Open Harry Potter: The First One.pdf

R O A S T E D

#SHOTSFIRED

>Open Yukio Mishima anthology
>ctrl+f: harakiri
>1 result
mfw

>open boards.Veeky Forums.org/pol/
>ctrl+f "cuck"
>error

DELETE THIS

Hey memers! What should I spend my two audible credits on?

Underrated thread.

The Stand
The Girl with The Dragon Tattoo

>open kierkegaard complete works.pdf
>ctrl+f sex
>0 results

>open Moby Dick
>ctrl+f "."
>0 results

>open Blood Meridian
>ctrl+f spat
>153 results

>open Blood Meridian
>ctrl+f "and"
>26990 results

>open schopenhauer
>ctrl+f pringles
>432 results

>open Finneganswake.pdf
>ctrl:f + *smash face on keyboard repeatedly*
>5 results

>open dictionary.pdf
>ctrl+f "face with tears of joy emoji"
>1 result

Darn you really pulled a Gregory Berrycone and ruined the fucking thread, thank fuck you you

>Gregory Berrycone
this is some next level memeing

who is Gregory Berrycone?

[Perspiration Intensifies]

You didn't get an advance reading copy? There was a thread. . .

you were supposed to pretend to be the guy

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>open a Harry Potter book
>ctrl+f: "beamed"
>1,036 results

Kek.

>Open Infinite Jest.
>ctrl+f: "had had"
>3,845 results.

bump

>1016
>Not knowing Grogory Berrycone
Just leave

>1016
1016
101
10
1
What the fuck have you done nigger.

>Open House of Leaves
>ctrl+f:
>20 results

mfw

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKCKCKCKKK

>Open a book by Cormac McCarthy
>ctrl+f: ","
>0 results

There's actually zero results for "stretched his legs" in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.
I fell for the meme.

D E L E T E
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>Open Stoner
>ctrl+f: "Stoner"
>457 results
mfw

>not 420 results
mfw

It's all over. We got 'em.

0 actual results

2 actual results

gee i think some hyperbole is going on

N O R E C O V E R Y

Literally triggered.

rude

>spotted the pleb.

This : Was meant at you.
You pleb.

I hope the ghost of dfw spooks you for this

seems right

THE MADMAN

>open Veeky Forums
>ctrl + f
>"intelligent discussion"
>0 results

Underrated

>open up the book that's influenced you the most
>ctrl + f "spooks"
>10,000 results

>open bible
>ctrl+f `bcuz god want dat way lol`
>5550000 results

it's acctualy 50 results.

How tall is Harry by the end anyway?

Did Rowling have Star Trek on in the background while writing?

>Open Finnegan's Wake.pdf
>crtl+f "kekek"
>387278423784623 results
mfw

DELETE THIS

>opet Absalom, Absalom
>Ctrl f it's like he could see them
>330 results
Faulkner, more like Trashner

>open up this thread.leebinmeme
Lfw

>open Gravity's Rainbow
>ctrl+f: "banana"
>10000 results

oh come on. call his writing shit if you will, but don't mock his perspiration problem. dude had terrible anxiety.

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Hard Luck Hank, books one and two.

W E W L A D
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how will dfw recover?

He can't, he might as well just off himself.

>Open Carpenter's Gothic
>ctrl+f "I mean"
>1726 results

>Open Gulliver's travels
>ctrl+f "excuse"
>98257 results

>things fall apart
>ctrl+f "yams"
> 5000 results
>

Pretty good, friendo.

>Open At he Mountains of Madness
>Ctrl f cyclopean
>572 results
More like H.P Lovetrash

If that's even remotely true, then I'm not reading Ulysses or Finnegan's wake. Ive already finished Dubliners and I'm on portrait

Good riddance considering yoi can't even be bothered to learn the titles.

Who is yoi?

yep

ive never even read the book.

Try dsfargeg

>1016
>wissan nat Gregorius Berrichon
fle thu feond

looks like someone doesn't read postmodern novellas

hey you motherfucker

this is Veeky Forums, no one assumed you had

>Open A Farewell to Arms.pdf
>ctrl+f: "rain"
>100 results

To which of Stirner's books are you referring?

infinite kek

David Franzen Wallgreen on suicide watch.

it's all ogre

a character in my unpublished absurdist novella about a man who wakes up one morning with a mysterious plastic knob on the back of his head.

a minor character

>open For Whom The Bell Tolls
>ctrl+f: "Qué va"
>452345 results
>ctrl+f: "I obscenity in the milk"
>34189 results

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>Open The Portrait of Dorian Grey
>ctrl f "lounged languidly"
>10000 results

>Open The catcher in the Rye pdf
>ctrl + f phony
>5734 results

polish?

Beat me to it