ITT we post class schedules and make terrible assumptions about each other. I'll start-

>M/T/F
Interdisciplinary Connections
>T/TR
Finance 101
Political Ideologies
Histories of Knowledge

Computer Architecture
Introduction to Law
Statistics and Probability I
Applied Linear Algebra

A very niche topic where there are only a handful of labs in the world researching this. You could find our lab instantly if I have you the topic.

i hope you mean "as voraciously as i did when i was younger"

if you didnt, you better start

Shakespeare
American Romanticism
The Victorian Imagination
Elementary Russian I

Measure Theory
Categories in Abstract Algebra
Differential Geometry

>data-mining thread

Quantum Mechanics I
Electromagnetic Waves
Geodynamics and Geomagnetism
Nonlinear Dynamics
Intermediate Japanese I (joke class, it's my easy A for the semester)

Incredibly boring person.

Dime-a-dozen MFA student with no actual writing ability.

Doesn't know what he wants to do with his life.

Underage, getting a degree in STEM because of memes.

The Great Gatsby is his favourite novel.

Probably the most patrician person ITT.

Modern Africa
Religion in Film
Craft of the Historian
Religion as Culture

You wear a scarf sometimes and don't even think it's gay.
You think that financial analysts do something other than dick around in Excel (they don't).
You are a freshman and you won't be going to any of these classes.

Jesus, the only class that sounds interesting there is the Shakespeare. Bummer of a degree plan, senpai

>Technical Writing

The only writing course I never enjoyed

>Histories of Knowledge

...what?

Freshman

Boring

Sounds fairly challenging. I wish you luck, amigo.

>Cramming Oatmeal down my throat at 7 in the morning as last nights dreams fade away in the face of the bike ride to work
>Janitoring
>Janitoring
>Janitoring
>cramming ramen and egg down my throat at 4 in the afternoon, wondering whether I'll masturbate before or after my shower
>Write a half page of pure doggerel, thinking 'If I had just skipped that fucking english degree I could have already written a book by now'
>Fall asleep, wake up in the night to pee and flail feverishly, tormented by curiously persistent delusions of some being entering the window and crossing to the door

If you are into prob/stat/applied math I won't make fun of you bc that was my major. Programming is a meme though.
You have bought or have contemplated buying a typewriter. You have skinny wrists.

To quote greater men then me.
"OP is a faggot"

Business Law
German Culture History
Bus analytics and information
Quant bus research methods
Calc 3

You have a rough path ahead if you want to go to grad school.
You have never been in a fight in your life. You unironically think you are the smartest person in the room 98% of the time.

I graduated with an English major, now I sell mattresses for a corporate chain

you're a freshman who has it all figured out

poseur business major

no clue what you're doing in life

aerospace fundamentals
engineering physics 2
history 101
intermediate german
linear algebra

>You have never been in a fight in your life. You unironically think you are the smartest person in the room 98% of the time.

Spoopy dude, it's like you're inside my head.

Why would you think I'm an MFA student with Victorian lit in there? It's a regular MA. I don't plan to write, I plan to teach (and am).

public speaking
art appreciation
elementary nutrition

quarter system

Love & Passion in the European Novel
Political Philosophy
300-level French Culture & Civilization
300-level French Poetry & Fiction
500-level literature seminar, French Intellectuals

The latter 3 courses are all in French, of course

>Anatomy and physiology + lab
>medical terminology
>intro to physicial therapy

Calc 2
Physics 2
freshman seminar
Ethics or something

>tfw doubling down on stemfaggotry with a double major

French 4
Intro to British Canon
Sustainable Engineering

Calc III
Linear Systems I
Linear Algebra
Math Programming
Why Cities Flourish and Fail
Theory & Practice of Contemporary Art

Environmental biology
Chemistry of Environmental change
Geologic Strructures and Maps
Minerals and Rocks
Invertebrates

You're cool.

>business
>Shakespeare
You're a pretentious faggot. You probably started listening to "classical" music in first year university because it's "soothing" (lol).

I'm still very interested in science, but I relate to that last feel. I write entirely for myself (and sometimes some friends), but I always feel terrified that because I never studied literature formally, my writing will always be plagued with obvious flaws that reveal too much of myself. I just think that if I ever did give my writing to an educated person they'd be able to psychoanalyse and break me down in a moment.

Victorian Lit. sounds rad. Is there a specific focus?

What's freshman composition?

>STEM meme

You were good until
>Japanese
Fucking weeb.

You like Cocteau.

Calc 1
Bio 101
Physics 101
Comp Sci 101

Statistical Theory
Biostatistics
Statiscal Methods III

pretty boring desu

you're a decent human being, on the right track, keep up the good work user

Cryptographical Theory
Advanced Algorithms
Postmodern Lit
Carribean Novelists
some 3 credit business online class for GPA boost
English TA job (counts for credits)

...... I'm really not having a fun semester. Easy I guess, but not fun. one more after this and I'm out. I have some free reading time at least I suppose.

Linear Algebra/Differential Equations
Physics
Software engineering III
Geography/Maps and Technology

Monday
Seminar in Theories of History
Tuesday
Seminar in Souther History

Freshman comp is that first year writing class required of more or less all students getting a degree. Most of Veeky Forums probably already took its equivalent in high school though. It's basically a course for learning basic critical thinking and writing skills, which should help students across all disciplines; some universities have major-specific writing courses later on, about junior year, too.

Victorian lit's always fun, I took the class with the same prof, who went to Cambridge, in undergrad. We're doing three novels, Hard Times, North and South and Jane Eyre. Already read them, but it's nice to revisit.

Greetings, fellow History major

>majoring in something to do with either history or religion

Sorry about those job prospects, senpai

Frege, Russell, early Wittgenstein
Speech-Act Theory
French Philosophy in Translation
Hume's Ethical Theory
The Rationalists
Plato's Republic

>Cocteau
I guess...I don't really think about him, ever, though. I'm just filling up the final requirements for my French minor this semester. The love & passion course may sound misleading; we're reading Crime & Punishment, Villette, Dangerous Liasons, Dinesen stories and Schnitzler stories. Final course for my lit major.
Next semester will be a phil research seminar, phil elective, natural science elective and one or two fillers.

And I'm agnostic. Not even joking.

>being a poorfag
>needing "job prospects"

>practical theology
lmoa

Ancient Philosophy
Law and Morality
Introduction to Ethics
Freedom, Responsibility, and Human Action
Minds and Machines
Introduction to Continental Philosophy
Philosophy of Human Sexuality
Human Nature
Modern Symbolic Logic

Philosophy only
>tfw will never know who else from Veeky Forums is in my continental philosophy class

What school do you attend?

Abstract algebra, advanced logic, epistemology, japanese, metaethics

Christ for the nations institute. It's a Bible college.

religious studies students score higher on the GRE than philosophy majors

the one "continental philosophy" class in analytic departments is always odd, like there's no way you can cover all that in any meaningful way, the one I had just turned out to be Kierkegaard, Husserl, and Sartre

Pre-Calculus
Spanish 3
AP US History
AP English Composition
Chemistry
AP Psychology

>Dangerous Liasons

Awesome.

I've noticed that all my rich friends are studying useless degrees.

I don't think that learning gains its value from how much you can profit off it, but I do find it super irritating and gross that my rich friends are studying a pretty easy subject and expect to get a teaching position because nepotism.

that's not what practical means in a philosophical context

>creation science

Well, they probably will get a teaching position from nepotism. That and their top tier university attendance.

Why did you choose to go there?

More reason to fucking murder rich kids.

I saw a kid driving an expensive car crash it outside the library and the bitch in his backseat walked out while he cried. Made my cock twitch.

>forever bitter

>Authors studied may include: Kierkegaard, Schopenhauer, Nietzsche, Marx, Freud, Heidegger, Sartre

>may

They better include my buddies Schopenhauer and Nietzsche but NOT Marx, in the biggest university in the city with probably the most racial (and sexual?) diversity in the whole country.

Probably they're just going to go briefly over their lives, then some main arguments/themes/influence with close/related people like Schopenhauer/Nietzsche together, hopefully it'll be okay

I didn't want to take analytic philosophy. the Rationalists, or the Empiricists

Why would you subject yourself to all that bullshit

American Literature
Indigenous American Literature
American Studies in Practice
Creative Writing
British Literature before 1800
>education for money

Directionless, father pressured me, don't have to work for a semester. He's paying for all of it and I feel a bit guilty about that. The people here are the kindest people you'll ever meet, even if they are hopelessly conned in their own baby Jesus con game. It's only for a semester, then I plan on attending UNT. Until then I'm making the most of my situation. A good portion of the students are international, my roommates are a Brazilian and a chinaman ( who along with some of the other Chinese students are teaching a mandarin class which I'm going to). I have a lot of free time to read and do whatever I like. It's a learning experience in many ways and I'm trying to take all I can from it.

Why UNT and not UT Dallas or SMU?

Good luck with it anyway, fellow Dallas user.

UNT because of proximity to home and because I really fucked my highschool GPA. I'm currently studying for the ACT. Hopefully my score will be high enough to be accepted despite my GPA. And thanks man, I need all the luck I can get at this point.

Abstract Algebra
Partial Differential Equations
Postmodernism
The Harlem Renaissance

underage b&

>The Writing of Virginia Wool
>Seminar on Antigone
>Bullshit gen ed "Natural Disasters"
Still working out the fourth class, should I make my minor Classics (really an interdisciplinary "build-your-own minor) or Education?

Woolf* and own"*

Medieval Literature
Modern British Fiction
Modern Poetry (1900-1960)
Shakespeare
Stars & Galaxies
Empiricists & Rationalists
Psychology & Law

Macro
Writing
Acct 3
Acct info systems

Computer Engineering
Electric Signals and Systems
Digital Systems Design
Algorithms & Data Structures
Intro to Creative Writing

r8 me

Shakespeare I
Romantic Literature
Anthropology of Slavery
Philosophy of Nature
Making of the Modern Europe

Post-war American Lit
Shakespeare: the Histories
Calculus 1B
Special Topics in Latin American Literature: Rio de Plata
Special Topics in American Literature: American Renaissance
Physics: the Solar System

Signals and Systems
Senior design theory
Junior seminar
Discrete Structures
Probability/Random variables
Operating systems
Embedded system design

Computer systems
General Chemistry
Greek Mythology

Nail on the head
Actually a senior.
Basically ontology + epistemology. Start with Plato and work through Wittengenstein and Derrida

Arabic 1
Astronomy 101
Honors Seminar: Deciphering Ancient Scripts
Myths & Epics of the Ancient Near East
Ancient Greek Warfare

>fell for the "poverty is romantic" meme
>fell for the "go to school for what you love" meme
>fell for the "college is for intellectual enlightenment, not job training" meme

You should all drop out and take a nursing course at a community college or join a local police force.

Spanish
Short Story
EPIC experience (like an intro to student teaching)
Ed Psych
Human Impact on the Environment
Psych 100

Why only 9 hours?

Medieval Latin
Medieval Paleography
Historical Writing
Royal Record Keeping
Canon Law

I don't live in poverty though. I make $40k, my spouse makes $47k. We're doing fairly well for the area we live in.

I don't take classes because I'm not a debt cuck like the rest of you dumb asses.

Calculus IV
Theory of Probability
German IV
Modern Physics

You get paid to go to graduate school, user.

...

In what way?

Intro to English
Brit Lit from 1660 to present
Literary Genre (false advertising, actually travel writing)
Health class

I'm 23 and just recently declared myself as an english major, please kill me

Descriptive Astronomy
Dostoevsky
Bowling
Intro to Computer Programming
New Testament
Women's Studies

Aesthetics
Theory of Knowledge
Maths
History of Philosophy (Medieval Philosophy)
History of Philosophy (Early Modern Philosophy)

>Bowling
>New Testament
>Women's studies

Jesus christ user, what are you doing to yourself

Semester 1

Resources for Research (Master)

Reading the Literary

Reading Images

From Sociology to Cultural Studies

Locating Irishness in Modern History & Literature

Irish gaelic : level 1

Semester 2

Contemporary Fiction in English

Culture & Identity in English-Speaking Societies (19th-21st c.).
Telling History and Storytelling

Discourses on Nation-Building : Ireland 1916 - 2012
Yeats, Joyce and the Idea of the Nation
The Troubles in Northern Ireland

Irish gaelic level 1

Research practice

You feel like you need to make money but love reading. You are putting your mind at ease about selling yourself for shekels by taking a Shakespeare class.

pretty based desu

>online class
you work and still want an education. Or are lazy and think that a degree will help you.

you think you're hot shit, huh?

pretty cool, but overplayed here on Veeky Forums

next level desu
why are you here

>japanese as an easy A
spends too much time on Veeky Forums

based