend to her?
Also she prefers mysteries but like I said shes open to anything
Ryder Morgan
"Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk, she'll love it!
David Richardson
Infinite Jest Gravity Rainbow Finnegan's Wake
Sebastian Gray
>considering roasties in literature just say some shit like 100 years of solitude and she will be all over ur dick
Owen Kelly
INFINITE JEST
GRAVITY'S RAINBOW
Brandon Taylor
please stop memeing me
Carter Hall
I´m not even memeing, 100 years of solitude gets roastie pussy 100% of the time
Lucas Lopez
>roastie
You aren't on /r9k/
Parker Nelson
you get the message :^)
Ayden Bennett
Anais Nin Clarice Lispector Elena Ferrante
I don't know about 'mysteries' tho.
Michael Perez
My Twisted World
Dominic Allen
Yeah, you aren't successful with women
Mason Johnson
If she hasn't read The Recognitions she doesn't deserve your dick
Tyler Green
Accessible stuff that girls often like would be Vonnegut or Murakami. She likes mysteries, so maybe that Sheep Chase one by Murakami. I haven't read it but it's all the same. Maybe Norwegian Wood.
Vonnegut, maybe Sirens of Titan.
Gavin Cruz
>My Twisted World google it
>le supreme gentlemen
lol fuck you.
also i use to shitpost on bodybulding forums / misc when he was on there bitching about his sad life. the forum blew the fuck up when he actually went full supreme gentlemen baka
Austin Gonzalez
I forgot Murakami-san.
Dominic Edwards
Come back when you finished all Gaddis and Pynchon novels. What are you, 10?
Jace Lewis
Why not some cool hardboiled novels, like Chandler or something?
Chase Rogers
how about you suck my pink uncut chode u turbonigger
Jacob Bennett
The White Hotel
Cameron Howard
trout fishing in america and/or alice munro
Dominic Perry
Give her Crash. It'll make her want to fuck in your car.
Matthew Rogers
Mein Kampf or The Protocols of the Elders of Zion
James Green
Obviously a pleb. Just fuck her and be done
>tfw a girl will never be your muse
Joshua Bailey
How can a bird communicate with language ?
Lucas Watson
The Famous Five by Enid Blyton :)))
Jose Russell
King James Bible
Alexander Reed
she definitely hasn't read a book since preschool if you really think she's up for suggestions you better make it mysterious and catchy maybe short stories? House of Leaves? something really catchy and edgy to get her into reading as a concept
Alexander Morris
Say Crime and Punishment or Ulysses, anything that makes you look like "le introspective smart guy XD", it gets pussy wet everytime. Only works if you're moderately attractive though.
Jace Brooks
Just give her a Memekami book.
Nathaniel Young
When Marnie Was There
It's a mystery, patrician and one of the greatest feel-trips in literature. 100% guaranteed to slay pussy.
Aaron Adams
You should read what the Catechism of the Catholic Church has to say about premarital sex.
Luis Fisher
100 Years of Solitude The Invention of Morel Journey By Moonlight Kokoro
Basically classics from 'exotic' places. Like Hungary..
Eli Scott
Women don't actually like books. If a girl says she likes reading give her some women's lit like gone with the wind or some shit, she'll be all over u my man
Connor Martin
>Tfw taking cute German girl out for coffee this weekend >Tfw she's my first proper Tinder match in ages >Tfw starting to think I'm maybe not so ugly and unattractive after all >Tfw maybe life isn't so bad after all
99% chance it's just some guy who's gonna beat me up and steal my wallet, but I live in hope.
Luke Davis
>Ive been chatting with this bird I know in your head this was probably all cool sounding or something. But you're posting to a literature board and it just seems autismo. Maybe with some other autistic #lads this would be #madbantz
Grayson Gonzalez
calm down bro.
not OP and you might've had a point but you ironically went too autismo with the emotion behind it.
Robert Gonzalez
out of the dark by patrick modiano
accessible yet legitimate and also meme proof
it's also about romance and mystery and lost chances - and like all modiano, memory
she'll blow u. make a thread to thank me after
Mason Miller
You're likely to be shit out of luck finding a girl on tinder who has read anything except Harry Potter and Stephen King. I literally have known one woman with good taste in books, and she has good enough taste in men to not want to be with me
Jayden Rogers
Dresden Files. Good wholesome fun with great amounts of snark and humor, while still being emotionally investing. 9/10, would recommend
Xavier Foster
>Ive been chatting with this bird i met off of tinder >this bird
The Peregrine H is for Hawk The Owl and The Goose on The Grave
Ian Richardson
Wow. When I heard that there was a book called Storm Front in Dresden Files series I thought it was going to be something completely different.
Dominic Price
kek
Matthew Ross
My diary, to be desu.
Xavier Jones
>cynical occasionally explicitly racist and sexist books about a chauvinistic wisecracking womanizer Seems legit, especially when you consider the stuff young women are raised on nowadays.
Jason Butler
2666
Aaron Richardson
You're talking about BOOKS with some chick you met off TINDER.
Take a big fucking step back here and look at this situation.
Gabriel Cook
If that was her answer I would stop talking about books and start talking about Netflix.
Parker Anderson
Invite her to your place to borrow one of your books.
James Watson
A graveyard for lunatics
Charles Jackson
Works every time
Henry Foster
lot 49
she likes mysteries.
Blake Campbell
mild chuckle
Jason Butler
>mysteries Curious incident of the dog in the nighttime
Lucas Carter
askin the important questions
Connor Butler
Missing Person is the most "mystery" of his imo
Hudson Howard
Just stay neutral, believe in yourself and plant the red flag in her reich.
Xavier Nelson
...
Sebastian Taylor
Break her in with american psycho. See how it goes from there