"Oh my GAWD, it's a sunny day and he's READING!? Come and play with us!"

*kunai goes right through me*
"ha ha. Just a hologram. Looks like you've been... holohoaxed."

NICE
KNIFE

2, 4, 1, 3. Objectively correct ranking.

Is that from ugliest to sexiest?

Are you female or just a faggot

I am not blind at least

Face:
4, 2, 1, 3

Body
1, 2, 3, 4

Two is objectively the best choice but god would I fuck all of them until the room stunk.

i'm dropping 4 down the ranking because of that stupid tattoo

Why the fuck would you go to the beach especially a crowded one with lots of sociable young people to make such an environment where the characters in your photo would do as your post describes for reading

>can't see any of their feet

How can I make a decision?

What really happens is they come up to you on the beach I'm in my 30s with my kids and they are moms ask what you are reading, and then get very quiet when they find out its not a book about ww2

>white girls
Just being near them I've clearly made a horrible mistake.

Left one's got a retard face and no body, middle left one has ugly eyes and no body either, plsu that belly button is weird af, middle right one looks like an out of date corndog, right one has an angel face but no body and a retard tatoo.

No thanks I'll return to my John Green anthology, thank you

Kill yourself
Stab yourself
Hang yourself

Something I like about black bikini.

The way she's not making eye contact appeals to your inner autist.

Lel. Idk she just seems sporty and the least bitchy. Like she'd be the only one who could fuck well.

Why would mums want you too read books about the second World War?

All the guys on the beach read "macho" old man non-fiction.

ala this

>2016
>objectifying women

Get the Fuck outta here.

>implying I'm ever at the beach

wtf

>What do you do?

Go and play with them, make some small talk. Act really interested in their lives and strike up conversations, which is an art I've learned to master in order to compensate for my lack of good looks.

Good fucking god, people. Learn to live life from time to time.

They do in Japanese.

hiss at them
throw sand in their eyes

>Go and play with them, make some small talk. Act really interested in their lives and strike up conversations

Great post Reddit you did it again.

I want her to give me a handjob with that shark puppet.

Stay inside, I don't want to get sun on my skin and age and get wrinkles. It's really, really hot outside.

You can live a good life where you don't go outside on the hottest, sunniest days. I've got an opera meet & greet this weekend.

>in order to compensate for my lack of good looks.

Yeah, and I'm sure it helps.

Kek.

You know it's true, punk.

>You can live a good life where you don't go outside on the hottest, sunniest days. I've got an opera meet & greet this weekend.

Cool. I'm just saying that if the girl's in OP's pic wanted anyone on this board to join them for even 5 minutes, they'd throw their books away.

It actually does, albeit with similarly ugly girls. I'm not a virgin at least.

>Cool. I'm just saying that if the girl's in OP's pic wanted anyone on this board to join them for even 5 minutes, they'd throw their books away.

You're ignoring the not-male population of this board. Most women would have zero reason to go out with the girls in the OP.

>Live free
Literal flesh Barbie that cares more about her instagram likes than to do anything important.

What? You've been fooled by the colored bikini, number one is obviously the best choice here.

>You're ignoring the not-male population of this board.

Does. Not. Exist.

Although I like to think there's a girl called Patricia the Patrician.

They do. And they're apparently more patrician by default, if all the men here would immediately forsake their books for a chance to possibly put their dick into the OP girls.

Hey, not cool.

What's it to you, you fucking virginal troglodyte?

>forsake their books
The books aren't going anywhere sweetheart. We can have a good time and read later. You didn't really go to the beach to be antisocial did you?

4 > 1 > 2 > 3

I'm going off the chain of conversation I'm having, in which the user stated any members of this board would "throw their books away" if "the girl's in OP's pic wanted anyone on this board to join them for even 5 minutes".

Throwing them away is definitely them going somewhere.

*Cough up blood caused by the stab wound*

"Funny, you telling me your secret move so early in a fight"

"You've lost your COMPOSURE!"

*Disappears into the shadows and teleports behind*

There are probably more homos than grils on Veeky Forums.

It's not even in the probable realm, it's 100% sure.

I'm a homo so that already means there's more gays then girls

Except that it's actually 2, 1, 4, 3

number 1 might be a transgender but id still take her over that shitgoblin number 3.

the correct order is 2, 4, 1, 3

>cuckservative
>macho

Nice meme

ladies no offense but your a little to old for me.

3,2,1, kill 4 for having that tattoo.

I find something endearing about 1's face. beauty from unperfection.

"You're pussies must be so roasted they are dripping cum out of each of their holes.
Go to be a whore somewhere else."

Actually said that once. Almost got beaten because of it.

>beauty from unperfection
That's unposible.

loo it's hard to think of examples. here's one. ashlee simpson was hotter before she got her nose job.

literally this post

I'm not quibbling with the notion of beauty resulting from imperfection, but rather from the choice of word:

youtu.be/RejrrkrRShM

I agree that a failed perfection can possess a greater beauty, just as the slightly irregular will captivate more than the perfectly symmetrical in nature. It's an ancient notion.

And anyway, the right order is 1, 4, 2, 3

I'm also gay. So that's double the amount of girls.

You're a dumb guy.

>implying most girls wouldn't be willing to go on a sapphic romp with women that attractive