Perfectly seasoned eggs

>ketchup
>burned bacon
>overcooked eggs

3/10 an attempt was made

that looks horrendous. How do you even swallow it?

>eggs look uninspired and lack imagination
>eggs are also overcooked. They should look fluffy, yet yours look like you mixed flour with powdered egg mix
>ketchup on the side, meaning you dip your food, also meaning you have shit taste yet lack the conviction to go all the way and drown your food in it
>no signs of toast or tortilla, though I wouldn't waste such pleasantries on ketchup drenched food anyways
>bacon is overcooked, meaning you probably bought cheap meat
>plate looks depressing.
>not much of the eggs look to be eaten, meaning the ketchup was primarily meant for the bacon

2/10 I pity you

>american bacon
Like salty crackers
Get yourself some real bacon

WHERES DA KECHUB

>salmonella laden eggs
I hate this meme

Fuck the haters. It's a classic American breakfast that I'd eat any day of the week. Where's the toast?

Burnt bacon and popcorn?

clogged arteries and cancer

nice overcooked dried out rubbery egg nuggets

>eggs not sunny side up
>no toast

not bad, but not good either.

>burned bacon

lmao

this faggot probably likes those flavored beers like IPA. How does one burn bacon?

when heat is applied excessively to most organic materials you risk the hydrocarbons breaking down, destroying the structure of the material and leaving behind a black, foul tasting powdery carbon substance.

It's the product of enslaved and murdered animals.

>Flavored beer like IPA

Found the youngern

>sauce
You fucked it to pieces. You destroyed it. You're literally a monster.

>he likes crispy bacon
What a pleb.

no hashbrowns

no gravy??

>Living in a third world country where eggs have salmonella
>I haven't made ramsay eggs

Outed yourself cuckboi

True, most eggs don't have salmonella. But it's certainly false that salmonella is not that bad to have. It's much, much more than just 48 hours of diarrhea and vomiting.

That bacon is 50% fat an the top piece is clearly burnt

Every human being on the planet has salmonella bacteria on them at this very moment. It's one of the most common bacteria on earth, and it's on everything and everybody. There's a difference between having salmonella and getting sick from it.

And when someone DOES get sick from it the resulting illness varies greatly from person to person. Some people might not even notice they have an infection. Immune-compromised people might die from it.

Everyone also carries MRSA on them but when you finally do get infected with it you get fucked up.

Needs grits. Potatoes of some sort if you're in a non-grit eating part of the world. Oatmeal is trash food for trash people.

>not enough bacon (never enough bacon)
>no cheese in the eggs
>no biscuit/toast
>motherfucking ketchup

>I have to cook the shit out of my food before I eat it

>using chop sticks

Have fun with your inefficient method of eating you gook.

Plating sucks.
Take your picture before eating.
No need for ketchup if all is seasoned properly.

this
>overcooked bacon
>eggs look like they went through a shredder before being plated
>only bacon and eggs? what are you? ethopian?
>no chopsticks
2/10 would not bangers & mash

> crispy bacon

I thought I'd never ssee an image of eggs and bacon on here, made by a fellow cu/ck/, that fits my tastes perfectly. I hate snot scrambled eggs and like the bacon almost as cooked as yours because the fat is disgusting.

No toast

It's all overcooked.

dont get me wrong, i like crispy bacon but thats just burnt

>Perfectly seasoned;
hurr i put pepper on it

>Crispy bacon
Burned

>Rating
0/10

Why do ameritrumps burn their bacon to a crisp? It tastes way better cooked mid way where it doesn't snap in half

someone bled on the plate and still 6/10? hahaha yo ass need jesus.

the eggs look overcooked as fuck.

>2016
>Not making eggs over medium
Take your scrambled meme shit and get out.

>overcooked bacon
>ketchup

>overcooked eggs
>overcooked black bacon
>ketchup

garbage

>Burned Bacon
>No pepper on eggs
>Dirty fork
>Ketchup ever

>Egg has no cheese
>Egg isn't soldi enough
>Crusty Bacon
>No practically raw, warm and chewy bacon
Try again pleb.

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I did get it from Ramsay, but not without thinking to myself "damn, those look nice, why haven't I tried eating them like that before". He says plenty of stupid shit, but his eggs are pretty good.

delete this

No toast.

>chopsticks
Ching chong nip nong

That's a big brekkie

I can't believe I read this whole thread

I prefer my bacon thicker and a little chewey.

Thin strips always just tend to tastle like salt.

>burnt bacon
BACON IS SUPPOSED TO GREASY, FAT, AND FLOPPY
STOP WITH THIS BULLSHIT "CRISPY" BACON MEME
IT JUST MEANS YOU LIKE NO FLAVOR

Nigger salty crackers are the best.

that's how I roll

I see you like a little bit of egg with your cheese.

just a little

Wrong. Ctispy bacon is the superior bacon. When you bite down on it it explodes into a bunch of flavorful particles and tastes absolutely delicious. Chewy bacon is just ham.

Since we're on the topic of rating egg dishes, how about mine?

Eggs ain't nearly fluffy enough, bacon overcooked
>ketchup

Looks like the pic was taken on the set of "Dark Shadows." Barnabis Collins/10.

colon cancer

>crispy, scrunched up burnt mess
>shitty scrambled eggs

I suggest a noose, a chair, a roof and judgmental value of your health.

eggs and chorizo is a straight upgrade

>isn't a fried sunny side up egg with the yolk just short of being hard
>shitty american bacon, not superior back bacon cut
>isn't all in a sandwich

"Crispy bacon" is burned bacon. Buy a pound of thick-sliced bacon and cook it until it is chewy and just shy of dark. "Crispy" is overcooked nonsense, No flavor, no texture... just overdone meat.

The sliver-thin bacon sold in 99% of the world's hotels is absolute crap. Intended to stretch the least amount of meat across the most patrons. And now we expect this to be the norm. Demand better.

Yes, yes, yes. We know.

Europeans will avoid traditional food that MAY contribute to cancer, but they won't do a damned thing about the political cancer destroying their countries.

Pass me a Bud and another burger, Bob.