Sex robots with fully functional genitalia to arrive next year and will cost up to £12,000

Wrong women go bye bye once sexbots become the number one priority of men.

Guys dont forget male sex robots

Yep, I'm already dreaming of one. Guys are fine but relationship is hard and undesirable, cute guys also tend to have shitty characters, so on.

sex bots are super good for good people and super bad for bad people.

This will more probably lead to a bunch of race mixing and the exctinction of whites.

>>>/suicide/

Do you think little girl robots will be legal?

Not in US. You will have to get fly to _certain_ Asian countries to fuck those ones.

ITT: what we say about sex when we talk about sex robots

They will solve as many problems as they create, because sex must always controlled.

It's good for overpopulated countries especially like china who have technofetish that will eventually lead to more robot sex and less population. It can also help monkeys to rape less people so less crime perhaps.

>overpopulated
Dude, don't get memed
But if you mean "sexually frustrated and autistic" then yes, sex robots will be a boon.

China and India are overpopulated. There aren't enough jobs / resources / land space for everyone to live a decent life.

>China
>the land of huge, vacant cities

>India
>where toilets are openly rejected

These problems are, in fact, administrative and cultural. Their birth rates will level off once the basics are taken care of (i.e Worst Korea, Nippon, Italy, etc.)

The countries that would benefit from these robots can't afford them.

Is that idea really appealing to anyone at all? I can't imagine how pathetic ones life has to be to even consider fucking a sexbot. You could argue that it's not more pathetic than masturbation, but I'm not even trying to simulate actual human contact when I'm jerking off. The idea of trying to emulate a real relationship just seems disgusting to me.

the future is a horrible place. i hope i will die before degeneracy and nihilism takes over

Nothing disgusting here. Think of it just as an advanced hugging/cuddling machine.

Think of it. Why sex is such a problem in humans? Why is anyone without a partner considered unhappy, non fully living, poor? Easy, in primates grooming, sort of petting, is very usual, such a type of contact in humans is (culturally?) restricted to sexual partners, if you cuddle with any human (male/female) it's considered something sexual, serious business.

Even a contact with parents is quite restricted. So basically having this machine is nothing wrong. What's wrong is brain-washed people with ""conservative""" views on sex.

>men
>race

...

that's like uh ur opoinion

>omg i'm so concerned with what do you fuck, so disgusting!

Don't fuck your mother, user.

I get the underpinning of maternal lust, the mother figure being a warm comforting sexual attraction. But to lust after one's own mother is abhorrently disgusting.

Some deep repression going on right here. You can't run away from your feelings about mommy. It's ingrained in your core.

>smells 90% authentic
No thankyou

Can't tell if serious.
So many kids these days quoting Freud as if everything he said was demonstrably correct and revolutionary.

Even worse when they follow it up by talking oogy-boogy quantum mechanics.

What of yo ur Demons Mr. Freud?

I'm good without the smell

It looks like someone is having castration anxiety...

Want to talk about it?

I want two robots. One customised to be the same height and body type as the gorgeous woman I have a crush on at work. This robot would be used for warm hugs and cuddles. The second would be modelled after the thirteen year old girl next door, and would be used for hard fucking only.
I'd throw a tarp over them both if anyone came to visit me, so as not to seem like a weirdo. Or when my wife was home, of course.

What would be the legal implications of having custom faces? Would celebrity options cost more due to copyright? Can you copyright your own face?

fucking lol

My life long dream is about to happen.

I want trap robots.

>faces...copyright?
LOL who doesn't pirate everything anyway. 3D printer and JLaw will be butthurt forever.

I'd start a Pinterest for pics of people fucking their JLaw bots and tweet her each fuck with #everytimeIdoJen.

WTF I want to fuck a robot now.

agree.

sex and food are the two activities where you encounter the most diversify of likes and dislikes. it is retarded to want to control them

You don't have to be so flagrant about your virginity, dude.

>It is retarded to want to control them
I agree 100%. You can also also add drugs to that list.

That doesn't stop people from attempting to ban pornography, prostitution, same sex, undersex, animal, and all the many "likes and dislikes" of which people are capable.

Dr Kathleen Richardson, for example, is working hard against the glorious future foretold by this very thread.

I'm going to download every version of a sexbot (male and female) onto my own so I can cuck everyone

Call me Chadrick

You have just given me the plot to my next book. Thank you.

>Dr Kathleen Richardson, for example, is working hard against
>Kathleen is working hard against
>Kathleen

She wouldn't be one of them Catholics now, would she? Ah, that would be grand, so it would, ye have to ban the feckin' things, ye can't have people fornicatin' now, to be sure. It's in the Bible, ye must not have sex wit robots, ye mustn't.

Feck. It's the divil, so it is.

>Sex robots with fully functional genitalia
You mean, a dildo.

As opposed to the posessive - YOUR dildo.

Real talk. How much would it cost to get these sexbots to look anime?

>How much would it cost to get these sexbots to look anime?
How much have you got? I can make a booger talk for $15G.

This is already happening without sex robots.

Humans have been interracially mixing since humans first existed.

He's just upset that he isn't getting laid

>you are just in time to witness the rise of a voice actor industry aimed at doing lewd voices to get shutins laid
I would laugh so hard if this actually acted as something that satisfied a basic human need for companionship and created more productive NEETS as a result.

>dickless SJWtard trying to talk about getting laid
This is too ironic...Why don't you tell us about all the times you got laid with your MLP body pillow?

>model #3332244566 Yandere personality
>now in industrial equipment size
>Yandere-senpai will now keep you deep within her chest where she will please you, stimulate the growth of your body to keep you healthy, and offer all basic needs while making sure you never leave

>Sjw
Das right im here to destroy those dang oh whiteies! Using my dick pussy i will suck all the sperm out of viable males and prevent them from ever breeding! Nobody can stop me! I am a crazed super villain out for revenge! Did i mention i am a girl(male)?

I'm pretty sure to sell these sexbots they are going to need a bunch of cheap VA for people to use, download, and install.

>Yandere
I'll take a tsundere model.

It must be sad to be associated with dickless cucks :(

But user i am associating with you! Could this be the start of our forbidden love? You better be a big black mexican girl with walmart titties or my dickless ball sack wont get hard

>black
>mexican girl
You better get your color straight shitlord. your ignorance towards the wavelength depicted by different ethnicities is triggering me
u better chek yurself

How about an Indian canadian brazil mix? I want some leaves on my poo soaked amazon

Indian canadians are pretty hot actually. Seems like the right kind of gene mixing right there. And I'm a white supremacist.

Shes pretty cute for an Indian, you sure you aint some jew boy trying to trick me?

no, don't worry about it ;^))))))

Yes this

Does it self clean if I cum inside?

20 years ago

>"Cheap" androids/gynoids capable of performing manual labor, sex, and basic child-rearing tasks
>Basically legalized slavery without the moral ramifications
>Historically speaking, slave-based economies allowed for the free people to pursue matters of war, arts, and the sciences
>Due to an economic majority, America will be the first adopters of robot technology, even before Japan or China
>Japan adopts similar technology practically seconds after America's revolution, though they're more focused on boosting their economy by manufacturing them, rather than buying them
>American manufacturing plants outsource to China, resulting in cheap, low-quality robots, allowing Japan to dominate the marketplace
>As technology advances, even the cheap, low-quality robots become sophisticated enough to satisfy the needs of 450 million Americans
>Geneva convention outlaws the use of androids as combat-effective soldiers, due to perceived "war crime" recalls
>They consider the deployment of hostile androids a "war crime" not because of any malfunction within the parameters of empathy or cruelty (androids actually prove to be highly stable and well-adjusted), but because they're simply too powerful of a weapon and may create another Cold-War atmosphere by nature of arms race
>Japan's population crisis actually INTENSIFIES
>Due to the invention of robotic workers and the ubiquitous boost to their already roaring economy, the Japanese experience a massive social regression
>Sociologists recognize the trend and predict social regression is a very likely error in robot-rich countries...They find this out years after the damage has taken its toll across many parts of America, Europe, and Asia (though the damage is reparable, and like all social revolutions, the population has largely adapted; just like the introduction of cellphones and the internet)
>Demand for production is rather extreme
>War becomes a very real possibility

pt 1

Citation?

>The singularity happens almost overnight, though no one is aware of it, and since its herald has been predicted for many years since the introduction of working robots, no one even really seems to care when the scientific community begins to announce
>America and Russia once again become extremely dominating sides in military might
>Russia knows it is outmatched and outgunned, so they spend large sums of money into experimental projects to hedge their bets against a superior military might...Which is exactly what the Americans want them to do
>Hoping that they'll sink all their money into pointless contests, the American fund goes largely towards extravagant displays of scientific and military prowess, which are also heavily funded and researched along with German and British scientists and engineers
>Exosuits, compact nuclear reactors, miniaturized nuclear bombs, space exploration, and "applied" artificial intelligence
>Despite their best efforts to prevent a Cold War, war has already begun
>Space Race 2.0
>History practically repeats itself
>ISS is still in use, but when plans to renew it appear, the Russians begin to pull their support from it
>This is a major symbolic fuck-you to the rest of the modern West, who've always seen the ISS as a sort of olive branch extended between America, Western Europe, and Russia
>Several cosmonauts and a good percent of their crew stand in solidarity with peace, resulting in backlash by their respective governments for not "supporting" their "cause"
>Russia spends frequently and expensively on experimental space projects which are almost always outclassed by the more heavily funded projects designed by the joint US-Western Europe division, and the Russian space program is once again a massive failure
>Without any money to fund their military, the militaries of Britain, Germany, America (especially), and France (who've supplied physicists to all three nations throughout the time) become ridiculously overpowered

>90% authentic

thats not enough (or too much). thats uncanny valley

>Large parts of Russia are devoted to manufacturing and production to recoupe lost funds, though they are too proud to "serve" America and its allies
>Though they may have lost the Cold War, they are no one's bitch, and they are beginning to regain its former glory after massive reforms to work-and-play policies, during which Russian laborers are trained to work in conjunction with specially programmed robots customized to work with human laborers in very specific roles and support orders, raising peak production efficiency
>Russia is now the new China in cheap, affordable labor, but their products are markedly superior to Chinese products
>America moves production to Russia, creating a new alliance with their tenuous frenemies
>China is very, VERY pissed
>As China becomes more politically aggressive, America and Russia uses China's aggression as a scapegoat to demonize China and seal Russia's and America's friendship once and for all
>China is now systemized to be THE number one bad guy
>Movies show Chinese terrorists bombing planes and dropping bombs
>Future news articles feature the possibility of a war with China
>Presidential candidates express their concerns publicly, openly, about their plans for dominating China and beating them into submission
>The Chinese fall back on a long-lost ally that they once abandoned many years ago in the year 2023
>North Korea

maybe in time uncanny valley will become fetishised, and eventually main-stream
If there's a way to overcome uncanny valley revulsion then sexual conditioning could be a good place to start

>to fall in love with the technology
Love can already bloom between man and toaster.

this is, in all seriousness, a good idea

Small footnote; Japan STILL isn't allowed to technically own a military at this point, but their independent defense force is so advanced, it's practically a small army of its own; and so fucking with Japan would be as foolish as fucking with Germany or Britain.

Besides West Europe is a great market for japanese electronics.

After this, I don't know. North Korea is an unpredictable agent that I won't be able to truly understand.

I mean, everything up until now has been moderate conjecture, but at least it's in the realms of reality. Kim Jung Un, or whoever happens to take his place by then is a very unpredictable model, and there are no previous historical records for me to base his actions on.

Do I look to Rome? Do I study Nero and Caligula and Commodus? Do I hypothesize on the efforts of Ivan? Do I compare him to the mind of Stalin?

70 or so years is a good starting point for me. Screencap this and let's see how right I got when the year 2086 comes around.

>mirror.co.uk

>men fuck robots and work all day

why the hell would you work all day when you can fuck a robot?

The robot cost 120 grand and you bought it on a lease purchase plan

>Only £12,000 away from ascending.