Pizza hate thread

Pizza hate thread

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This is now a pizza appreciation thread because Op is a fag

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>fillet steak is good
>flank steak is bad
>flank steak and fillet steak are beaf
>fillet steak is bad
Logic of a 5 yr old

OP was molested by a pizza as a child. the hot mozzarella torched his oft fucked asshole.

Ate this bad boy last night and, to be honest, it was pretty darn tasty phams

Were you held at Comet pizza when you were a child?

What the fuck do you know with your shitty self-made rant image there?

Fuck you. Actually consider killing yourself.

>Pizza is the favorite food of people

>who fucking suck who give in to the that makes them or grilled cheese They're all just Mac and cheese Grilled cheese Guess what, pizza cheese and wheat. eat because you're with no taste. bullshit food a pedastal. for kids, people finished their kids.

>at cooking. People same basic instinct think that macaroni is the best food. the same bullshit. is cheese and wheat. is more fucking That's all you fucking a boring piece of shit What a to put on It's food and who developing palate when they were Fuck pizza and fuck this pizza culture.

What did he mean by this?

>what did he mean

No one knows. It's the incoherent rambling of a shitfaced drunk or a certifiable lunatic.

Whats so wrong about cheese and wheat

>They're all just Mac and cheese

Agreed, OP. *nods respectfully towards you*

True cultured gentlemen like ourselves are too good for pizza.

Good.
Now if only you stuck to your words so that I don't have to deal with the increased gravity from your fat ass when I go to a pizza joint for a meal and not have to see you wafdle out like some obese trex.

nice meme, saved

How can you hate something you don't have to have any involvement with?

yeah, fuck eating things that taste good, we should all only eat kale instead to show how temperate we are

they made fun of my deep dish so I hate all pizza now

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youtu.be/xQXYWxZCPqA this will trigger you.

tell me they at least use a knife and fork when eating that

I eat it out of the dimples on your mama's fat ass

>Cheese and wheat is for kids

????????????????????

Is this a maddox quote
not going to look it up but it reads like his brand of whiny posturing manchild rant

lel I have that knife.

It sounds like him, but I don't think it is. He's stated what kind of pizzas he likes in a video.

Fuck you.

FUCK YOU LEATHERMAN

I like my wheat with moldy cheese.

2017 is the year I finally buy a Buck 110.

I didn't read the rest, cus I was too busy laughing at "pizza is the favourite food of people who fucking suck."