YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE WHALE

YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE WHALE

dumb but i laughed. ill allow it.

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Who here thinks Moby Dick would be more awesome if it were a white shark?

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The more time passes since I read Moby Dick the more incredibly fucking amazing it seems in comparison with other books.

Probably the best use we are ever going to get out of this meam tb h

I've never read Moby Dick (It's not very popular where I live). But this image looks fucking cool.
Should I give it a go if I mostly read sci-fi?

WHAT'RE YOU WAITING FOR? DO IT!

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the best post on Veeky Forums ive seen so far.

It's very digressive, almost half of the chapters are asides about whale anatomy, and there's not actually a whole lot of action.
On the other hand, Melville's prose is rich, beautiful, and even stunning at times. It's occasionally very funny whether intentional or not. And most of the characters are extremely interesting and feel very much alive. Haven't read it in eight years but what I remember stands out to me as something special.

really makes you think

once you see it, you'll shit brix!!!

Is that his wooden leg?

Probably not, since great whites are tiny compared to sperm whales. That said though, a Moby Dick set in an alternate universe where Megalodons never went extinct would be cool.

Whales are more metal than sharks by far.
Maybe a Megalodon shark would do, though. Maybe.

HIVE MIND

Ken, beat me to it.
Should've refreshed before I posted.

But megalodons weren't mentioned in the bible, Greek literature or Roman literature. They don't have the history and mystery that whales have.
I also bet they font have much oil in them so there wouldn't be much reason to hunt them.

and but so just this then?

WE PASSED UPON THE STAIR

Everyone should give it a go. That's like asking if you should bother with Beethoven man.

why did Aids Skrillex originally say "you're fucking a white male"?

did he really think the other dude was a homo?

>Beethoven
further proof that Mozart is underrated

EPIC

SIMPLY EPIC OP

MY GOD HOW EPIC THIS POST IS!

YOU'RE LE WHITE WHALE XD

LE KEKY LEFTY MAN SAID THAT BEFORE XD

VOTE LE TRUMP HE WILL MAKE ALL MEMES GREAT LIKE OP XDDDD

JEWS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

le JEWS XD

le sheckles! le talmud

oh no le goyim know shut it down xD

eh. You don't really belong here if you can't tell the difference.

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