I've blown five loads tonight into a wad of toilet paper and burned it all in the bathroom sink I'm over here sacrificing my own sperm to whatever dark gods will accept them I'm doing everything I can over here to save crypto dear lord please help me
I've blown five loads tonight into a wad of toilet paper and burned it all in the bathroom sink I'm over here...
Thank you for your sacrifice.
7500 STRONG SUPPORT
KEEP JERKIN' IT
JERK IT HARDER
Thats not going to cut it. Like a cancer, you need to kill the source.
You need to sacrifice your testicles.
Go out and slaughter a frog for Kek. If it keeps dipping that’s what I’m gonna do. There’s a shit ton always croaking outside my bedroom window, although they’re eerily quiet right now...
don't do this OP
it creates mustard gas
contact a female entity or a female ancestor and offer your sperm in a little bowl or something...
don't burn the thing you're about to offer, faggot
THATS NOT HOW BITCOIN WORKS
Should've embraced Jesus Christ instead
Honestly if you ask me to I will start a bull run for you within the next week. All you need do is ask.
>literally burning babies
You're going to hell Rajesh
Stop masturbating you degenerate fuck.
Is this thread or that wojak supposed to be the sigil you're burning into the ether of the interwebs such that the message "BUY YOU FAGGOTS" gets sent to the ghosts turning the wheels in the head of your average normalfag?
Because it kind of just seems like desperation.
WHO THE FUCK DUMPED ALL THE CRYPTO?!!???!! >:O
BUY LUMENS YOU WHORES
Doesn't work, tried it.
Old gods are way more useful when it comes to crypto.
Just short it. We'll pump to 10k in an hour
WHY WONT ANYBODY HELP MEEEEAA AAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALKJDSG;DA'
I just tried to jack off, but my heart wasn't in it. Even tried porn. Now I'm back to Binance and you guys. I need to get laid
>Like a cancer, you need to kill the source.
Useless when it has already spread.
You're not supposed to let your seed pass through the fire you dumb fuck, holy shit doesn't anybody read the old testament highlights anymore?
This shit is the absolute basics damn it, don't even joke about this kind of crap.
is this good or bad for bitcoin?
those are rookie numbers
jerk it more faggot we're not out of the woods yet
nofap is better for conjurative magicks. stop wanking.