Best topping to put on a pizza with pineapple, aaaaand GO!

Kebab, curry, and bananas.

Something pork based, like Spam or Bacon, oh and onions!

...

hot peppers

Salmon

I like the redundant rewrite in this image.

She's cute and funny too.

Jalapeno and something salty to balance the sweetness of the pineapple. If you're European, then bacon is a good topping. If you're American, you're fucked either way, so you might as well just sprinkle some salt on there instead.

kill yourself.

Trash can lid.

Cyanide

Take the pineapple off after cooking halfway.
Then put canadian bacon on it.

> thats right
> take the fucking pineapple off the pizza
> why the fuck is it on there
> I dont put meat in my icecream, why the fuck would I eat fruit on a pizza.

satanism

2016 is the start of
The Age Of Salt
> our president, and this thread proves it

Tomato is a fruit so it's already a fruit pie before you even put cheese on it.

>Tomato is a fruit

mushrooms and potatoes;)

ricin

Potato is an underrated pizza topping

Buffalo chicken

But it is, in both culinary and botanical terms

general tso's chicken and sprinkle dried red pepper all over that shit

Mah nigga!

> be working in a little pizza shop 20 years ago
> phone dude calls out an order for a large pie, pineapples and anchovies
> I say I'm not making that shit because it's an obvious prank
> manager dude tells me he knows the guy and it's a legit order
> still not making it. fuck that abomination shit
> manager dude tells me to make the large pie and a personal size just like it
> dutifully make these shitshow pizzas while grumbling about the mutant fuck who ordered them
> pies come out, get boxed, the caller picks up his
> guy looked normal, no horns or anything
> manager dude comes over, tells me to take a bite of the small pieces
> fuckyou.jpg
> noreally.jpg
> whatever.jpg
> eat slice of pie..... my God, it's full of stars!
> the heat cooked all the fishy flavor out of the anchovies and it tasted fucking wonderful
> mfw

Anything spicy
Lately I've been making every food spicy
I'm farting fire and shitting lava tho

this is just a rewrite of a story someone else posted from a different perspective

canadian bacon
onion

Canadian bacon and jalapeños.

Crumbled bacon, ham, and jalapenos. Something like the fiery hawaiian pizza from Domino's.

>> I say I'm not making that shit because it's an obvious prank
>> manager dude tells me he knows the guy and it's a legit order
>> still not making it. fuck that abomination shit
how did you get hired?

Jalapenos, crispy bacon pieces, and instead of pizza sauce use BBQ sauce

corn kernels

pineapples made out of anti-matter

Um, Little Caesars?

Normally I would just double down on the pineapps bruh!

or triple down amirite? XD

[spoiler]foxes :^)[/spoiler]

you can be an uppity cunt and still get hired at little caesars? sign me up!

MUSHROOM
OLIVE
JALAPENO

ALL AT ONCE

I'm italian and sometimes (quite rarely actually) i buy ham and pineapple pizza. I don't mind it, I know it's not traditional but I understand why someone would like it. The acidity and sweetness of the pineapple cut through the greasiness and saltiness of pizza creating an exotic flavor. If you like asian cuisine you might like pineapples on pizza. Also, you've probably eaten the same toppings all your life, why not try something new for once? Maybe you'll like it, and if you don't at least now you know it

hello tumblr

removing the pineapple and putting anything else on it

Bacon, jalapeño, onion, pineapple

My absolute favorite. I also add worcestershire, Maggie, and Valentina sauce.

Al pastor but without pinapples.

Why did they put toppings on that moldy pizza?

>/ranch
>pattern not found!
You disappoint me more than my father, Veeky Forums.

mozzarella, jalapenós, roasted chicken, red onion cut in thin rings and garlic.

i´d eat that