Reading the stranger

>reading the stranger
>ex who is engaged calls me
>tells me she still loves me
>say okay
>she cries and hangs up

Was I Iiterary enough lads?

>reading the stranger
>ex who is engaged meets me
>tells me she still loves me
>damn is it hot today
>shoot her

Was I Iiterary enough lads?

What does the stranger have to do with your ex-girlfriend being weak?

Camus supposedly had at least 3 gfs at a time.

keked so hard I fucking broke my chair. Fuck you.

>reading the stranger
>ex who is estranged calls me to say she is dying
>she died today, or yesterday who le cares XD
>go to her funeral but don't cry because big boys dont cry
>get sent to death

Id give it a :^)/10 would lit again

>reading the stranger
>chaplain is engaged in converting me
>tells me god still loves me
>say okay
>he cries and i hang

Was I Iiterary enough lads?

>reading the stranger
>or maybe the plague; I can't be sure

>reading the stranger
>ex who is also reading the stranger calls
>tells me okay
>say okay
>no one cries no one hangs up

Was I literary enough lads?

>reading the stranger
>>ex who is engaged calls me
>i dont have a phone
>them who its on phone?

okay

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>reading the stranger
>ex who is engaged calls me
>tells me she still loves me
>want to be cool like my teen idol camus but can't make myself say something cool like him
>say "you've come back to me darling!"
>she cries (from laughing, it was a prank it seems) and hangs up
Was I literary enough lads?

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>reading the stranger
>ex who is engaged calls me
>tells me she is taking out the dog for a walk
>say I'm coming over
>we eat sausage and talk
>she cries and I hang up

>reading the stranger
>ex who is engaged calls me
>tells me she still loves me
>say do you want to go see a movie
>she cries and hangs up
Was I literary enough lads?

>reading the stranger
>ex who is engaged calls me today
>or was it yesterday?

underrated

Meursault is my fav character for sure because my fav thing in books is mundane events, and his book is full to the brim of it. Every chapter is like one of those novelty pet rocks, you open the book & POP you get a face fulla boredom and you fall back asleep. The mad mind, the crack genius, to do it! and then you think hmmm whats he gonna do next, this great mind, and you pick the book back up and BLAM you get a shot to the face and Hahahahahah you've been shot again by old Meursault, that card. "Woops, I was looking at the sun!" he says, half-conscious. Watch him as he takes his mom's corpse and displays her for you- left, right, center- "you think she died today? Or yesterday???" Pulls out a calendar. "Ah!" Hand to naughty mouth. And you're on your ass again getting sleepy as his head snaps on the guillotine and rolls off right.

Well, I do have 2 atm

I also smoke

please dont meme me lads

>reading the stranger
>ex who is engaged adds me as a friend on fb
>i never check it

>boys don't cry
>tfw the cure has a song about the stranger
It's shit tho

hey nice meme

top kek

I hihihi'ed

>reading the stranger
>ex you lost the game
>check these dubs
>kys my tranny

fuck you

>reading the stranger
>fail to give meaning to my miserable life
>nobody calls me
>say okay
>kill myself

Was I Iiterary enough lads?

okay