If you're so smart, why do you post on Veeky Forums?

If you're so smart, why do you post on Veeky Forums?

To interact with my fellow intellectuals

I'm not smart

im not smart or intellectual, i just obsess over stuff and dont have any real connections with people.
i like the autistic and dry sense of humor this place has, sadly it doesnt work in real life.

because reality is SHIT
and cyberspace is GOD

Where else am I going to post?
Also this

Why do you, fagott?

reality is ok if you know were to look
cyberspace is mostly shit

delete yourself

i cant

it keeps me busy with minimal effort

I think you're pretty clever, btw

im not very smart and hate this place, I'm just addicted to it for some reason. i can't point my finger at what i like about it.

I just said to a person to kill himself while discussing and he left crying.

Fuck real life, i'm sticking to Veeky Forums when i am in the mood to argue with someone.

Don't be down

>freedom
>easy to hide mistakes
>interesting topics to discuss
>sometimes smart people to argue with
>no engagement required
>low effort entertainment
>easy access to porn

What there is to not like?
With enough time you just learn to ignore the cancer.

>his thread will be deleted in less than 5 min

Veeky Forums is for those times when I want to laugh at stupid people's uninformed opinions and act a little stupid myself.

maybe that person had been having suicidal thoughts and was going through hard times?
you should say sorry to he, i've been told that irl and it doesnt feel nice .
here is cool tho, fucking kill yourself you edgelord piece of shit.
dont blame real life for you being an autistic asshole.
i think i had potential but i blew it away, now i feel closer to the level of a chimp than to the one of an actual homo sapiens.

thanks for the (You)'s

>i was just pretending to be retarded im actually better than everyone hahaha why im so superior XD
end your dasein

Research

kill yourself

I'm not that smart.

That said, I do think discussion helps hone your knowledge, at least if you're not brainlessly shitposting. You need to present and support an argument, which develops your opinion. If you're not a shithead, sometimes you'll even realize you're wrong if someone else presents a more compelling argument.

weird porn tbph it's the only good reason to read

Cause I can talk about certain subjects without looking autistic to the public eye.

I have a 175 IQ, a degree English Literature and Economics from Yale, a Law Degree from Cornell, four published papers on trade regulations, I have contributed to the New Yorker and several other respected magazines, I have a 10/10 gf that I cheat on often, and I make six figures

lmao i come here because i left real college due to various mental issues and now im a shut-in who is trying to go back via community college and i have no one to talk to

>being smart

I'm just a STEM major in need of some humanities to fill the void which encompasses the majority of what my imagination should be.

because there's something wrong with me

I'm a lazy science double-major who likes to shitpost and look at chicks with dicks while I attempt to finish my novel.

same desu

I never figured out how to meet people so any friends I ever had were just the first useless mongoloids I ran into and I'm worried if I try to meet people again it'll be the same way. I have a lifetime full of relationships with people stupider and less interesting than me just because I thought it was better to have bad friends then no friends. Even more so, it was because I didn't want to upset the bad friends.

The problem is with me, obviously. I meet people and put up a friendly facade when in reality I'm so cynical that everything they seem to believe in sounds like nonsense, and I worry that if I called them out on their nonsense I'd be unpleasant, so instead I just pretend that I like them. I just want to meet somebody who is cynical about the bullshit they believe. I just wish that I could openly be as cynical as I am to everybody.

Anyway at least here you can pretend everybody is joking or a real idiot when they say certain things, whereas in real life you have to imagine they have a level of authenticity.

Beyond surface level chit chat I'm not good with people. Here, I can say and be whatever I want whenever I want. It's pretty addicting. It just makes going back to face to face interactions that much more terrifying though

well said user

Because I'm a fucking wreck

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I'm not sure which is real

>Anonymous communication
>Quick moving
>It might be "shit" but it's the best place to discuss literature.

I browse here randomly and sometimes you come across a new book recommendation.
The stuff I see recommended here is actually good most of time and the interest is genuine and not ideologically driven.

lets just pretend its the former for my sake

I was raised here.

why is bosco sad?

I can have an actual exchange of ideas without people being intimidated by my height, distracted by my charm, or dumbstruck by my dashing looks.

To get attention with no real consequence for what I say.

I get my "real" conversation elsewhere.

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