I'm going to show you how to make Zesty Beans and Cheese not taste like shit

I'm going to show you how to make Zesty Beans and Cheese not taste like shit.

Pay attention Veeky Forums, this could very well.save you god damn life.

First: Get that nasty dip for $3.15 at any overpriced grocery store near you.

My grammer and spelling is off, a natural side effect of too much to drink

Scoop that crap into a small pan and put it on about 4-5 on the stove. Let it heat up a little before adding your spices.

Great Value Cumin. Cumin for a great value. This shit's like powdered crack to anyone who wants some spice or flavor in their food.

Cumin, cayenne, garlic powder, and a dash of dill weed

Not pictured: dill weed

You thought I was done.

Get just a few sprinkles in.

Salt this bad boy up to taste with the best kind of salt

Protip: You aren't even a cook if you.don't have Adobo

Throw some pepperjack in for good measure

Carfully approach the eggs, as not to scare them away. You'll need 2 to a jar.

I got played

Scramble and dice those fuckers good.

Don't season them.

Looking good, but it's lacking that zesty kick you were falsely promised on the jar

Feels good to be American

Now while it's still fairly hot, put it back in the jar and enjoy as is. Cold bean dip is for faggots.

this is terrible

Gross

What

Do you eat the whole thing in one sitting?

About half the jar. Good drunk food.

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