List of the worst food fanbases
1. >Steak doneness 'connoisseurs'
2. >The indie beer people
3. >'I can't function without my coffee' people
4. >Vegans, vegetarians fakeceliacs
5. >Spicy food overlords
6. >Weed edibles people
7. >Adults who eat cereal, especially at restaurants
8. >Those weird people who have a problem with the word moist
9. >Chopsticks over forks people
You forgot to mention Asukaposters.
(Fuck Asuka, teh rei best waifu ever)
Asuka fags
I mentioned Rei too, she's number four on the list.
>putting meme arrows after numbers in a list?
There's restaurants that have cereal?
Yes. There's also two places in my town that just serve waffles. One is a waffletruck. That's a little more tolerable, but I don't even know how they stay in business. Even if I did want a waffle and did want to pay exorbitant amounts for it, I would only want it for breakfast. But whatever, it's still open, I guess people want waffles.
>Facebook shit food posting women
>Facebook food posting women who say hubby
>Yelp reviewers
>People that take photos of food at restaurants
>Farm to table fags
oh yelp reviewers. for what purpose do they exist. Although sometimes I think about going on there and leaving really ambiguous reviews that no one knows is good or not.
>I went to restaurant mcrestaurant and asked for a cold glass of water which they brought to me in 47 seconds. I know, because I timed it. Do you think that's acceptable.
>restaurant manager reads that review
>yells at waitress to bring him a glass of water but make sure it takes 47 seconds so he can see if that's good or not
anyone who takes rating / ranking a single ingredient to an autistic degree. beer, whisky, coffee, ramen, parmesan and hot sauce spergs being the most common culprits but this really applies to everything
Cereal at restaurants ???? Where do you live ?
>List of the worst food fanbases
Anyone who doesn't shut the fuck up and eat the fucking food.
>Chopsticks over forks people
What if they're Asian?
>Spicy food overlords
I think you mean the people who CAN'T handle spicy food. Seriously, they cause so much more bitching than people who like spicy food. People who love spicy food have a variety of options such as using a bottle of hot sauce, adding pepper item, adding pepper/crushed pepper, etc.
I get so fucking annoyed by like out of 100 people 99 will complain and want to tell EVERYONE how they can't handle spicy food and what it does to their bodies.
Wine snobs who use it as cover for getting fucked up.
Come to thinks of it, mixed drink fans are probably the worst.
>I eat nothing but Totino's Pizza Rolls
fucking weirdos
Anime fags gas yourself already
>eating raw chicken is bad
>eating raw pork is bad
>NOT eating raw("""""""""""""""""rare""""""""""""""""") beef is bad
>10. Sushi lovers.
Pretty sure beef has a lot more health regulations than chicken or pork
haha yeah
nope, asians don't count they are just sticks people. it's only white faggots who give you flack for this, asians actually prefer it if you just use forks they don't throw temper tantrums if you eat noodles with a fork. Hell, I go to a japanese restaurant, and they bring me a fork, and I see asians come in and they get brought chopsticks. I don't give a fuck, I want a fork.
found a faggy spicelord
why is this dumb cunt avatarfagging and why isn't he banned yet
1. normies
2. manchildren who only eat trash food like pizza, burgers, chips and tendies
3. anybody on a diet that doesn't involve just reducing portion size and including lots of fruit/vegetables/legumes
>fruit
fruits are loaded with sugar.
how the fuck did any of that fucking rambling answer anything about cereal?
your list is shit
but whatever, as long as there aren't any beans in my goddamn chilli
>asuka will never shit in your mouth
First word.
Salads fucking suck to eat with forks compared to chop sticks
>10. Being a pissy autist over what and how other people eat
The original user was incredulously asking if there are establishments out there that serve breakfast cereal.
The other user confirmed this for him and then brought up another example of ridiculous commercialism that's the fault of trust fund millennials and hipster shitlords.
It's not his fault you can't understand relevance.
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Do you people really get triggered by these things?
>WE WUZ PALEO people
>rei
>anything but trash
>asuka
>also trash
>never eats vegetables, not even on sandwiches or pizza
>shakeology/soylent meal replacements
>orders steak well done because they don't like the "blood"
>egg whites only, thinks yolks are unhealthy
>mixes good liquor with pop
>doesn't like hops because they're bitter
>doesn't like sushi because the fish is raw
>sugar in chili
>orders mild at thai restaurants
>energy drinks
Every part of her is 10/10.
Asuka and Rei are both such luuvly girls, I am sorry you are so bitter.
Indie beer people? Do you mean the people who refuse to drink the watery cat's piss that is cheap lager?
Precisely.
>>never eats vegetables, not even on sandwiches or pizza
>>shakeology/soylent meal replacements
>>orders steak well done because they don't like the "blood"
>>egg whites only, thinks yolks are unhealthy
>>mixes good liquor with pop
>>doesn't like hops because they're bitter
>>doesn't like sushi because the fish is raw
I don't see what's wrong with any of this.
Asuka is a whore
That's not Asuka, that's a horse, you can't trick me with clever disguises.
you're also trash
>7. >Adults who eat cereal, especially at restaurants
What did he mean by this? People go to Denny's in America for a bowl of cornflakes?
Depending on bowl size you it costs anywhere from three to eighteen bucks. I never been obvs.
straight.com
>calls soda "pop"
The fuck outta here.
Please remove yourself from the gene pool.
This too.
Also somewhat related
>People who treat their diet like they joined a new religion and believe in shit like their diets will make them 100% immune to cancer.
'Animu food' faggots are the worst.
What's that
I just had one of these because I couldn't sleep and I just really wanted something delicious and I rarely go to fast food joins anymore and it was so damn good I don't care if I'm going to regret it later.
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Heh. That lettuce dispensing man reminds me of a time I got in a food fight at the old Timmie's over a guy who wouldn't leave my plate alone. I intentionally splashed a bit of coffee at him and he threw his whole cup at me, and so I threw my whole cup at him, but he ducked and it drenched the window, and we sat there silently for a moment and then both just got up and left. Cashiers were dumbfounded.
Your post is not relevant to this thread. This is about fanbases, not irrelevant preferences things that trigger your autistic fits.
Whiskey snobs are the worst
Whiskey snobs are bad, Gin snobs are worse, fucking Vodka snobs are the worst.
I think it's reasonable to dislike flavored vodkas and poor-quality ones, but every recently made vodka should be like rubbing alcohol.
It's the ones that pretend they can taste some sort of significant difference between any pair of mid to high end vodkas. Like you said, it's basically pure alcohol and it's filtered for a reason.
47 seconds is unacceptable unless the place is over half full, in which case, you shouldn't blame the servers, but rather the managers for understaffing durring a known rush.
Canafag here
>people who can't go a day without their timmies.
>people who go to Taco Bell instead of mucho burrito
>people who pay $25 at the grocery store for a fucking rabbit
>Steak doneness 'connoisseurs'
Going out for steak is unimaginative and pretty much shows you're not all that comfortable with dining out.
>The indie beer people
Given the state of most mass market beer it's understandable why some folks would be excited about something better.
>I can't function without my coffee' people
It's a drug; they're addicted.
>Vegans, vegetarians fakeceliacs
Only annoying when you have to cook for them.
>Spicy food overlords
So what?
>Weed edibles people
Whateves.
>Adults who eat cereal, especially at restaurants
They're just lazy idiots.
>Those weird people who have a problem with the word moist
Autism.
>Chopsticks over forks people
Depends on where you are. Forks in a Chinese joint look silly.
My list would be:
1. People who prefer chain restaurants because they like standardization.
2. All you can eat buffet strategists.
3. Condiment obsessed diners who are unable to eat without dunking their food in some sort of sauce.
4. Fast food connoisseurs.
5. Hipster food phobic eaters who worry about whether they're eating memefoods.
6. Special snowflakes who always have to customize their restaurant orders.
7. Adults who drink milk/soda with meals.
8. Frozen pizza eaters.
>egg whites only, thinks yolks are unhealthy
>sugar in chili
thoses peoples don't actually exist user
>Adults who drink milk with meals
why
milk
>having your beverage choice dictated by Depression Era propaganda
soda
>same thing, but replace Depression with Prohibition
So you only drink rain water and pure grain alcohol?
The beef industry prides itself in delivering quality meat and while there are places that couldn't give a shit whether or not they dropped a cut on the floor, most stores and butchers enjoy the noteriety of being a very clean industry that has higher standards.
People will go crazy over a $40 steak. Not many places sell $40 chicken plates the same way they do beef.
I wouldn't even go crazy over a 5 dollar steak, why would I care about a forty dollar one? was it a rich cow or something?
Milk is good for you and perfectly normal meal drink. What kind of a shithole country do you post from?
>meme arrows
back to facebook pls
There are different grades and cuts of beef. There is a world of difference between a choice top round "steak" and a dry aged prime rib eye.
>Milk is good for you and perfectly normal meal drink
In the 20th Century, sure.
oh, sorta like people
Fad diets are fucking aids
D's C'd
Love me a good can of Stella though
>le current year maymay :^)
I had a beer once, it was labatt blue and some guy at the table wouldn't shut up about his beer and about how I was drinking run of the mill trash, and eventually he just said he was ordering me my next beer and so he ordered me a pabst blue ribbon, and I drank it and he asked me if it was good and I said yeah.
>See? I told you my beer was good.
>I never said your beer was bad you stupid motherfucker!
Hahaha, top meme nice :^)
Might as well check dubs while I'm shitposting so hard.
(of course the check was my plan all along)
>sanwiches or pizza
Same thing, famalam.
>people being redundant
Not really food related, but appropriate.
>when newfriends out themselves
people who love oysters
I love your mom's oyster
If that's the case then you better drink your milk unpasteurized or else you're a faggot.
>Implying raw milk isn't the best milk.
Fucking milk pleb.
1. As long as it's not burned to charcoal it's your mouth
2. seriously, as long as a beer has a decent alcohol content and tastes only mildly of piss, it's fine
3. This is literal addiction, why is this not treated with the same disdain as crackheads?
4. I mean as long as you're not a cunt about it and realise you gotta cook your own shit if you don't want meat/dairy/fucking flour
5. Either extreme is annoying with this, spice is supposed to be part of a meal, not all of it
6. "bruh it takes a lot of math to figure all that shit out tho"
7. first, if you don't eat cereal at least on occasion you ain't love yoself, and second, who the hell leaves their house for cereal?
8. srsly, it's not that bad
9. If it's something like ramen where the chopsticks are actually better for it, maybe
You were the kind of kid who freaked if their peas touched their potatoes, weren't you, user
And if you've had it cooked by somebody who knows what they're fucking doing it's way better that way
3. fucking seriously, why can't people grasp that, everybody tries all sorts of bullshit that does nothing when all they have to do is control themselves
some things shouldn't touch
Then only eat is as dessert, that's what it was for most of human history
Well, he said "yes", dumbass, but to elaborate, Waffle House sells cereal
>mixes good liquor with pop
Hence why I buy shitty cheap liquor to mix with my carbonated sugar water
Then you are the problem, user, please fuck off the planet please and thank you
If you only have $2 taco bell is about all you can hope for
Thank you for arbitrarily putting together this list of my random thoughts together. You really have nothing better to do but spend your time being pretentious
Nearly all of an egg's fat, calorie, and colesterol content exists in the yolk. The white is mostly water and protein. To that extent, the yolk is the most unhealthy part of the package.
3. If you're eating tasteless french fries, sauce is the only way to make them enjoyable
6. seriously, trust that the restaurant knows what they're doing and made it that way because it's the tastiest option
I'm not pretentious.
>fat, calorie and cholesterol content
You mean the flavor and energy? AKA the reasons we eat food?