Using sauces is degenerate

Using sauces is degenerate.
You're defacing someone's work with disgusting continents, and showing you don't like their food, and want to eat something that tastes different.
It's rude.

>continents
Well played, have a bump.

Sauces bring out the best ©

still read it as condiments >:(

Totally intentional

what if you made it yourself and intended to use continents?

>He doesn't eat at restaurants and/or pubs weekly

You're missing out bro

>Disgusting continents

Im with you part way OP.

If i take the time to prepare a meal and someone pour ketchup over it im offended.

However, if i plan for a meal to be enjoyed with a condiment, say mayo, or creme fraiche, i will be offended if the person rejects the condiment.

I like mine with extra mayo.

Is there a single more patrician continent than mayonnaise? It's smooth, it's creamy, it's filling, it has high fat and protein, it's delicious, it goes well with everything, and it's cheap as hell.

>it has high fat and protein
>protein
huh? Where does that come from? Egg yolks don't contain protein.

>continents

I made my husband a ham sandwich the other day and he had the nerve to put Africa on it.

He put AIDS on his food? I don't understand.

Food lube my man

>Egg yolks don't contain protein

You are a special kind of retarded.

>go to old country buffet
>fill my plate with only items containing mayo
>chicken salad, tuna salad, potato salad, pasta salad, and slaw
>later take the smoothest, creamiest, massive shit i've ever taken in my life

Oh yeah, that's why all the bodybuilders have egg yolk omelets. Wait, they don't; they have eggwhite omelets.

post yfw you had Australia on a hamburger

Both contain protein. Whites are free from fat though and thats why bodybuilders only eat the whites

>degenerate
Reminder to report and sage all OPs that contain this word. 100% of the time it is a bait thread.

Or you could filter it since mods don't give a fuck.

kek

If troll: 6/10

If not a troll: what a pretentious cunt. Why don't you go sniff your farts some more

Sauces are awesome. Mayo too.
I put mayo in everything. Mashed potatoes. Scrambled eggs.
I use mayo instead of milk for cereal

>Mayo cereal

that sounds absolutely terrifying.
please don't tell me you're serious.

I do too. It's good

WHAT

I'd rather improve the board than ignore the problem.