Big red dildos are coming. Plan accordingly

Big red dildos are coming. Plan accordingly.

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No. We will never be under 8400 again.

I'm unironically gonna short this with my full stack at x50

post pics

literally the big short
i believe in you user
lambos soon

Sorry for your loss

CAN YOU FEEL THOSE GAINS HOLY SHIT
CRYPTOKEKS ARE FINISHED

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Hope you did it

WE TRICKED THEM ALL INTO THINKING IT WAS A BULL AGAIN HAHAHAH THE FUCKING NUTTERS FELL FOR IT

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Hodl.

Bad jdea

Where do I go to "short"? I will post fucking pics. The gains will be fucking craaaaaazzzyyyyy

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bitmex.com/register/YgC8kJ arthur will treat you right

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I'm riding a 25x since 8700. Will post mine once I get back home.

quick rundown:
you are trading an instrument known as a perpetual inverse swap contract, each contract costs $1 in bitcoin (at entry price - so as the price rises, contracts cost less satoshis each). you can use up to 100x leverage although i don't recommend 100. people use the bitmex perpetual swap as a pricing instrument and as a way to hedge against downturn, along with an instrument to arbitrage against for funding with futures. if you have enough bitcoin and long swap and short futures, you can collect on the funding each period (~0.01 to 0.2% every 8 hours). you can also take margined positions on altcoin futures.

Sorry guys I am in the US
Says they cannot serve customers in our country.

i've been told that some people use a proxy or vpn to register account & can log in after registered. good idea to change your password after if you do sensitive things through a basic web proxy though.

use bitfinex? Only 3x leverage though

Does Bitmex actually verify US residence? Bitfinex just makes you click "no".

supposedly just upon initial registration it does an IP check. there is no KYC.

>whole market gets raped for multiple months
>optimism turns to pessimism
>Everyone sees the start of green and shorts, which then turns into the 2018 bull run
pure pottery

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Shorts cant stirr the price up that much. Whales have already hunted the stop-losses, like they always do. We failed to breakout @8600 two times today. No we go down.

This is a suckers rally

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We are at anger.
See that big M?
We are at the end of right leg.
Bull run to 30-50%. Then slow bleed.

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Yes, let's all predict crypto market with this archaic meme chart.

>yes let's learn on previous mistakes