ITT: The GOAT condiments

ITT: The GOAT condiments

a pickle is not a condiment

branston pickle is a chutney, a sauce

>American education

He's right though. "A" pickle is not a condiment. Pickle can be. Get the difference?

Is lettuce a condiment?

is mayonnaise a condiment?

no

yes

happy to help

The how would pickle be a condiment unless it's relish? Which wouldn't make it just a pickle anymore.

>>unless it's relish

That's exactly what it is.

>>Which wouldn't make it just a pickle anymore.

Correct. It's not "A" pickle (a singular item). It's pickle. It's sort for "mixed pickle relish". (Sort like how people say "chili" when they mean "chili con carne").

No, because there is more in relish than just pickle. You wouldn't call hummus chick peas, or tzatziki sauce yogurt.

>Sort like how people say "chili" when they mean "chili con carne"

only if it has beans though

Rye bread, smoked ham, swiss cheese and chutney is the sandwich GOAT.

>No, because there is more in relish than just pickle

Sure. The term may be literally inaccurate, but that's simply because it's a shortened version of a longer name.

Just as "chili" (chili con carne) has more in it than just chili peppers, "pickle" (mixed pickle relish) has more in it than just pickles.

You seem to be unfamiliar with the term "pickle" being applied to anything other than a singular cucumber that's been soaked in vinegar brine.

But we're talking about actual pickles being a condiment, which they aren't.
We aren't talking about pickled asparagus or beets. Just cucumbers.

>But we're talking about actual pickles being a condiment

No, we're not. We're talking about what OP posted. Mixed pickle relish.

A single pickled cucumber is not a condiment. Mixed pickle relish, aka "pickle", is.

Do you understand the difference between the word "pickle" on its own, as opposed to "A pickle" or "pickleS"?

Get a load of this passportless, fucking mong.

>But we're talking about actual pickles being a condiment

Thats where you're wrong kiddo

>Mixed pickle relish, aka "pickle"

who the fuck ever says 'pickle', and someone thinks relish?

>Do you understand the difference between the word "pickle" on its own, as opposed to "A pickle" or "pickleS"?

lel

>who the fuck ever says 'pickle', and someone thinks relish?

Anyone familiar with the product being discussed. That would include Indians, Pakis, and Brits for sure, possibly others if they're familiar with Indian food.

Try getting outside your McDonalds and Walmart food realm for a change.

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>HFCS
Kek.
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So it's a regional thing. No one in the US says pickle instead of relish.

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I'm American, bro. I say "pickle" when I'm referring to what OP posted, and I say "relish" when I'm talking about pic related.

If I'm talking about cucumbers soaked in vinegar then I'd say "can I get A pickle please"? or "pass the pickleS, faggot".

>No one in the US says pickle instead of relish.
In the Midwest, relish refers to a variety of pickled food items. Many "supper clubs" have a relish tray along with a salad bar.

pickles are a condiment when you chop them up

Mayo+Ketchup+A dash of Worcestershire sauce.

It's good but it's so sweet, I never really know what to do with it.

I have a couple cheese and pickle sandwiches, and before I know it the jar's expired.

I find that brand too sour

It's vinegar and mustard, man. What brand do you prefer?

Thread ender right here

Also, honorable mention

fuck

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Plebeian filth.

L&P or fuck off

L&P or fuck off.

Not only is it the best mustard, but it's also fucking hilarious watching americunts try to eat it.

L&P or fuck off.

Except it's shit

>oh hurr durr we filled it up with horseradish so manly xDDDD

It makes everything tastier, try it in pasta sauce ;^)

It's the Adam Sandler of condiments.