Lost my job

What kind of food is she making to be able to be fingered while cooking?
I use knifes and walk around the kitchen when cooking, not exactly compatible with being masturbated, even if it sounds like a fun fetish.

Stir fry

I would fucking sell my liver to have a sister that makes me finger her. I'd lick all of her body no matter how greasy. I'd wake her up by eating out her pussy and making her breakfast with the life juice from my cock.

Have you tried asking her could the fingering wait until after your dinner?

Gross dude
Yes believe me I've tried everything but she won't listen. And it's either that or live on the streets

Well then just make sure you wash your hands before handling food

Thanks. I knew it was the right decision to take this to this board

>Help her prepare a dish with hot peppers.
>finger blast that shit
>watch her scream in pain

That's devilish

how can he help make the pickles if he does that tho?

>she makes me finger her while she cooks dinner..
How the fuck do you hate your life

whats he getting out of it besides a roof over his head?

OP here.
This is me and my cunt sister.

Just trick her by using your penis instead of your fingers next time. She'll be so surprised.

>not reporting frogposters on sight

You look like a fuckin white boi chump. And you're complaining that you get pussy?

I'd plug up your sister with my big black snake

HOL UP

You'll probably get shot by a cop on the drive over to his sister's

>tfw you accidentally call them "tendies" IRL by accident and you hear a suppressed chuckle through the drive through speaker

fuck wrong picture

your sister has cute lashes. tell her to stop eating junkfood

>fingering your sister
>bad
what?

food and he gets to finger his sister

Sexual pleasure. You sound like an edgy asexual or ultra conservative teen, who tries to go against the "HURR OVERSEXUALIZATION DUUUURRRRRR quack-quack".

You must be fucked in the head not to want to finger and fuck your own sister, your own fucking blood. It's literally the closest person to you in the world. How can you be such a faggot?

be more subtle with your inversions please

>pleasure nerves in you fingers

Does she have a feminine penis?

no

Why don't you just bang her dude? Go to the next level and get free rent

you seem happy together

>expecting to get fed with no GBP
no such thing ass a free meal desu

Troll thread. This is the girl whose chair got sniffed at AGDQ.