What are some red flags you have when eating with a girl?

Man, I rubbed some jojoba oil in my hair before I washed it and I no longer have dandruff

I'll have the caesar salad, hold the lettuce!

>Doesn't like seafood, coconut, tomatoes, mushrooms, etc because of """texture"""
>heavy wine drinker to the point where price matters more than the style itself
>meme diet of the month (keto, caveman, vegan, salads only, etc.)
>vegan for moral reasons
>ranch poured on top of salad instead of a dressing on the side
>"making italian" is cook spaghetti, pour ragu onto spaghetti, serve.
>avoids green veggies
>eats green veggies exclusively
>attempts an absolutely god awful accent based on region of dish every time she cooks
My mom is insufferable, but I thought she was an isolated case.

>"How spicy would you like your food?"
>"Mild, please"

>when they don't shut the fuck up anout their ex.
Just fucking end me boys this happened to me twice already this year.

>she mixes the spaghetti and sauce together in the same pot
>she uses garlic salt
>she uses smoked salmon to make sushi
>she only eats her eggs scrambled

I've gotten into a full blown argument with her and squeezed the shit out of her tit because of the above problems. I came so fucking close to throwing a punch.

>is either a vegan or vegetarian
>doesn't know the difference between forks
>eats a quarter of the meal and is full, doesnt even ask for a doggy bag even if it was an expensive meal
>eats most of my meal instead

>she mixes the spaghetti and sauce together in the same pot
You're supposed to leave your pasta slightly underdone and finish it in the sauce with a couple splashes of the starchy pasta water for flavor and thickening. What are you, some kind of pleb who puts the sauce on top of the pasta like pic related?

>she mixes the spaghetti and sauce together in the same pot
This is unironically correct though.

even here, you faggots do this shit

no fucking board is safe from you subhumans

just fucking kill yourself, you know your life is shit and will never get better because you decided to suck AIDS cocks

Mixing the spaghetti in the same pot as the sauce is the correct way to do it ask any Italian

>gets mad about trapposts on Veeky Forums
hownewru

u mad son

I know that feel user.

asl?

>"ew, what's that?"

>>eats a quarter of the meal and is full, doesnt even ask for a doggy bag even if it was an expensive meal
The fucking cunt.

I like how all of these are about how he doesn't understand spaghetti and don't even touch the domestic abuse part.

>tfw girl I'm seeing is a vegetarian

kek. In all fairness I didn't even read the post outside the green text but serves him right for being in a relationship in the first place, the naive faggot he's probably getting cucked by Chad and Brad Thundercock while busting his ass at some shitty job.

Lol, there should have been other red flags before you sat down for a meal.

Spaghetti is important. The safety of women is not.

>she only eats her eggs scrambled

This is so true. Every girl who only eats scrambled eggs is a problematic eater.

Not that I would ever be someone to domestically abuse my wife.

>With Russian ex girlfriend
>Making taghliatelles with salmon and saffron sauce
>She acts so surprised and tells me they usually just put ketchup over pasta in Russia
>triggered gino.webm

Well at least for her everything I cooked was great.

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>Lets the edges and top of lasagna basically go uncooked so you have raw hard pasta
>"You can never have too much garlic XDDDD"
>Exclusively avoids Beef or Fish but eats other meats
>Only eats eggs scrambled
>Won't use chopsticks when eating sushi or asian noodle dishes
>Instagrams her food in private
>Instagrams her food in public
>Instagrams her god damned food ever

When eating each other out and she won't let me tongue her balloon knot.
I don't give a fuck if it's unwashed, I'm going to flavortown.

>all of that rational shit
>attempts an absolutely god awful accent based on region of dish every time she cooks

L I V E A L I T T L E

Is texture not an element cuisiners consider when cuisining?
What's a rational way to dislike coconut?

>"Do you really have to open carry at the Applebees?"

This makes me feel like I have superpowers.
Like I'm about to take this bitch on a journey through space and time, on a borscht boat.

AWHAT KIND OF FUCKIN RESTAURANT ASKS THIS FUCKIN QUESTION. Jesus never in my life.

Fuckin triggered.

Be a fucking man you faggot and tell them to shut the fuck up about their ex and that you would talk to the ex yourself if you want to know about them. Fucking christ have a god damn backbone

Every Asian restaurant

Ones that actually serve spicy food.

any indian or SEA country

Not a single one I've been to. Is it just cheap restaurants or something.

>I don't get how anyone could eat [insert perfectly normal food here], that's gross!

Seriously, I understand not liking certain foods. I'll eat just about anything myself, but I know I'm more of an exception than a rule. But stop fucking projecting your own fussy eating habits onto everyone else, you dumb slut. Something isn't gross just because you don't like the taste.

Lots of Indian and Thai places will ask regardless of which dish you get, because the heat level can vary wildly, and not everyone has the same preferences.

>>she uses smoked salmon to make sushi
I do that. I'm not fond of raw salmon. I don't see what is wrong with this ? I also use smoked trout. Tuna raw obviously.

What if I only go to restaurants that cost 4 dollar signs on Yelp.

Something, something , cult of authenticity .

you faggots used to keep yourselves contained

now you're everywhere, and it's disgusting

like a goddamn cancer you subhumans are

i actually want islam to take over the world just so homos would be exterminated

Liking a nice feminine dick has nothing to do with being gay.

>she uses garlic salt
wwhat do you have against garlic salt?

this.

>he thinks trapposting hasn't always been an integral part of Veeky Forums culture
again, hownewru

wow, such a great post. deep, insightful. really adds to the thread

He's a vampire faggot that sparkles

I'm italian and i can confinfirm
youtube.com/watch?v=uC4SbMDQKrI

yeah youtube auto subtitles are fucking with me hard right now.

I get how you feel. I only take pictures of food when the presentation is really nice. Like if they made a frigging Parthenon or something out of a nachos platter.

>that intro/outro music
youtu.be/fthvFUCNRdk?t=3m42s

Fuck off dicklover

how
new
are
you

Russians can't really into food. The Soviet era fucked their ability to create or appreciate proper fine cuisine.

>ranch poured on top of salad instead of a dressing on the side
do you dip individual component of your salad into your dinky little cup or what?

take your squabbling someplace else please, we're trying to have a serious discussion about shallow opinions and your opinions have no meaningful place in this underwater competitive bosniak clay roasting forum.

it tastes like butt?

No, you dip the prongs of your fork into the dressing before spearing the greens

>t. Someone who doesn't understand the rich "lady boy" culture of Islam.
If anything traps would become normie tier should Islam rule the world.

>i know i said i only wanted a salad like four times but yours just looks so good can i can't help myeslf
>if i don't order fries even when you check with me four god damn times i'm still going to eat most of yours because those calories somehow don't count, and then i'll get a pissy cunty attitude when you don't let me do whatever i want whenever i want however i want
fuck the entirety of women, jesus christ

Tries to stick any vegetable in her butt...even for religious reasons.

Women do not have dicks...fyi

>women do not have dicks
tell that to linetrap

i'm not getting more equipment extra dirty because "my ignorant grandma was an old wife with tales", you know what italians also do? the drive vespas unironically and have gay sex out at the beach.
italian fucks are THE pickiest people on the planet. you could blindfold some fuck, sit him down, serve him his grandmas dish that she JUST finished cooking with her own kitchen and he'll start going on about how it's different than his nonnas, it's not authentic

Linetrap...women have no dicks! Well..........except that one time...in virginia beach....but that dont count....i was not looking when it happened

>getting more equipment extra dirty
w-what?

How is a pan that had sauce in it any easier to clean than a pan that had sauce and pasta in it? How do you not understand this concept?
>have pot with pasta
>have pan with sauce
>transfer pasta from pot to pan and cook for a few minutes
Wow, so difficult.

>>vegan for moral reasons
That is litterally the one valid reason to be vegan. Every health benefit you can attribute to a vegan diet can be accomplished through a "mostly vegan" diet.

Who is this semon demen?

so like essence or undertones of the dressing instead of a nontrivial amount

This bothers me with anyone that does that.
Not so much because I mind 1/10th of my meal being eaten but because they're acting like indecisive children.

>squeezed the shit out of her tit
>I came so close to throwing a punch
am I the only one that has a problem with this
nigga you don't lay a hand on a lady unless she does it first

koulibiak is great though

>nigga you don't lay a hand on a lady
never spanked a little butt who asked for?

who's the ejacula dracula?

don't be playin around, that's different and you know it

I am immediately suspicious of anyone who orders chicken tenders in any situation.

"I dont like meat"

>"You can never have too much garlic XDDDD"
but thats true faggot

> asks for any varation to a menu item in a nice restaurant
> requests ketchup anywhere other than a fast food establishment
> complains to waitstaff about anything trivial

Pretty much everything else I can tolerate on a date at a restaurant

so new, oh so very new

Doesn't eat meat = sure sign of mental illness.

> asks for any varation to a menu item in a nice restaurant
> requests ketchup anywhere other than a fast food establishment
> complains to waitstaff about anything trivial

Pretty much everything else I can tolerate on a date at a restaurant

so new, oh so very new

Drumpf is king though..... s-s- Salt?

what city is that senpai

>I don´t like spicy food
>I don´t like meat still on the bone

I put up with it for almost two years

This

>be bisexual
>ask my long term girlfriend to tell me why she loves me
>"good job, helpful at home, handyman, you treat me nice, you have a good job"
>ask my long term boyfriend to tell me why he loves me
>"shared passion about music, booking, gardening, books, we make a great team, my parents like you, sex is great"

Heterosexuality, never again.

nobody cares

You cared enough to respond.

Yeah you probably need to become a full time faggot because that's what you sound like.