Disgusting shit thread. Hard more: no jack

Disgusting shit thread. Hard more: no jack

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Your mom

>Hard more

How can somebody take so many things that taste good and then put them in fucking jello

Those shrimp could have been dipped in cocktail sauce with those olives and pimentos in an antipasto platter and those eggs would have been awesome alone or in a salad of some kind

But no lets put it in unflavored gelatin. Fuck you whoever made this

It's probably from eastern europe, which is about 50 years behind the rest of the world
And the 1960's were a lawless, lawless time

op is a real jerk

I don't understand why you would put anything bitter in a dish that is otherwise sweet.

On the other hand I am a sucker for the ones with fruit in them.

holy fuck, we have that in mexico, worst fucking garbage i have ever tasted, and i see this video posted on facebook like it was the best thing ever, i want to puke now

>But no lets put it in unflavored gelatin.

It's supposed to be flavored, foolio. Not fruit-flavored, but rather meat-flavored.

but wait
there's more

i would eat this tbqh

You didn't say no Kay
youtube.com/watch?v=Av8FFMhxcZk

Deal with it, Jack. You're fuckin grody to the max.

this woman is so much worse than Jack

She has a ne video up, Fish & Chips & Peas:

youtube.com/watch?v=1dWUmBQSKUA

Kay is love, Kay is life

#lawless

hey, slimes need to eat

fucking americans

>american food

what the hell

If I want an actual festive dinner but am too lazy to cook it, I'd just buy it full price in a takeaway

If I'm too poor to pay for a proper festive dinner and need to eat canned shit, I might as well spend my money on food that still tastes good after being canned, like beans or lentils or sauerkraut

What the heck

>/www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dWUmBQSKUA
>"two mince pies" "bread sauce"
>american food

sorry obsessed euro but this isn't american

don't know how kays good cooking ended up in post but still

also "christmas pudding"

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ahaha holy fuck

I will always laugh whenever I see this fucking image posted.

>'cause I was also cooking something else, which you don't need to know about anyway

What could she have been cooking?


Also I genuinely love the dry, sarcastic vibe between the mom and son.

Fool, it works because you generally splash some lemon juice or vinegar on it before eating.

It looks gross, but it WORKS as a way to create a salad that won't go bad.

Generic store brand $6 whiskey.

Only good for one thing; getting me drunk on Tuesdays.

I say Tuesdays because I'll be finishing the entire bottle tonight.

wow
you seem really cool

I dont understand your post.

Gelatin is flavorless, Jell-o is only sweet because they add sugar.

The jelly beans aren't raw and the milk is butter milk.

Please clean those pubes off your glass

The pubes add protein.

It's probably cat hair. I've adopted one too many strays. Been meaning to take them to the pound to get adopted out but they're probably too old and would be put to sleep.

ok, i get
>onions
>beans or chickpeas

but then what does he add? are those worms? after that, are those sliced beets? then dates?

i won't even get into the liquids...

every time this is posted it gets more and more disgusting

It's Mexican food

>mince pies
>christmas pudding
>american

what about masaokis?
youtube.com/watch?v=AR5ciXadgHA

$6 whiskey? Where?

Ralphs.

You want the good $5 whiskey though, you want to go to Rite Aid and grab a bottle of Canadian Whiskey. Doesn't have much of a high quality taste to it, but it's smooth and goes down easy. Usually get 2-3 bottles a week.

A well done aspic taste great. Pleb.

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>whisky and cocoa puffs

fuck i'd try it, when i was a young man i once mixed bourbon and coconut water, it was surprisingly good

I just ate a banana with cheddar.

It was delicious.

this is art, i'd pay for this thing

aayy yo. does anyone remember that "marie's homemade italian sauce" and her meatball video?

i just dug up an archive of her site before she deleted it

web.archive.org/web/20121103070642/http://www.homemadeitaliancuisine.com/

youtube.com/watch?v=c7Md4YR75qU

youtube.com/watch?v=zVbkC6eMNtA

it's got some recipes on it. anyone care to try them? err.. anyone DARE to try them?

>Homemade Italian Potatoes and Eggs Recipe
italian my ass
thats just scrambled eggs with sauteed onions and potatoes

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This was from a recent /b/ thread. Dubs decided what the ingredients were for this pizza order. OP never followed through, but it was a good thread nonetheless.

>/b/ thread
So you're the reason this board is such a shithole.

>women bartenders

I'm tired myself

I want to taste it.
I might throw up, but I still kinda want to taste it.

fatass

This is, no joke, what prisoners cook.

The "platter"is the worst part by far.

>not realizing that other boards just view Veeky Forums as a food-themed /b/ anyway

Someone post the Ja/ck/ webms, please? i lost them a while ago.

true shit. my brother was in prison and this is exactly what he ate.

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This. They're called "slams."

jesus christ

you know it's fake when they fry the proscuitto. that went alittle too obvious-silly.

this is the worst whisky i've ever seen.

>sierra leone
yep

I mean it might be kind of like a bloody mary, except with cheese for some reason?

fuck i just found an OC of one of those dorito and cheeto mexican plate with a lot of shit over it. I wish i could link it but it tells me that my post is spam :(

>Old fashioned infused with cocoa puffs

It's literally not an Old Fashioned. It may be delicious, though I doubt it, but when you use anything other than whiskey, sugar, bitters, and orange twist, it's not an Old Fashioned anymore. Fuck, add a cocktail cherry if you're a faggot and you wish, but anything more than that, and it's a different drink. You don't get to just make shit up on the fly and then call it a thing that it's not. It's like calling something a Martini that has neither gin nor vermouth.

This gets more ridiculous by the second.

>Add Mayonnaise Swirl
>Add Mayonnaise Swirl
>Add Mayonnaise Swirl

wew

what if you use two orange twists?

What is this? A whiskey for automobiles?

If your car is an alky, then sure

do you even know what hair is made out of ?

I have a bridge I want to sell

wtf is that spoon of juice at the end????

Gravy?

We don't call cans tins here

>sierra leone

Enjoy your ebolAIDS

>Best before Dec 2012

>mince our
>bread sauce
>Christmas pudding
>calling cans "tins"
>American

Nice try Nigel.

Its really hard to find a good milk steak these days. Why is it so fucking hard to NOT overcook the jellybeans.

>2017
>not enjoying crispy prosciutto

Kys senpai

Had some chili last night.
It was (I'm guessing) )made with canned baked beans, a little ground beef, onion, bell peppers, a lot of water and orange zest.
Chili powder was provided at the side, in case anyone felt it needed a little heat.
This was considered a feast to invite 20 people to.

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best image in the thread

It's also pretentious as fuck. It's like that "1am chilli" that involved a dozen ingredients and 2 hours of cooking.

Just because you make it into a webm or post on imgur doesn't mean it's any good.

fuck off idiot

you fucking moron, what is wrong with you?

This picture is from around 2010

pls post jack

I had a friend who got me to drink tea with jam. It was disgusting.

Yakuts were a mistake.

>using what the hell and what the heck both

The absolute madman

>Premium Quality

kek

You just taped the label onto your piss bottle, didn't you?

probably some gas station because he's a nigger.