Hello this is Chef John from foodwishes.com today with

>the oooold shake-a shake-a

cayenne pepper recipe

Cayenne crusted cayenne bars. That's right!

That's a small spoon you got there

I bet my spoonula is smaller

>chef john mentions his wife
>he isn't gay

muh headcannon

Do you want Chef John to give your butt the ol' tapp-a tapp-a?

That green thing in this picture is a bimbo's fake titty.

No, really.

Name a better online cooking show, I dare you

HOHOOOLD TAPPA TAPPA MASTERRACE

Why does he talk like that. He sounds normal in his older videos

Fuck off

He's a valley girl. Also, pretty obvious Chef Cayenne is just on auto mode now. His newer recipes are shit.

>His newer recipes are shit

Boom.

>his newer recipes are shit

end yourself

I wasn't too impressed with his sponsored instant mashed potatoes recipe

Agreed

>actually put a bit of cayenne in everything
>it's wonderful

nice

He'd do it with such high class that anyone who watched it would try it

M8, speak for yourself. I tried his corn pudding and it was better than most other corn puddings I've had. Also his pastry cream recipe is fucking great for donuts.

youtube.com/watch?v=IRUkJ0e3LQg

Fuck, there are so many recipes I want him to make but I'm too sperg to ask him

lads this is the pengest chicken. level seasoning. 4.2/5 which is mad.

looooooooooooooool

...

FREAKISHLY

This right here man. That corn pudding recipe is amazing. I'm tweaking and it and making it again for Christmas.

No he still has great recipes. Remember all the tips for making instant mashed potatoes. Next he'll have an episode on how to microwave stouffers lasagna without burning any.

Hello, this is chef john from four chan dot org wiiiith:

>those trips
Go on...

The Mcchicken! Yes that's right! Today I'll be showing you how to buy and eat your very own Mcchicken!

Now some people like to take the pickles off their McChicken? But I like to keep mine on? You can order however you like. After all, you are the dude of your fast food!

Helooo
This is chef jhon fromfoodwishes.com

he literally said at the beginning of the vid that he was shilling for that potato flake company. nigga's got bills to pay.

Does it have a feminine penis?

police released a sketch of this man stealing bodies from the city morgue

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John is superior to Jack

that's not saying much

This is the most appropriate thread I guess, but I'm making the carnation fudge recipe he did a long time ago for a family gathering tomorrow and was thinking of making it "winter-y" by adding peppermint frosting with icing pine trees for designs. But I'm an idiot and don't know if it's appropriate to add frosting to fudge or if peppermint and chocolate is a bad taste.

What do you guys think?

Crackhead Tyrone down in the ghetto is superior to Jack.

So is the thalidomide baby that grew up to work at McDonald's.

Dont you dare

Mustache is different and the head shape is wrong, sketch has too much head for the face.

thanks, john

add some cayenne

certi

Cooking with Dog
Rip in Pastrami

it might just be waaayy to sweet to be honets. Maybe just add some green and red sprinkles on the top of the fudge.

Instead of peppermint frosting add chunks of peppermint candy into the fudge before it sets.

Holy shit, people need to make money!?

Tots?

Now it's just called Cooking since he's gone.

Don't test me.

There is -literally- nothing wrong with instant mashed potatoes and I applaud John for going public with this fact.

That smooth smooth voice. I have a crush on him actually.

The cannibalism conspiracy theory is starting to make more sense now

Son, they have agencies that can help you even if you cannot afford psychological care.

A CoB?

I fucked it up anyhow and it's stuck to the pan. Made chocolate chip cupcakes instead

Isn't he into bdsm? I remember reading that someone found his fetlife page. I bet he goes to bi swingers parties with his wife and fucks guys.

The 'ooool fappa fappa