Best pizza

>best pizza
>best burgers
>best tex-mex
>best chinese
>best schwarma
>best biscuits
>best soul food
>best soda
>best hotdogs
>best ice cream
>best doughnuts
>best japanese
>best wine
>best brownies
>best coffee
>best cereals
>best condiments

Rest of Planet Earth, step it up.

>best coffee
Over the line

>best biscuits
You don't even know what a ruddy biscuit is.

don't forget, best beer

Sure we do, it's a cookie you have with your tea. Btw milk in tea is disgusting.

I feel bad for you guys who've never had a biscuit.

One of lifes true joys.

Fuck. I can't believe I missed beer. We are miles ahead of any other country.

I dare you to drink black tea without milk and tell me you enjoy it

Black tea gets sugar when hot and/or ice when cold, and nothing else. And it's heavenly.

Which explains why "best tea" is missing off the list

I do. It's a rare medical condition called having hair on your balls.

I mostly agree. If USA doesn't have the best of something, we at least have the ability to get a decent version of it. The best thing about being American is that I can get literally anything and everything I could ever want. So fucking blessed to have been born a true American

Aw.

I agree with this assertion 100%.

This is American education

Kek.

Sorry to hear that. Most of the hair in my groin grows out of my scrotum.

Most of mine is in the area directly above my dick

You forgot best steaks, best beer, best smokes, best bbq

dated a british girl who had never had a biscuit before.
half of her luggage when going back to the UK was bisquick mix.

We brits have white trash, too.

>best condiments

Obsessed

>best wine

Give back Louisiane and maybe we'll forgive you for this

This is what living in your culture does to people.

>best beer
You ever had a VB mate?