Could someone please explain to me why women don't know how to order food at a fucking restaurant!?

Could someone please explain to me why women don't know how to order food at a fucking restaurant!?

I've dated now well over 100+ chicks and will no longer go on dinner dates. I absolutely refuse to, it's always 1 of 2 scenarios:

1)Looks at menu for 30 minutes and constantly changes her mind over and over on what she wants to get. Tells the waiter 5-8 times that it will be "a couple of more minutes" and the n complains when the waiter isn't there once she is finally ready and he's given up....On a plus note, with this type, they usually don't complain about the food when it is received

2)Has 2-3 dishes in mind that she is deciding between and asks the waiter the most detailed and nuanced questions on it's ingredients and how it is prepared...no matter what she gets though, she will complain

fuck this shit

All the women you know are idiots. Stop associating with morons, and this problem will go away.

youre a beta bitch
if a women is indecisive, decide for her

I have never observed this problem, despite many dates

I think you may have bad taste in women, or are overly critical

I see you've never dated a female

Date a trap. Problem solved

You are supposed to pick her meal for her. Maybe let her decide on what dessert she can have, but that's optional.

You're not going on dates with women who were raised properly

Presumably you are not an ivy league grad who looks like a model and makes 6 figures and has a great personality, yes? Ok now that we've established that, we can assume you're picking from a dating pool that has already been passed over by more desirable men. So, what's it going to be, pick two:

>Female
>Attractive
>Good personality
>Good manners/culture

We can assume you went with female, so I suppose you must have picked #2 or 3, but not #4. Remember, you made the choice.

Grad of Vanderbilt w/ multiple STEM degrees, 130k/yr. Only date women from that echelon (age range is roughly 22-28; no chicks that have hit the wall)

The dating scene with these chicks have changed quite a bit in the past 10 years (I'm 35). They now think it is cute to be difficult/obnoxious.

>Vanderbilt
Currently ranked #15, so yeah, see I know that feel, I went to a top 10 school that isn't Ivy League, so I feel like I "deserve" better but let's be frank because it's the internet: we're scraping the bottom of the barrel here

>STEM major
And then there's that... lol

btw I'm 36

>we're scraping the bottom of the barrel here

I guess I expected them to act a little bit better than trailer trash....

>And then there's that... lol

What's wrong with STEM?

>I guess I expected them to act a little bit better than trailer trash....

Lower your expectations and stop demanding an endless supply of willing chicks 10 years younger than you who are beautiful, well mannered, cultured, and highly educated. I mean have you considered dating a 35 year old? No of course, you would never dream. So there you go, it's a simple question of supply and demand, and in the age bracket you're looking for, you're going to have to make some compromises.

>What's wrong with STEM?

It strongly suggests you very likely have some not so subtle personality "quirks". Certainly isn't making things any easier.

>I mean have you considered dating a 35 year old?

Lol, not a chance

>It strongly suggests you very likely have some not so subtle personality "quirks". Certainly isn't making things any easier.

That's where self-awareness comes into play. Unlike a lot of STEM folk, I keep my quirks hidden...unlike most who would gladly tell a first date that they browse a cooking subforum on a Hungarian Whistle Manufacturing Troubleshooting Forum...

Self-aware enough not to mention Veeky Forums, but not self-aware to realize you're fishing in a pool of sugar babies.

I've got enough STEM people in my family to know that you can be a high functioning autistic, smart as a whip, but only a certain kind of female goes for that sort of thing. My guess would be you're not going for that kind of female because you're selecting the ones who have a great body and an attractive face, yes?

>but not self-aware to realize you're fishing in a pool of sugar babies.

That isn't really self awareness issue, and let's pretend it was; that is a very vast oversimplification

>ones who have a great body and an attractive face, yes?

For the most part, though recently I was in a 6 months relationship and the chick gained about 25lbs (5'7, 120 to 145)....she still looked pretty but was thick and the sex was so much better so lately I've switched to dating slightly chubby chicks with a semi-attractive face and same results

Man, some women are so fucking stupid it absolutely blows my mind. I remember I went to some Habachi with this chick once and she ordered a beer for herself. After the Habachi was finished and we got done eating, she still hadn't finished her beer because she was full. So we sat there for 15 minutes waiting for this stupid fucking idiot to finish drinking her shit beer. I told her to just leave it, who gives a fuck. It was some shitty blue moon that was cold by now. But this idiot kept going on about how "she never wastes a beer" or something and it was so awkward because you could tell the restaurant staff were getting antsy and wanted us to get teh fuck out.

this is why i just stick to trannys now

Why I come to this board.

>Habachi

Somewhere out there, a woman is bitching about this retard who dragged her to the "habachi" joint while trying to speak anime Japanese to the Korean guy doing knife tricks

hibachi, whatever. it's all the same chink shit

>dated well over one HUNDRED chicks

At this point it's safe to say they're not the problem.

My ex- was quite simple in this regard: she would ask for the meatiest dishes on the menu plus a lager. Except on Japanese restaurants, where she would go full "*_* SUSHIIIII!!!!".

That reminds me of another story with the same chick. She was always worried about weight loss and shit so she would always orders seafood anytime we went somewhere it was available on the menu. Usually sushi. I tried to explain to her that sushi is like 80% carbs and 20% protein and ordering some steak or chicken would have a more favorable nutritional profile for weight loss but of course she's a fucking moron and isn't capable of understanding these concepts and just sticks to this wive's tale myth that seafood is low in calorie EVEN THOUGH ITS LITERALLY FUCKING RICE AND LIKE 2 GRAMS OF ACTUAL FISH BECAUSE THEYRE TRYING TO FUCK OYU OVER BY SELLING YOU AS LITTLE PROTEIN AS POSSIBLE AND JUST LOAD YOU UP ON RICE AND SEAWEED THAT COSTS NOTHING AT ALL YOU STUPID FUCKING WHORE

My ex- was slightly overweight, but at least she knows enough Chemistry to avoid this kind of trap.

>At this point it's safe to say they're not the problem.

I stop dating a chick after I fuck her....usually because they call it off because I literally last 30 seconds in bed at most and have a 4.5 inch dick....not even joking, don't care though, still banged lots of hot pussy

>>>r9k is that way, fag

Sort of true. Bring her to a restaurant you know and engage her in a conversation about what sort of food she likes, then recommend something from the menu if she is being indecisive. When women are indecisive like this in a restaurant it's because they're trying to stall for time because you aren't being accomodating, generally.

Or you could date people who aren't garbage and purposefully lazy or obnoxious and difficult.

Top kek, also true.

Neck yourself.

my girlfriend is obsessed with sharing but pickier than i am, so a typical exchange is this:

>me: what do you fancy
>i don't know, what looks good?
>well, i'm a bit bored of really rich food and the fish is gonna be shit here, so i might like the veggie burger actually
>...
>what?
>YOU might like the veggie burger? what about US?
>i'm just saying what i would like to eat, and of course share with you if you want some
>we're supposed to be sharing, user
>i know. what do you want to share?
>i'm really in the mood for the giant fucking steak. the giant fucking steak looks good
>ok, i don't think it will be that good here, but fine. and then the veggie burger as well?
>veggie burger as a side for steak? that makes no sense to me. what about the mac and cheese?
>i'm not in the mood for that really, but fine
>cool. shall i order?
>yeah sure.
>...
>take my card?
>...i thought you were supposed to be organising a nice date for us tonight?
>ok i'll be back in a second.

this has been therapy and you can all call me a beta if you want.

Holy shit I am so glad to be alone

It's shit like this that is driving me to use high end prostitutes.....dealing with your average attractive female just isn't fucking worth it anymore...

Any chick worth fucking as far as attractiveness goes is just too much fucking work

Can I ask where are you from, OP?

>Can I ask where are you from, OP?
I'm from Dallas but have had all the same experiences in the following cities over past 10 years:

Dallas
Chicago
New York
Seattle
Richmond (Virginia)
Miami
Nashville
Houston
San Fran
Denver

Currently in Hopping between Tampa, Richmond and Chicago once every 3-6 months for work

>nignog from a spic country
Found the problem

>USA
>spic country

nigga, you retarded

Sure, Tyrsley Gonzales. We believe you. You aren't a spic.

Now bring me a burrito before I call your owner.

maximum autism, ladies and gentlemen..

>exclusively dates vapid bimbos solely on their looks
>is surprised, over and over again, when they lack any actual substance and act like vapid bimbos

it's like beating your head against a wall, isn't it?

So I guess it's true what they say about American women

Friendly reminder that racism is against the rules on this board. You seem kind of new here so I'll let it slide without reporting you, but you should keep it mind going forward :)

>Friendly reminder that racism is against the rules on this board.
Spic isn't a race, not even if you consider a single banana republic like USA. So shut up and shove your political correctness back into your ass. ;)

The guy he called a spic here, go fuck yourself you nambi pambi bitch; hope you get raped by a mexican

>wishing rape because he called you a name
Jose, pls.

If the only thing you care about is the sex, would it not be both easier and less expensive to just hire a prostitute

Have you seen what we do down in Mexico for the slightest of transgressions gringo? You bring that attitude down here, we will filet your skin off your body alive then rape you in the ass

>he thinks I'm white
>he thinks I care about Mexico
>he thinks he'd do shit
>he thinks he's tough
>on Veeky Forums

lmao

>>then rape you in the ass
so you guys respond to an insult by being gay?

>date a girl with severe actual autism
>she only ate sandwiches she made herself or McDonald's
>broke up with her because got tired of her fucking autism and all the McDonald's

I think I fucked up. She was really smart and studying law. Probably living a prosperous life as I sit here shitposting about McChickens.

Yeah but I bet she doesn't know shit about maymays. You came out on top.

Lots of people make it through law school and fail as lawyers. If she was actually that austismal I have a hard time seeing her succeeding out of school.

>raped by a Mexican
Not to with god emperor trump in charge, pedro.

My Lawyer, who I spent 20k on for a few issues because my retarded wife now sales Mary Kay and Rhoden and Fields....fml

This post made me cry harder than the time I bit into a steaming hot 'Go 'Za and it burnt the fuck out of my mouth

Doesn't sound too terrible to me...I guess

...

>I've dated now well over 100+ chicks
So now we know that OP is either

A) A liar
B) Extremely shitty at screening the women he dates

My money is on A

you're capable of picking one that isn't retarded.

maybe you just attract shitty women. that would explain why you had to date over 100 of them instead of finding a good one within the first couple dozen.

I need clarification. Did you mean a 'Za 'Go or a delicious fried G'oZa?

Look up the TED talk about the paradox of choice, it has nothing to do with women.

>dated well Over 100 women
>all of them were fucking indecisive children

surely this has Nothing to do with You or your shit taste

Really makes me think

>eat out with gf
>takes 2 mins
>we share anyway

But all women are shit, right? :^)

*And take your lesson from kitchen nightmare: avoid restaurants with too many menu items.

Youve got some fucking issues

*Also, the this paradox of choice seems apply to you and your choices of women.

Just get into oral and have some fucking confidence.

Who gives a fuck if You cum early? Eat her out, then go again after 20 mins.

Pathetic

Have You tried talking to her?..

I can usually find a great gf in less than 15 dates, maybe 20. To date 100 women in multiple cities seems suspiciously "made up lies on the internet"

how is this fucking Veeky Forums related?
goobergabers should be fucking gassed

>100+ chicks
slut

have i tried talking to my girlfriend? the fuck do you think?

My gf isn't super picky or anything, but I still dread going out to eat with her. As soon as the waiter comes, she suddenly gets super quiet and weird. She will tell them in an almost inaudible voice what she wants, and she will always say it in an awkward question like tone. Half the time she has to repeat herself which only worsens things for her, and even then, the waiter gets her order wrong because she can't speak the fuck up and be assertive about what she wants. Sometimes I order for her, but that makes me feel like a parent or an insecure boyfriend or something.

Literally never had this problem, get better women.

you are whining on here, so you aren't in meaningful terms

Has it ever occurred to you that she may be shy around strangers? Jesus.

What an annoying cunt. Obviously you're too beta to say no but I'm glad I'm not you.

>I've dated now well over 100+ chicks

>I've dated now well over 100+ chicks

>but only a certain kind of female goes for that sort of thing

A gold digger?

you sound like you're either a super enlightened white knight or a defensive girl. you can spend a great deal of time talking out problem scenarios and they can still recur.

Has it ever occurred to you that she should stop being such a fucking bitch?

You're doing something wrong. My imouto never does this.

Speaking in an inaudible voice is a way of being polite.

>I've dated now well over 100+ chicks

found the femanon

You guys are the two biggest faggots on Veeky Forums.

Could be a testosterone thing. Men can usually make snap decisions/judgments and stand by them because that's part of testosterone's effect on the brain. Another effect of testosterone is impatience with others' indecision. Women with higher testosterone are way less likely to second guess themselves or try to weigh all possible options than women with particularly low testosterone.

My guess is you're attracted to low testosterone women, but annoyed by their inability to make decisions quickly. Try dating some more driven women in positions of power/authority. They tend to have higher testosterone and as such will be more decisive about what they want.

/thread

The problem is you are dating. Women are difficult. And the older you get the more neurotic they will get.

Just be like me and be alone and occasionally fuck your married coworkers. I have a home. A nice car and I eat some form of steak at least once a week. Keep top shelf liquor. Watch great movies. Play video games. Watch the nastiest porn. I do all of this with no woman trying to change me. And no children fucking up my life. I do what I want.

Break the cycle. Realize what it truly is to be a human. Fuck dating women. Just fuck women, and keep YOUR money to buy things for YOU.

Still me. I also smoke some expensive cigars and I don't give a fuck if they smell. I just say some carne asada and beans and I'm probably going to have some nasty farts tomorrow when I wake up. No fucks given.

Escorts dont count user.

This is the only reasonable answer in this thread. It's obvious by the number of times you've observed this you're a high-t male, you need to find a suitably high-t female so that you don't go fucking crazy.
>dark hair (within its own color ie dark blonde > dark brown)
>strong and healthy sex drive
>finds her way to positions of power
Those are the traits you want to seek out for a decisive woman.

looking at the city list I realized the whole problem here.

he's a pajeet.

youre a fucking idiot, I went to the University of Georgia and Ive got a decent girlfriend right now who has all 4 of those attributes. Youre a trolling fag

Nigga my balls Are so hairy I could be mistaken for a monkey. I'm a dude, like 90% of thid board, and You know it.

Repeat after me: I have SERIOUS issues.

Im not fucking perfect, but You Sound like You need professional help dude. Genuinely tryna help You.

You Sound real fucking sad

>I Watch porn all day, smoke expensive cigars and have a sportscar!! Check how AWESOME I am

I just feel sorry for You. Guess You stopped growing mentally at around 15?