I've blown five loads tonight into a wad of toilet paper and burned it all in the bathroom sink I'm over here...

I've blown five loads tonight into a wad of toilet paper and burned it all in the bathroom sink I'm over here sacrificing my own sperm to whatever dark gods will accept them I'm doing everything I can over here to save crypto dear lord please help me

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Thank you for your sacrifice.

7500 STRONG SUPPORT

KEEP JERKIN' IT

JERK IT HARDER

Thats not going to cut it. Like a cancer, you need to kill the source.

You need to sacrifice your testicles.

Go out and slaughter a frog for Kek. If it keeps dipping that’s what I’m gonna do. There’s a shit ton always croaking outside my bedroom window, although they’re eerily quiet right now...

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don't do this OP
it creates mustard gas

faggot amateur.
contact a female entity or a female ancestor and offer your sperm in a little bowl or something...
don't burn the thing you're about to offer, faggot

THATS NOT HOW BITCOIN WORKS

Should've embraced Jesus Christ instead

Honestly if you ask me to I will start a bull run for you within the next week. All you need do is ask.

>literally burning babies
You're going to hell Rajesh

Stop masturbating you degenerate fuck.

Is this thread or that wojak supposed to be the sigil you're burning into the ether of the interwebs such that the message "BUY YOU FAGGOTS" gets sent to the ghosts turning the wheels in the head of your average normalfag?

Because it kind of just seems like desperation.

WHO THE FUCK DUMPED ALL THE CRYPTO?!!???!! >:O

BUY LUMENS YOU WHORES

Doesn't work, tried it.
Old gods are way more useful when it comes to crypto.

IT'S WORKIN'

KEEP JERKIN'

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Just short it. We'll pump to 10k in an hour

WHY WONT ANYBODY HELP MEEEEAA AAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALKJDSG;DA'

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