Does anybody actually order these when they go to the burger dispensary? Do they actually eat the third bun?

Double quarter pounder with cheese for that bulk.

>lifehack

The Muslims have better fast food than that Mc.Shit burger.

I prefer Culver's Butter Burger

>burger dispensary

They dont have those over in europe, OP

not tonight, breh. i'm going to the local pizza dispensary to take advantage of their 50% off deal and get myself a large pan pizza with alfredo/garlic sauce and extra cheese.

>tfw 6'5, 245 lbs adonis

gotta eat huge to fuel my tank as shit muscles.

Close, but the best of all the mcburgers is the Chicken Salsa.

I realized a month that ago I had never gotten a Big Mac in my life so I ordered one. It was alright.

>Eating fast food
>Being redpilled

Pick one, fatties.
>b-but im just 500 lbs ((
Doesn't matter, fast food has so many health drawbacks it's disgusting how human beings can eat this garbage.

Like that's anything you get out of a skeezy midnight kebab shop.

Seriously, I can post gourmet burgers too, post some real late night slop.

As somebody whos had culvers and in and out, culvers is a better burger.

Spoken like a true European

Holy fuck Ahmed. A proper burger beats any kebab

>Buying halal food on purpose
Jesus christ, what kind of degenerate does that

Kosher in no different.

Nasty

These fast food places put human flesh in their burgers. To eat at one is to participate in literal and ritual cannabalism

The big mac is shit, I just get the cheap hamburgers.

It's the only thing I order at mc dicks

2 big macs
4 cheeseburgers and some nuggets

And that would be my meal for the day

asshole. I have spit on every special burger ever made, and I'm not alone

>Be American
>Decide what to eat today
>KFC, McDonalds or Pizza
Do you know how to actually cook or is your whole food consumption pure grease?

All mcdonalds shit tastes the same to me so I just buy their cheapest sandwiches when I do go there.

mcdouble + mcchicken + small fry is my usual go-to

If I wanted to spend more than $5 on a meal then I'd go somewhere that wasn't McD's.

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Its quite similar to a Jewish Kebab.

The new Grand mac is actually pretty good. it has the meat from the quarter pounder.

Eating that sandnigger goat meat.
You will be gassed with the rest of them when Geerd rules the country.

why the fuck would you have three buns
i've made some double patty burgers, they're pretty nice, but why would i want another fucking bun? it'd be impossible to have all the necessary things on it and still be able to consume it without unhinging your jaw

Best fast food in the world

the secret is the mayonaise

>not going to the grocery store and buying the stuff to make your own hamburgers

get a grill, plebs

I haven't had a Big Mac in .. what, maybe 8 years? In fact I can't even remember the last time I ate at McDonalds. Probably the one in Rapperswil, Switzerland IIRC.

There are just so many places in the US that have much better burgers. Even Culver's is much better.

You see Sven in our country white people are allowed to have jobs
And in these jobs we have things called lunch breaks
And sometimes people don't always have time to cook a meal beforehand for their lunch break

this. preach brother.
doubles are the way forward.
the protein of my maccies meal is always 2-3 doubles, personally i rarely add the lettuce (once i got charged 25p for this) but 50:50 go for vanilla doubles, or 'bigmac' doubles.

>implying

fast food exists solely to serve the lazy people who want a quick-eat meal on the go, the nutritional value is irrelevant if it's say 2pm and you forgot to eat lunch but you're already on the job and you only have a half hour break comming up and there's a mcdees across the road

You see Joe, you don't have to eat fast food for lunch. Don't you have decent lunch restaurants?

i keep reading this from americans in these threads but i don't understand
the very rare times i utilize fastfood i always get freshly made stuff right out of the pan, not pre-made shit

Five Guys >= Cookout >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MacDonald = Wendy's > Burger King.

I do, 3 or 4 times a week. Sometimes twice a day. My usual order is a double meat (4 patties) big mac, large fries, 10 piece nuggets, a large shake, and a apple pie for desert. I also get a mcdouble sometimes for the ride home.

i'd imagine being a prick and ordering your special burger is a surefire way to get spit in it. or have it touch the floor. you're at a fast food restaurant for christ's sake. order your filthy food from the menu and move along.

Big Macs will give you the shits faster than shoving a waterhose up your ass.

>not eating the superior Boom-a-rang

>fast food exists solely to serve the lazy people who want a quick-eat meal on the go
Yeah right. Most Americans probably eat that as their usual dinner.

>What we gonna have for dinner honey, pizza?
>No we had that yesterday, let's order a burger
The American dream.

Keep munching on that toxic waste. I will enjoy my fresh herring sandwich.

>mfw an American next to me called Saint Cuthberts Bubbles a "soda"

Why is this /b/ thread?

>going to a restaurant for your lunch break

What the fuck?

How much fucking time do you have on your lunch break that you're able to sit down at a restaurant, wait until they cook the food, bring it over to you, eat it, tip and leave

I won't eat that shit until fast food is completely automated and disgusting, unsanitary nigger, spic, and white trash plebs aren't handling the ingredients. Chick-fil-a is the exception, because it's managed well and mostly staffed by wholesome white kids and retirees, even in the most pozzed areas where I've patronized one.

thank you for your service

Considering I get 30 minute breaks, no going to a sit down and eat restaurant isn't an option.

This proves my point You are right that it's for lazy people, but that's pretty much the same thing as American.

>not living in a state that has Bojangles and Cookout Burger

Foolish mortals.

>tfw the mchicken is actually the best protein per dollar in fast food

>tipping

>tip and leave
>tip

uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>willingly eating mayo

Waiters get payed 4.75/hr. The restaurant has the customer pay their salary.

>being this dumb

i cook all my meals, but if i'm in a pinch, have the extra cash, i will probably buy a $1 burger

i'm actually at the store right now buying ingredients to make pasta and meatsauce

(thank you walmart wifi, you help me cheat verizon's data cap!)

>not tipping your local restaurants which you pass by everyday

Waiters know your face idiot
I don't want spit in my food

I have 1 hour lunch breaks. At lunch restaurants they have like 4 options per days. Takes 5 minutes to get your food and it's not a fucking cancer burger. I can get fish with potatoes and remoulade for example. The fish is done on order aswell.

But it's made with the missing Dutch girl on the milk carton.

pretty sure the whopper jr without mayo has the best fat to protein ratio.

If you think waiting 10 minutes counts as "fast"

fucking sickening

how's your health

>Browsing /pol/ at walmart
Seems legit.

that would be the mcdouble
telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/10210327/McDouble-is-cheapest-and-most-nutritious-food-in-human-history.html
maybe get one for the drive home next time you visit those golden arches

>$4.75/hr
disgusting third world fucks

more like
>waiter spits in your food
>see it and report it to the manager
>waiter gets fired, you get a new free meal, and a full refund

>takes 5 minutes

Do you not have lunch rushes?

Also what kind of fucking autist sits at a restaurant by himself

>tip

fag

Please don't shart in walmart

>>see it
Are you eating in the kitchen?

Tipping is not a thing in most of Europe

PRaISE

>Bojangles

Overpriced niggerfeed. Same with KFC

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>Lunch is at 13:00
>Phone in order at 12:45
>I'll be there at 13:15
>collect delicious food

you know what spit looks like, yes?

Its healthy and tastes like food should. kys.

Well yeah I assume your waiters get payed more than 4.75 an hour

Thats nothing, they call frazzly spud-sticks "fries"

Well, food is more expensive in Yurp.

STOP WITH THIS FUCKING MEME. THE RESTAURANT WOULD BE FORCED BY LAW TO PAY MINIMUM WAGE IF 0 TIPS CAME IN FOR A PAY PERIOD

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE VICTIM TO THE TIPPING JEW YOU FUCKING FAT FAGGOT

>Do you not have lunch rushes?
Yes we do, but in Stockholm we have more than 1 restaurant. You can order vietnamese food etc. Literally takes them no time to fix it during lunch since they prepare for the rush.
>Also what kind of fucking autist sits at a restaurant by himself
You order it as take away you fucking clown.

>burger dispensary

>being this poor

unless they're spitting a thick mucus bomb no your not going to see it on your burger or in your soup.

Just tip you cheap bastard

Thats wrong, you take ouf the top bun of the mcchicken.

Yes you cuck...I had 10 the investors death day...rip

How do you show appreciation to the waiter then? Or anybody really if you don't tip?

and so does you know, regularly cooked fish.

just pay people a decent wage!!