That guy in class who pronounces i.e. as "id est"

good god...

>that guy who loudly snorts every time a girl shares an idea
I am that guy

Wow, Trump U is ... exactly as I pictured it

>that guy that raises his hand unbidden and makes it a full minute into a complicated comment on the lecture before remembering that he took a bunch of benzos an hour ago and realizes he shouldn't be talking in the middle of a sentence but the professor insists on hearing more and everyone is staring at him
Not my proudest series of moments. That professor loved me though. My classmates hated me.

Your professor hated you too and privately mocked your ideas with his colleagues after class

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>that guy that pays for non-STEM classes

T T i Bault

>that guy who was too dumb for an elite school so he had to study STEM

>that professor who says all opinions are welcome then refuses to continue the lecture when someone says warhol's art is shit

Poor guy, but I wouldn't give too much responsibility to the professor.

>That guy who cant help but interject the teacher, who is trying his hardest to peddle shitty philosophies that he doesnt believe so that he can make a wage

your welcome

>that one autistic kid who ways raised his hand but never prepared his question so he just stuttered awkwardly until the teacher cut him off
>by the end of the year the teacher didn't let him ask questions

>Be me
>Read Nietzsche
>Fancy, idgaf, let's pick this class
>Teacher let me wholeheartedly explain to you that the very nature of being alive is futile, so stated by Nietzsche, and, thus, by extension, we should all get off this nonsensical senile life.
>Or something
>Teacher says : THN UU SHLD KILL URSELF FAG HAHA XDD
>Whole class laughs at me
>May I interject for a moment...
>mfw nobody listens to me
>mfw ran away to my dorm to reread Nietzsche until I sleep crying
>Understand that the embarrassment was in fact a reorganization of the sheep into a phalanx rigged against me, yet with no more harm than the realization that existence is futile, and I must retake my quest of genuine living, by suicide.
>Or something

>studying the Dreyfusards
>student raises hand to ask question
>mumbles 'what's zionism?'
>teacher mishears
>'about quarter to ten'

...

>That guy who says "ekt" instead of "et cetera"
>That guy was me in high school Latin

>that autist who pronounced Caesar, et cetera with hard c's

>that guy who pronounces Southern as Sowthern

>that guy who pronounces his r's as voiced alveolar taps instead of voiced alveolar approximants

Your professor probably murdered him.

Also, nice quads.

Can you even do a tap on the alveolar ridge? I thought it was only possible in the dental and bibial regions

>that guy who pronounces pharyngeal fricatives when gagging on your cock

Yeh, Romance r's are often flaps, and English has non-contrastive alveolar flaps too in other environments.

>that guy who can't pronounce words
I'm a pusweato-intellectual.

>still can't do an alveolar trill

>that guy who interrupts 20+ times per class to nitpick arguments with the prof but is immediately shut down by the professor because half of his questions/arguments were clearly explained 5 minutes beforehand

Wew

Why is it autism when it's correct?

>Mfw the dialect of my language has alveolar tap r

Feels good man.

Because we're speaking English, not Latin, where soft c's exist. Do you pronounce Egypt with a hard G?

>Because we're speaking English

Yeah, but the word isn't English you moron.

Do you also pronounce cocktail "sosktail" ?

C's are soft before i's and e's. Do you say kircus?

Huh, it's rare to meet someone with a legitimate mental disability on Veeky Forums. Nice - - - toooo --- M E E T - uuuuu!

No, I don't say "kircus".

But even if I don't say it, doesn't mean that's the correct pronunciation.

English motherfucker do you speak it

>tfw can't do a single alveolar tap, and do a trill instead

Circus is a latin word.

>that guy who browses Veeky Forums on his phone during class

>that guy who pronounces wolf as woof

>tfw you just saw the first fight between two mentally disabled in your life

>the guy who calls people mentally disabled on the internet because he thinks it makes him tough

t. literal retard

>this fired up for a funposter
holy shit

Every girlfriend that I've had thought that it's cute, so fuck you.

kek

Do you also pronounce soft as sooth?

macho as fuck

>the guy who pronounces fifth as "fith"

this

>that incredibly fat rascal-riding woman who raises her hand in an upper division literature course to talk about how the book triggered her feelings of body shame
>professor never acknowledges her existence after that
>she stops coming to class

Daddy

that didn't happen

reddit.com/r/Veeky Forums/comments/4xrzc6/anons_professor_has_no_regard_for_human_life/?st=irvmd9py&sh=ecf701df

>check out /r/Veeky Forums out of curiosity
>this post is already there and being discussed by redditors
>mobile image screencap
jesus fucking christ

Upvoted. I want more of your fellow redditors here

why did you even think of that then write it on the internet

That professor's name?
Ayn Rand.

Kys.

>That guy who pronounced 3 as free

You are 3 to kys.

>tfw my gf thought that was cute, too
your post triggered me so hard
come back isla

>That one unironically conservative/right-wing student in the class

I say /kirkus/, /kaesar/, /aegyptus/ etc. if I am reading a Latin text, not if I am reading an English text.

Don't tell me you prefer Church Latin or some Medieval pronunciation, user.

>that guy that pronounces Ceasar salad as kaisar salad
I am that guy

I am that student.

>People thinking Caesar/etc were pronounced with soft c's

Latin amateurs confirmed.

Cicero was Key-kero, not Sis-ero, and so on.

It was Kik-ero, not Key-kero. No long I in Cicero.

Latin amateur confirmed.

>Kik-ero
If you want to render the syllables it's Ki-ke-ro.

wait. there's a board on reddit that just reposts shit from Veeky Forums?
JESUS FUCK YOU TURDS FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE

still i guess there are people on Veeky Forums who are obsessed with reposting stuff from reddit

i wonder if anything i have posted has ever been reposted on reddit

>pronounces i.e. as "id est"
Non-Anglo here. How am I supposed to read that? 'Eye ee'?

Yes

'that is'

If you want to render yourself a tosser, stick with what you're doing.

>That guy who pays others so he can seem smart

>that guy that pays for classes

Fug

Is this just a meme, or am I actually supposed to pronounce wolf and woof differently?

Uh, yeah, but there's barely a difference between the two so don't sweat it.

>that guy sat next to me
>blatantly browses /r9k/ and /b/ with his tablet in full view of the prof
>is assigned to a group project with me and two other people, but never shows up or turns in his work so he fails the class
>for the second time in a row

>that guy who is hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt for what is essentially a neat piece of paper and no skills applicable in real world, even though he could have gotten all this for free in the nearest library

STOOOOOOOOOP!!!

ILL BUY PRO PURE FILTERS IF YOU STOP THIS PAIN!

>that guy in class who pronounces hyperbole as 'hyper bowl'

this fucking shit
also
>people who pronounce "drawing" as "drawling"
my gf does this and i want to hit her