ITT: foods you can't eat because of a bad experience

I had no choice. My lease ran up and my semester started a day after I landed. It was from buprenorphine so the WD was loooooooong

Shit that sucks man, I feel for you. My experience with subs is that they aren't the worst opiate withdrawals at least, just one of the longest.

I remember when I was going through my first H withdrawal I thought it would be a good idea to load up on fruits and vitamins. Ate a shitload of blackberries and ended up puking purple for the rest of the day. But I still like blackberries :)

Tell me about your mother

She's cool

Thats fucking BS every city where kebab is popular has that story and its never true

One time i ate some kale and it gave me the worst stomach ach ive ever had. Spent 6 hours forcing myself to throw up every last bit of it.

Never had it sincr and dont plan on eating it ever again.

It's just Trump supporting /pol/lacks false flagging to make Muslims look bad. Report for racism and ignore.

>home country has its own variant of cheese curds
>it's spongier, fresher and saltier than most
>pretty cheap and filling
>brother and I gorge on one packet of cheese curds
>slightly saltier than usual but pretty good
>six hours later we are in agony
>doing intestinal acrobatics of shitting your entrails while vomiting profusely
>stomach contorting and aching like fuck
>start throwing up blood due to the intestinal emptiness and the muscular violence
>as our parents freak out and try to call someone to give us a ride to the hospital, we slowly get better
>pass out
>everything's all right in the morning

I'm never eating those truly vile, repugnant cheese curds again

I can't eat Reese's Pieces anymore
A friend bet me $5 that I couldn't finish a big bag of them in 10 minutes. I won but spent the rest of the night puking which then later turned into shitting my guts out.

Thats a big assumption. Stop being so quick to judge, bigot.

Ate mussels a few hours before coming down hard with norovirus. Took me a couple years to want to eat them, even though I know it wasn't caused by them.

Other than that, it's just been getting nauseous over the smell of hard alcohol for a few days after occasionally puking it up.

>14 years old
>at summer camp
>we had a special event day with different activities
>one of them was bobbing for frozen grapes in bowls of whipped cream
>whipped cream was left out after the activities were done
>took it and ate the entire tub
>didn't go to the dance at the end of the day because I was sick
>stayed back in the cabin and tried to sleep it off
>woke up just as everyone else was returning and getting for bed
>immediately threw up into my friend's open suitcase from the top bunk
>also got puke all over a pillow that my sister reluctantly let me borrow and take to camp

Couldn't eat whipped cream for quite a few years after that.

Whopper Jr.

As a kid my parents bought me one at mall's food court. I bit into it and it had toenails and grime inside. Spat it out. Parents bitch out at the cashier. Wash my mouth n stuff. Later that day I get food poisoning.

Back in the day KFC had those honey barbecue bullshit tender bite fuckin things. I was in like 4th grade and grew up with a single mom who would NEVER fuckin cook.
>Be me
>4th grade
>wake up early as fuck like 4AM so i could watch muh jimmy newtron
>grubbin on bullshit tenders for breakfast because no food/was fatass
>get to school at like 9
>recess at 12
>by two o clock i feel a gurgle in my stomach along with a clenching pain
>like this is probably what a period cramp feels like
>second recess is at 3
>swingtimeniggas.jpg
>swing super high and jump off at the top
>hit ground
>shit pants
>have to run into classroom
>first instinct is to scrap it out of my undies
>doesant work
>im in a bathroom with honey barbecue shit all over my hands
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>end up throwing undies away
>cute girl who sits next to me keeps saying she smells poop
>its my hand

FUCK KFC I FUCKIN HATE EM

When you get sick your body associates the food with the illness, and you get an automatic adverse reaction to it as a defense against future poisoning. It has nothing to do with being "weak minded" but judging by your misuse of the ellipsis and "man-childs" this will fall on deaf ears.

>at a ball game
>buy a bag of peanuts
>eat most of the bag
>shell and all
>mmm dat salty shell
Later that evening...
>extremely sharp pains in my stomache
>killme.exe
>violently puke out all the peanut and shell fibers about 4 hours after pain begins
>can only taste peanut
>peanut is hell
>have not eaten peanuts since
>just the smell gives me flashbacks
Peanut butter is fine though. Weird. I was 17 years old.

I also had a hotdog but that that must have passed.

>now I can only take it black
at least you got careeroptions in porn

Also,
>mom bought a pack of gummi peach rings
>I being 5 years old decided to eat them all just before parents went out
Poor babysitter. I can still remember the taste like I'm eating one right now

And this time not my fault
>little older, maybe 11
>eating pizza
>also eat some nerds candy
>get violently ill
>puke up pizza and nerds for hours
>little pieces of nerd everywhere
>never had nerds since

>10 years old
>receive a 16oz can of cashews from a relative cause cashews are great
>fat little fuck kid logic sets in
>i eat the whole can of cashews at once
>vomihhrea for 2 days straight

It's been 11 years and still even the smell of cashews.

Also, a bonus:
>8 years old
>dad takes me to a nearby chinese buffet
>stuff my face because again I am a fat fuck
>come home
>about an hour later I don't feel so well
>dad blames the fried rice, as that is the one thing I ate that he didn't and he was fine
>i puke once that night, nbd
>next day comes
>i wake with a start, and a sudden urge to vomit
>as I am still drowsy, I can't make it to the toilet
>end up projectile vomiting on the other head board of my bed, the wall, and my blankets
>in addition, I shit myself profusely
>too much shock and am too dumb to get up, so I cry myself to sleep in a pile of my own vomit and feces
>grandma finds me ten minutes later and flips her shit
>vomihhrea for another 5 days
>on the sixth day my dad brings me to the hospital to get put on IV because in this time I can't even hold down water
>takes me a full two weeks to recover completely

beware chinese buffet fried rice. I will never touch those hot pots with the lids full of rice ever again in my life. dad should have sued but lawyer and investigation costs weren't affordable at the time.

though I did get a new bed set out of the ordeal so that was nice

Wanna be nut brothers?

>Every city where kebab is popular

Did you ever think that is because it happens all over the place since a lot of Muslim immigrants come from filthy disgusting places that maybe, just maybe their hygiene practices aren't very good.

Sure it might not all be cum in the garlic sauce, but the fact that there are so many stories about teenagers fucking the family dog proves that people often have the same idea when put in the same situation.

No big loss there, cleaning the shitsacks out of the things takes forever.

I know people say "just eat the grit" but I personally do not enjoy knowing that I am eating my foods shit when I am chewing. Call me old fashioned, I am not one of those fancy east coast-goers but the idea of eating somethings shit is kind of a turn off.

absolutely

I have a hard time eating pita bread anymore. And tuna.

>be 19/20
>flunk out of college
>parents force me to go on Outward Bound to get my shit straight or something
>basically a 27 day hike out in the wilderness of the midwestern canyonlands
>during the most grueling week, had to eat pita bread/tuna/mustard for lunch, every day
>sweltering heat made the tuna and the mustard extra warm
>only had iodine purified desert water to wash it out

never again

>in middle school.
>used to eat these frozen breakfast egg and sausage sandwiches in the morning
>every time I would eat them my whole day was fucked up because they would give me horrible gas
>one time
>horrible stomach pains right when I get to school
>waddle my way to bathroom
>sit on the toilet and just fart harder than ever in my life
>no idea it was possible to fart this hard
>no shit just a massive horrible smelling fart
>another time
>stomach hurts again
>this time walking into my first period history
>pull off one of these farts walking in through the door
>entire class is disrupted in seconds
>the boys are hysterically laughing people say it smells like hot dogs and crap
>teacher is a hot younger woman and even she's laughing
>this goes on for about 20 minutes
>I was on the on other side of the room by the time the smell kicked in though so I don't think anyone actually knew it was me
I was a serious dumbass back then as most people are I assume. I think I would be more embarrassed by this memory if a. people knew it was me, and b. people where actually mad about it, they mostly just thought it was funny so no harm done I guess.

Not food but red wine.

>15 years old
>get older brothers friends to buy 3 casks of red wine
>1 cask each for me and two friends
>proceed to pour pint glasses of red wine
>challenge one of my friends to see who can down more pints
>I can just remember downing the third or fourth PINT of wine
>blank
>wake up in a creek near my friends house
>covered in red vomit and a pizza box i was using for a blanket
>physically can't stand, every time I move my stomach cramps and i vomit everywhere
>sleep in the creek for another four hours till i can move
>eventually walk back to friends house and pass out on his doorstep

His mum ended up coming out and finding me half dead, covered in red vomit and dirt on her doorstep. To this day I can't even smell red wine without feeling instantly sick, my auntie smashed a bottle one Christmas and I couldn't go back in the room till the smell had cleared.

I can only think of certain alcohol that I can't drink.

Like that Franzia box wine. When I was younger I got outrageously drunk on that crap and was sick for three days straight afterwards. Never do the tour de franzia.

>make friends with stoner in college
>pays me in pot brownies for help with programming
>home alone one weekend
>decide to see what being crossfaded is like with edibles
>buy pint of bottom shelf whiskey
>horribly cheap Canada House for $5
>almost threw up taking shots
>wash down brownie
>end up drinking rest of pint waiting for them to kick in
>watching movie on laptop
>suddenly insanely fucking high
>multiple thoughts and emotions occurring in parallel
>eventually lose all senses except sight
>purge all over myself and my laptop
>watch laptop malfunction and die as the puke seeps through the keyboard into the motherboard
>smells like being sick on Christmas because of the weed and whiskey blend
>spend next few hours in vegetative state covered in vomit

Sorry for my long and boring story

I couldn't eat hot dogs for about 5 years after getting a bad one as a kid.

Now I just don't eat them because they're fucking boring.

>Horribly cheap whisky
Poor soul. I have no idea what makes cheap whisky so fucking bad.
Bad rum is bad but bad whisky is horrendous.

I can't drink Bacardi anymore, I went out when I was like 19 and decided I'd have a few shots, as far as I can remember I had about 4 shots of Bacardi 151 in about a half hour and could barely even walk. Slept on the cold concrete right in front of the door because I was too fucked to even make it that far and ever since then the taste of Bacardi makes me instantly want to throw up.

>be me a few years back, 14 or so
>diagnosed with disease that makes my enamel softer than normal
>turns out I have like 10 cavities between my teeth because of this
>bummed out but go in and get them drilled
>the whole time my teeth are getting drilled I have this weird half-stale, gross taste
>a few weeks later, try corn nuts for the first time from the gas station
>gag when I bite down, they taste exactly like pulverized cavity dust
Fuck corn nuts

>clean for 6 months
>not a degenerate

If you weren't a degenerate, you would never get addicted to opiates. Also 6 months clean is fuck all. The only way anyone can ever really beat an addiction to anything is to be clean when they die.

Why can't you be nice?

weak-stomached faggot. kill yourself before you pass on your worthless genes

>mescaline
>the taste gave me food ptsd
>seeing things like broccoli juice,lime milk, cacti being prepared for eatingw etc just gives me taste flashbacks now
i can no longer eat brocolli, either. it really gives me conniptions.

It's okay, you got a few laughs out of me.

Fucking flavored vodkas. The cheap ones that had weird flavors like orange-peach and cola. Oh god the fucking cola vodka.

I haven't been able to drink flavored liquors that aren't SUPER smooth for like 2 years now, turned my stomach into a complete pussy.

the only time I ever ate Taco Bell, I ended up coming down with the worst flu I've ever had the next day.
I know it wasn't food poisoning because it was running through my family, but I'll never be able to break the association of Taco Bell and vomiting and sweating so hard I couldn't sleep for 3 days

>people say it smells like hot dogs and crap
oh god

bacardi is fucking floor cleaner. I have no idea why it's so popular.

>le In-N-Out is bad meme...
Fuck off back to your pretentious food faggot.

Bennigans.
They're in Holiday Inn hotels.
Food poisoning twice during reserve duty.
And their service was always complete shit.
Fuck those mother fuckers.

Half the people on here would probably wreck your fat ass for mumbling that at them.
Reevaluate your life dipshit.

Not just kebab joints. My city's version had the cook of a sandwich place adding his baby sauce to the mayo.

>tour de franzia
I accept your dare. I'll Lance Armstrong that shit.

Budapest?

>mashed potatoes, white rice, squid rings
how was this allowed to happen?

there's no way you got sick from fried rice. It was probably some bad meat your dad was able to handle but you were too young to.

>go to Disney World
>fucking love peppermint bark but haven't had it in a while
>eat an entire bag of peppermint bark I got at a bakery in Magic Kingdom
>it's also hot as fuck even though its December because fuck florida
>leave the park, start feeling funny
>later that night end up puking up the entire contents of my stomach and then some while sitting on the floor sobbing

happiest place on earth my ass.

>be me
>about 10-11
>go to Costco
>see this red velvet cake
>convince family we should eat it later
>its later
>dad has to go to work, mom is showering
>I eat the cake and like it
>like it so much my dumb ass decides to try and eat an entire cake
>dont even make it halfway before I'm stuffed
>vomit.webm

PROJECTING

Baby sauce?

>be 11 or 12
>mom made homemade mac and cheese
>sitting in the kitchen wolfing it down
>barely chewing the noodles before swallowing
>finish the bowl and feel a burp coming up
>i burp and a noodle launches out of my throat and onto my tongue
>can taste the stomach acid coating it
>run to the sink and throw up

I still eat mac and cheese but I chew carefully now.

Is your containment board full or something?

you do realize fried rice typically has eggs and the possibility of cross contamination don't you?

Could've been fried rice syndrome

>used to eat these frozen breakfast egg and sausage sandwiches in the morning
>every time I would eat them my whole day was fucked up because they would give me horrible gas

Yet you stubbornly kept eating them. Amazing.

>be like 7
>having big family dinner with people who are dead now
>mom makes jalapeno poppers (jalapeno and cream cheese, breaded and baked/fried)
>eat like 4
>???????
>end up vomiting them, tastes the same as when they went down
>able to recall the aroma vividly

Still don't think I've had a jalapeno popper since then and don't really plan on it

don't get on a plane if you can't handle a cross country flight degenerate scum.

This story is similar to why I don't drink red wine.

Not buying this one for a few reasons, but mainly if you bit into it and spit it out, you didn't catch food poisoning from that burger.

my city's version had a bbq line cook adding his baby batter to the coleslaw at both BBQ joints in town..

can't eat subway anymore
>order a meatball sub
>greasy guy behind the counter does the salad bit and wraps my sandwich
>as i'm paying i watch him run his finger round the space between all the salad bucket things, scooping up the old brown bits of salad and throwing them back into the tubs
>try and ignore the image and eat my sub when i get back to work
>second bite i get a hard bit in the meatball
>it's gristle or bone or something, i couldn't bite through it
never been back

Never, EVER trust non-whites with food except for the Japanese.

dumb fucking weeb

I'm a Euroboo. It's just a fact that the Japanese are the only non whites that are sanitary enough to make food that doesn't risk killing you. They are cleaner than every other of their kind.

I'd still bet on a low end European/American resturant than a mid range Japanese resturant for safety any day.

you're a fucking idiot

Angry shitskin detected

I can't eat tomatoes because I disliked the taste and my genius dad decided that it's a good idea to force feed me because salad is healthy GEEZ,
Never ate tomatoes again (raw, pasta sauce is fine)
I'm 25

I cant eat marshmallows anymore.

>7 years old
> Dad makes me and my sisters hot chocolates.
> Puts marshmallow in my hot chocolate.
>hands me a straw to drink my hot chocolate.
>Heat obviously softens marshmallow.
> Sipping on straw , when all of a sudden a marshmallow gets sucked up the straw and flies down my throat.
> Start throwing up everywhere
>look over at sister who just did the exact same thing

Holy shit , its funny thinking about it now, but at the time it was hell.

>be me
>a few years back
>I was sick, randomly collapsing and I couldn't eat for shit
>Mom is a nurse so I trusted her treatment
>Paralen, Coldrex, that stuff
>Think my health is getting better
>Have pic related for lunch
>Start eating
>Oh fuck
>Dash to toilet
>Collapse
>Wake up in bed later
>I didn't eat for a week and I had to drink mineral otherwise I would throw up
But I at least lost five kilos

Noted, thanks user
Just started eating these things and I will now cease doing so.

Just googled that. Is it really just soft bread and vanilla pudding?

Smelt a dim sim in highschool year eight.
everyday people eat dim sims around me, every day they stink with dim sum breath.

Fast forward to now and I've still never had one. Don't know what's in them. don't ever want to.

why did you switch from calling it dim sim to calling it dim sum?

it's cuz he's dim son

DIM SOOON, WHERE'D YA FIND THIS

Only americucks get ptsd for fuckin food lmao

>Vacation in Greece
>Hungover as fuck in a 100 degree dry heat
>Try to sweat it out with a walk, end up starving because of the shear amount of water I was eating
>Get back to hotel patio and friend offers me some grilled octopus head with super thick red wine sauce
>Octopus tentacles are my GOAT favorite food so I decide to try it
>The texture alone makes me turn green
>Violently puke what looks like strawberry syrup
>Just thinking of the smell/texture now makes me feel sick

>Go to a party at a friend's college
>Have a bottle of Fireball
>Don't really know anybody and don't have a place to put it, so I'm just sorta drinking it to keep busy
>drink almost the entire thing in 30 minutes
>go from dead sober to absolutely piss drunk in 60 seconds
> He helps me back to his dorm
>I Vomit a bunch, slam my head on his fridge, pass out and piss myself at 10:30 PM
>Can't even drink fireball anymore without wanting to gag

>opiate withdrawal
> on airplane

oh fuck that sounds like beyond hell. I had trouble enough in my bed at home. Ate ice cream for like a month straight because it went down easily

Had this happen with Tanqueray
>came back from my parents house where I was gifted a 750 of Tanqueray
>stop by gas station on way over picking up a 20oz minute maid lemonade
>forgot not to drink the whole fucking thing
>get to the house party and proceed to fill the 20oz bottle the with 18oz of Tanq and 2oz lemonade
>drink bottle in under an hour retching the whole time
>Proceed to get blacked out drunk to the point I had to be driven home by a roommate in my own car
>remember crawling into my apartment because I couldn't stand up
>crawled all the way to the bathroom where I prayed to God via porcelain and slept on the welcomingly cold tile floor

Gin, never again

Same with me and a London Broil. There's something wrong with chain restaurant mushrooms

man chowder

that shit happened to me when i got sick off jagermeister
i could handle hard shit no prob, but one time i had a few shots of jager before going to a concert and i was sick all day before throwing up at the end of the night
can barely handle hard shit now without gagging and stuff

you better thank god you didnt shit them out
ate a whole bag of large sunflower seeds with the shell on
i dont know how i survived the next few days, there was so much blood and pain

have to agree with this
>6 months
just lel

Hey user I'm gonna go get some fried chicken you want some?

Wetzels pretzels. Got sick from some kind of weiner pretzel they had and ended up in a lad Vegas hospital when I was 10 and on vacation with family