What's the most Veeky Forums fetish?

feet.
but only if they have slender toes.

stomach punches

rip katielovesclassicbooks

Assholes - fetish of choice of Mozart and Joyce.

Footfags are basic bitches.

i already did though

>Assholes
Strange, I like the idea of this fetish, but in reality I am not so enthusiastic when I approach an asshole, either with my hand or mouth.

Unless you're talking about anal fucking, then I don't know, no real opinion on it.

It's really tight, which is perfect for most people of our generation who suffer from death grip syndrome after countless hours masturbating on the internet

I fucked my cousin.

It is well known that Camus, Marlowe and Byron shared a preference for overweight and obese women.

Honestly incest is definitely the biggest fetish in literature. Everything else is just about the lifestyle of authors, while incest really lets you live a literary existence. Top tier fetish (only for same generation though.)

Hypnosis because it's my fetish oops

Yeah she's my first cousin. That counts as incest, right?

>Hardy and Huysmans reader
LONDON
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Sodomy was as pleb as loving hoes for greeks

Yup, I count any sort of "family" relationship as incest personally, even if you're not closely blood related. That's just my opinion though

bread facing

pederasty

Missionary sex with the lights out and under the sheets.

Dubs have spoken.

this is going in my novel

asexuality

>it's an asian
of fucking course

Feminine, classy clothes: pantyhose, skirts, high heels etc

involuntary celibacy + voyeurism

I quit porn recently. Feeling much better because of it. I guess I'd like to fuck a chick in the ass once at least, just for the sake of it.

;_;

>Tfw I can fap like a pro, but can't maintain an erection when I'm actually with a girl

Went to meet a girl for the first time on Wednesday. We drank like 7 pints and went back to her place. Not sure if it was due to the alcohol or simply because I wasn't expecting it, but she ended up disappointed.

2nd time in my life this has happened desu. Going to the doctor in a few days to get myself some viagra.

>Tfw I'm only 23

Maybe the cause is your "fapping like a pro".

probably she was just unattractive

Yeah, I've gone 'no fap' since that night to see if it helps for if/when the next time comes around.

Hoping I didn't leave her with the impression that I thought she was unattractive desu.

Flat chests

Who let the impotent normie in?

you probably just had whisky-dick.
don't get plastered before using your tools. Try it sober before seeing a doc

My girlfriend went to Bennington College. She is intelligent in a rather conservative, logical way (i.e. isn't a reckless artfag). She is extremely "cute" and petite and seems rather innocent when you meet her. Within a month of us being with each other she asked me to piss on her, choke her, slap her around, spank her, take her whenever I wanted and she made herself puke on my cock while blowing me. It's incredibly hot and it's a shame none of you pale virgin weirdos will ever experience dominating a submissive but intelligence and beautiful woman.

1. Don't go No Fap Mode. It could be worse.
2. Start fapping only once a week. Be careful with death grip (never ever use it).
3. Fap without watching porn. In fact, try to consume less and less porn until you fap just because you and your body tells you, not because you're alone/stressed/bored/etc.

Follow this, and in a couple of months you'll be fine.

Probably, but may as well get some viagra/spedra/etc anyway.

Worst case scenario, it actually improves things overall. Better/longer erections, and so on.

#1 & #2 I can accept, although I'm not convinced by the whole 'Death Grip' thing. Even Dan Savage, who came up with it, has relented on some of his claims.

#3 is also fair. I usually get off to ridiculous BDSM shit, so normal/vanilla shit probably just seemed boring as fuck by comparison.

I'm sort of a sadist or whatever the right word for someone enjoying dominating is. Causing pain is somewhat secondary to me, though still nice, but only through the context of someone submitting to it.

That is probably my only proper fetish.

Might've been the alcohol bruh. I had the same problem once, it kinda sucked, but I'd drunk a whole bottle of whiskey and a few beers that night so no wonder.

>#3 is also fair. I usually get off to ridiculous BDSM shit, so normal/vanilla shit probably just seemed boring as fuck by comparison.

Yeah, stop watching porn. I had the exact same thing, and same experience you did, although with less alcohol. Quit porn for 7 days and retried and it worked fine. Now I watch vanilla shit like once a month.

>Might've been the alcohol bruh.

On this occasion, it probably was.

Although when it happened before, I was sober, so I don't want to take any chances desu

You have a psychological issue which you are going to quick fix with pharmaceuticals.

Better than psychoanalytical nonsense desu, but maybe I'll give it a try if pharmaceuticals don't work.

Plus I really don't like the idea of this being a long-term thing. My ego always takes the biggest fucking hits over things like this, which surely makes things worse.

Anal is pretty choice, but overrated. Assholes are my biggest fetish, so most of the pleasure is mental, but I wouldn't say it feels significantly better or tighter than a pussy that hasn't been passed around much, just a different sensation. Its a shame that blowjobs feel the best, because they really don't do anything for me mentally.

Either pedo or vore.

I have been fucking my half-sister for the last two years.

How did that happen?

And were you separated as children?

Does impregnation count as a fetish? I mean, it's not really common to fetishize it, but it's literally the function of sex.

We have shared a bedroom since we were kids, we were used to seeing each other naked so we were comfortable with each other. One night when we were alone at home I jumped her when she came back in from a shower wearing just towels. It was borderline rape at first but she sort of eased into it out of some kind of familiarity and the fact that she just liked it I presume.
Now she instigates it herself occasionally.

No, but my mom was cheating on my dad, one day she decided after he returned from work that he wasn't allowed in and her kids had a new father
That new dad and father of my sister is a crooked cop with handsome rugged looks and my father being a delicate august professor with gentle features, he yielded.
To make it even more fucked, that cop still lives with his own original family every other day. They live down the block.
When I'm forty i'll write a seven part autobiographical novel of my life and become the third coming of Proust or second of Knausgaard.

Could be a thousand things, cigarettes, alcohol, lack of cardio, anxiety, insecurity, lack of physical attraction, who knows.
I had it my all life and what i discovered is that in most cases i can only fuck a girl properly after the third time we try. I think I just don't feel comfortable being naked next to someone if i'm not used to it.

7 pints was likely your downfall there pal.

>tfw into both
Oddly enough, they never combine

I've jerked off to pretty much everything except scat and cp. Nowadays I'm excited by just a nice blowjob given by a girl with pretty eyes.

>We drank like 7 pints
>Not sure if it was due to the alcohol
You should be posting this in /a/

This

This is art

This

>Claims psychoanalysis is nonsense
>Makes reference to his "ego"

You're a rapist, your mother is a terrible person, and your father is a real shit for not fighting for his family.

10/10 story user, would thank God every night that I'm not you

Shut up you fag.

Pedantry is the tru Veeky Forums fetish

forced feminization

shit taste
>being a low test footfag

bestiality

>incest is Veeky Forums
>practiced among hillbillies and royalty
Incest is pleb shit like feet and rape. Vore is the thinking man's fetish.

Older women or girls who look like boys.

Joyce was into scat so yeah that

This + Boys who look like girls without trying too hard

What about shota, forced fem, and full cannibalism?

This
Cakes and reverse traps are GOAT

No. only first-degree relatives count

All good except for full cannibalism if you don't know it's coming, nothing is worse than being unprepared.

have you seen it anywhere other than sword of truth?
vore always comes with too much spirituality

I still prefer cakefarts

Nah, I'm just in to piss.

What do you mean being unprepared?

Be Prepared, it's the scout motto. You can't expect your dick to run like a well maintained train if the tracks are shitty.

the bible, I think mentioned that people were fucking animals when moses came down from the mountain.
not to mention the antichrist is supposed to be the product of bestiality

anne rice had that one story about snow white, or or something that had bestiality in it.

>Nancy Friday's 1973 book on female sexuality, My Secret Garden, comprised around 190 fantasies from different women; of these, 23 involve zoophilic activity.[17]

greek mythology

>Various classical writers recorded that bestiality was common in other cultures. Herodotus was followed by Pindar, Strabo and Plutarch[citation needed] in alleging that Egyptian women engaged in sexual relations with goats for religious and magical purposes - the animal aspects of Egyptian deities being particularly alien to the Greco–Roman world.[10][11] Conversely, Plutarch and Virgil make similar accusations of the Greeks, with Plutarch writing in his Discourse on the Reason of Beasts that they committed "very frequently and in many places great outrages, disorders and scandals against nature, in the matter of this pleasure of love; for there are men who have loved she-goats, sows and mares."

onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1754-0208.2006.tb00647.x/abstract

goodreads.com/shelf/show/bestiality

i AM royalty

How is there no mention of cuckolding?

It's definitely the most prevalent in literature....

I sure hope this is the correct answer, because holy shit do I love fat women. There's nothing sexier to me than a big 350 pound girl having to grunt as she struggles to get up off a bench at the mall.

Is impreg too vanilla to be Veeky Forums?

eternal beauty concealed in escholastic trascedentals

Nah that's p lit bro

>not squat cobbling

I'm really into omorashi. For those of you who don't know what it is, its when people piss themselves.

There's nothing like a girl releasing a low, creamy sort of fart, the kind where you can tell it's a bit wet.

Diapers. The perfect fetish for pseudo-intellectual man-babies.

It's grotesquely overrated and fetishized. I've done it one and the strange suction action you get is nice along with the tight hole but it's so gross. It smells. Asshole queefs are just farts.

>Implying Oedipus isn't Veeky Forums af

It's by far one of the most Veeky Forums fetishes out there. Shameful enough that you wouldn't talk about it in public but not so disgusting that you have to eat shit or do anything really nasty like that. The perfect taboo.

Of course its loli.

Not only are most people on Veeky Forums pedos of some caliber, there are tons of authors throughout history who were secret pedos. Of course, much of that is speculative.

But I mean, the term lolita became what it is because of the book. Solid evidence right there.

>That chapter in Eugene Onegin about feet
Incest