AMERICANS ARE WAKING UP IN 1 HOUR

AMERICANS ARE WAKING UP IN 1 HOUR
>1 HOUR
I REPEAT 1 HOUR
>SELL EVERYTHING

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La creatura...

We're up.

>farts giant plume of Doritos cool ranch dust
>sneaks behind you

Nothing personal kid.

EHEHE WE GON GO CHECK ON ME CRYPTO RITE NOW WITH ME BIG KEYBOARD HITTIN STICKKKK EHEHE

I am an American. Are you telling me I made all my money in crypto by staying up with the europeans and trading with them instead?

SHART

To prove I am an american I had cheeseburger soup for breakfast. It is cheese and mustard broth with little 1/2 inch hamburger patties in it, with some onions and potatoes. I didn't make it myself either, they sell this shit in stores. Campbells brand.

we're heeee-eere

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Is this true?

Who is this semen demon?

yes

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>ingredients

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ITS HAPPENING

>soup
>100 different chemical ingredients

>Soy protein


hmmm

S O Y B O Y!!!!!

I thought that was her belly.

Fucking BURGERS get away from my VEN REEEEEEEEEE. Take some more prescription opioids and go the fuck back to sleep

debunked chem ingredients in american food
>the ones you can't pronounce are vitamines A, B, C, D, and E
>the modified food starch is just added proteins to make it stick to the food, so the food doesn't stick to itself
>soy gives you a beard like this

lol @ europoor cucks who can't afford to eat soy so they become the fox and the grapes

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Cheeseburger soup yummy

>europoors actually dumped on burgers
I swear this is the first time it actually happened.

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>its actually real

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>tfw burger and can time the market perfectly every day while eurocucks get bummed by rapefugees every day

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