I'm about to drink coffee black for the first time, wish me luck Veeky Forums

My mother is white.

so randum omg

For u

I enjoy black coffee's bitter heat. It reminds me of life.

for espresso. for regular coffee black is best

Who else is black in the morning and hot tea at night? Truly the life.

So cool

>art

>drinking coffee

wow i bet you consume animal products too huh you big fucking macho intellectual

Like...you've never had coffee before? Or you've never had coffee without cream/sugar?
Because 99% of the time nobody likes black coffee right off the bat, most people start it off loaded with sweeteners until they actually begin to enjoy the flavor of the coffee itself.

>tfw drink both coffee and tea with milk and sugar

who /PlebNProud/ here?

Black is the only proper way to drink coffee, seriously. There's nothing better than a nice, strong, black dark roast.

fuck I have about 3 a day. 2 coffees with 1 sugar and an espresso black

Light roasts have a higher caffeine content. And taste better IMO

Who here /coldbrewmasterrace/

>tfw I love black coffee but have Acid Reflux

Anyone else know this feel?

>2016
>not drinking exclusively café au lait

>Saturday, September 4th, approx. 22:00 (NA ES), 2016 a.d.
>Only posting the year
Can you be more pleb

once you go black... you realize how shitty your coffee actually is.

Good coffee tastes good black.

>coffee
disgusting. keep sippin that beany jew you fucking pleebs

>ITT we find that different people like different things
Call the press!

Quit being a pussy and drink scalding hot water like the Shaolin monks.

>approximating

can YOU be more pleb m8?

>tfw taking my morning shit
It cleanses your bowels

>It cleanses your bowels
>and i base this on absolutely nothing

black Americano ftw

i have gerd with grade d esophogitis where they put a balloon in my esophagus to stretch because it's gotten too scarred up

i eat and drink anything i want. i take a prescribed antacid daily and lactase when i consume dairy. sometimes there's a little burn ... boo hoo.

once you go black you never go see name

THESE

it's like God pissing down your throat

>most people
>99% of the time
>and i base all this on absolutely nothing

Trips for Truth.

>hurting my feelings
Take it back

Damn, got me.

>Quad quads
Have a (You) fresh from the oven.

Pumpkin spice lattes are delicious, regardless of what anyone says.

I like my coffee as black as my heart and twice as bitter.

It stimulates the smooth muscle of the GI tract, buddy

I'll stick with mainstream medical advice, thanks.

>tfw addicted to coffee
>tfw your stomach was sent an unmistakable help today

Eat my ass you fucking faggot

>coffee addiction

pleb "addiction"

Dairy is death
>espresso
>not regular
kys

Checked

this is the board for literature discussion

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how can you deny this? have you never had coffee?

Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post.

God yeah. I once had a boss who fronted a metal band named "Dairy DeathWish."

*pats your head, gently*

so no?

>this is the board for DFW and Pynchon shitposting
Fix'd

I thought coffee made you more alert. Huh.

Literally Google it retard
Coffee's laxative effect only affects like 30% of the population

Coffee, black, and two figs.

OP here just marathoned the first cup, do i like it?

I'm too tired at night or in the morning to take the time to set up/make coffee so I just dump some of pic related into a glass of water which takes a second

Maybe in America. I've never seen anyone here put sugar in their coffee, and if you use cream you're a fag regardless of gender.

You're not anywhere in the Anglosphere or continental Europe are you?

Do they even have sugar that isn't made from beets where you come from?

>A splash of cream is for children

Fixed.

It's more about the literary lifestyle - travelling, drinking black coffee, brooding. Sex and death are the only worthwhile themes in literature.

No

>yfw whenever tea or coffee comes up there are always tryhards saying milk/cream is for children/plebs
>they apparently never season any of their food, not even using salt or pepper on anything if they don't want people to think they're children/plebs

memes

>coffee
What is this disgusting, American crap? How can your even consider putting something such as this unto your bodies, you, living in the greatest superpower the world has ever known?

Fuck (You)

>cream
>it's seasoning, like salt and pepper
>why did you call me a child?? Waaaaaaahhhh

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

you all yanks should cut the bullshit and just snort coke lines in the morning if all you want is to "get alert".

what a disgrace of a society, that cant even enjoy a simple self caring ritual after waking up.

desu I would do that if it was addictive, expensive, and bad for your health

>Americano
>literally coffee cut with water

REAL CREATIVE, GUYS. TOP SHELF BARISTA SKILLS RIGHT THERE.

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This is objectively the best way to take your (morning) coffee: cream and sugar, but just a little too bitter for the palette. Don't drink it immediately, let it cool for a minute or two. And put the sugar in first. Also: have a glass of ice water on hand for afterwards. And eat breakfast a little later, after using the bathroom (if you're one of "those people").

Pepper is pleb af and salt is bad for you (if you use too much, which you do). Just put a bunch of chili and garlic in your food and you don't need no seasoning.

It's espresso with water

>espresso is not coffee

YAY FOR AMERICAN INTELLECT. TOP GENIUS BRO.

>What can I get for you, sir?
>I'd like a coffee
>Here you are
>Ugh what the fuck is this I asked for a coffee!
>That is coffee :)

go back to your irrelevant shithole, friend

Black coffee is ok but I'd rather put milk in so I don't have to wait for it to cool down.

you know that coffee has water in it normally, right?

Coffee is like alcohol, if it's good you don't need to add anything.

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Checked

>nasralla
muh nigga, seen his porno? #beast

sheeeit

Quads confirm mother's cursed

>normally
What liquid do you make your coffee with? Mercury? Bleach?

I've been drinking coffee daily since i was 12. Now everytime I forget to drink it or don't drink it I have headaches and am sluggish. It goes away after a few days of not drinking but it's shit.
Also, why is this thread even here?

fuck you cunt

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>caffeine
>at night
Absolute madman