What are you guys eating for breakfast? I'm having a bacon and egg sandwich

Swiftly followed by a cock up your arse?

youtube.com/watch?v=wTrBecL2eMI

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Don't be a dick user.

I want to cum on your food and follow what said.

do people actually enjoy their bacon cooked like this

Marmalade can only be made from citrus fruits, what you have is peach jam.

First real meal of the day, hot dog fried rice
youtu.be/O_kH9K3mrGU

Just ate an english muffin with an egg and a dab of hotsauce and pepper.
Was p good.

looks liek a bap to me

Incorrect, kid.

Sorry, in my language they're all marmalade

>bacon isnt crispy
>no brown sauce
>bread is cut like you only have 2 fingers
>if i could see the eggs im sure i could find something wrong

Try again next time kiddo

boring/10

Go away jack

I'm going to make a ham egg and cheese on a bagel.

i had eggs benedict..from a little french bistro in town.

frenchconnectionbistro.co.uk/

beer and some bread

greek yogurt
banana
handful of raspberries

Leftover dansak from last night.

I found myself making French toast on a regular basis.

With a coffee and milk and a fruit, it's just perfect.

onion, potato, carrots stirred in olive oil, then some tofu and soy sauce

you are a fruit

Fuck yeah. French toast is so much better now I finally figured out how to make it correctly.
Three steps that are absolutely required for amazing French toast:
1. Use top quality hearty white bread. Ciabatta is a good choice. Cheap sandwich bread ruins it.
2. Add a spoonful of sugar and a spoonful of flour to your custard. Yes, flour. It works.
3. Fry in butter until lightly browned, but its not done. Ten more minutes in a 400 degree oven. Now its done.

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What a sad life you just lead

*must

I dont know if that's homemade or unwrapped from the drive-thru, but its a lot fucking better than my breakfast.
The sad part is the faggot doll. The computer has messaging apps, so at least this poster has some online friends.

The message apps are for the doll

A big glass of gin with tonic. Then off to the airport

What did you have for breakfast? Also what's so bad about a doll?

I had black coffee, and now moved on to alcohol. I cant eat until I get my buzz going.
Dolls aren't bad if you're a six year old girl. Somehow I imagine the person posting this is an adult male, and that's problematic.

Oatmeal with banana, organic peanut butter, honey

cuz we all make 5 star cuisine for breakfast since we live with mom and have nothing but time eh

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT BACON DID YOU EVEN COOK IT.

Nigga that's ham

This, it's ham. I don't know why some people call Ham "Bacon"

I do

Clappyfats really are a cancer upon this Earth.

OBSESSED

Its not fuxxing obsession faggotmerican its litteraly horrer and discust bacause your so fuxxing discusting and obease

I believe the professional term is "cured"
Although hamworms don't really care.

You again?
Dude, practice cooking and stop killing yourself with fats fuds.

DOTR

French toast is a gift from the gods, mate

>fuxxing
>litteraly
>horrer
>discust
>bacause
>your
>fuxxing
>discusting
>obease

Jesus christ, I laughed to tears. Thanks user.

Yes you are, you truly are obsessed.

You do this shit in every fucking thread.

Im about to experiment with a bacon and stuffing sandwich for lunch. I can't see why it wouldn't be good.

Not sure what else to put on it. Mustard I think.

youtu.be/n0j8cNXzPN0
Bacon and eggs on rice this morning