Any literary books that are basically a gf simulator? ive never been in a relationship and want to know what its like

any literary books that are basically a gf simulator? ive never been in a relationship and want to know what its like.

pls no YA or dysfunctional marriage

just watch asmr gf roleplays. this coupled with a fleshlight will give you all the good and none of the bad of a relationship.

If On A Winter's Night A Traveller is a bit like that.

lol

Are you there god, its me Margaret and Then Again, Maybe I Won't, or any other Judy Bloom books.

I used to masturbate to them constantly.

Min Kamp Book 2

That is an extremely pathetic thing to do. Just fuck your cousin, desu.

dubs of drudh

all of murakami's books do this for me

>any literary books that are basically a gf simulator?
pure romance books, maybe even lesbian kind. The better question is "are there any furry audio books?"

really
makes you think

Dubliners

therese raquin

I laughed for real

Lolita desu

fuck i just watched one, hit me too hard in feels, might have to commit

post it

No, common relationships aren't really portrayed in books very frequently. Usually it's a narrative element where a man's infatuation with a woman (usually based only on beauty) drives him to overcome obstacles to be with her. It's always overly dramatized and romanticized as well.

The sorrows of young werther

what is the Annie Hall of literature?

i do this most nights

kill me lord

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Unbearable Lightness Of Being? Une Maison Place des Fetes by Grenier has a similar relationship arc but is way better. Maybe the Idiot by Dostoevsky?

This

Just read some VN's.

Just watch Woody Allen's Husbands and Wives

As well as Crimes & Misdemeanors.

My diary, truthfully

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