Dinner thread

i live in NC

I guess anything beyond salt is too much for you

By the way the bacon and onions are inside the burger also the sesame seeds because sesame in the bun is for cucks

Right. Because I always add salt, pepper, and FUCKING SESAME SEEDS to my burgers.

Because, you know, reasons.

Autist.

>Cuck

Spotted the idiot.

>Never tried it
>Thinks he knows better
That's why you pay for burgers while I make them

I guess some men have to pay to eat someone else's crappy burger, not everyone can make their own

>things that aren't beef and seasonings in the patty

you have slices of meatloaf there buddy, not a burger.

>No onion, bacon and garlic inside the patty
I don't know what you have been eating but that's not a burger
Were you raised in a single mother household? How did your father never teach you how to make a propper burger?

fuck, youre a pretentious manchild

I know how to fill the meat with flavor like I know how to fill your wife with...
Well have fun raising my kid cuck

>this whole thread

Burgers are not worth going all out like that, its pedestrian food not restaurant quality.

I agree with this though:
> grass fed angus beef
> lettuce
> bacon
> onions
> maybe green onions

also leave the damn sriracha and chipotle overseas, they use those spices to cover up their rotten meats

besides if you're really wanting to go gourmet and just let the dish have the appearance of being a burger you should:

> black&bleu burger, heavily peppered with bleu cheese in it
> feta cheese dressing
> kaiser roll
> possibly made of bison instead of cow

> now it reminds me of General Bison with his Psycho Powers

youtube.com/watch?v=d5h2MNgjH-Q

>if it not how I make it it's not a burger

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>Reality TV chef serves paid actors a burger that they don't even show propperly

>t. TGI fridays meme of the month burger menu

>taking the bait

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you eat all that slop in one sitting and call it a burger?

W E W

wow, this guy is a real burger connoisseur guys,

>also leave the damn sriracha and chipotle overseas, they use those spices to cover up their rotten meats

Do they really? I don't travel at all. However, Sriracha is good in my stir-fry marinades.

nice ny 'ger

>sriracha mayo

Get fucked.

Just fuck off.

Put whatever you want on your burger, if you like the taste then it is perfect. Don't listen to the Veeky Forums (((cooks))) who spend most of their time eating tendies from KFC and never have once worked in a kitchen.

There is literally nothing wrong with enjoying a plain hamburger. Sure I think it is better with various toppings but if you tried it and don't like it then fine. There's nothing wrong with that.

*slow clap*

Voice of reason right here, everybody. This guy hit the nail right on the gosh darn head.

You said it just right man, let me tell you what. I like your post and I like you.

shit looks like a crime scene

Is that because you are going to kill yourself?

>not cooking it medium-rare

Ground beef you cook all the way through, anyone who says they want it "medium rare" is a complete imbecile.

it works best on burgers. every other cheese sucks dick on them for real.

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> cheddar
> provolone

Well there's two objectively better options right there

they aren't paid actors

Plebbiest post I've ever, ever seen on this board by far

sriracha mayo is for faggots