"Read Ulysses, it's the greatest novel ever written in the English language!"

>"Read Ulysses, it's the greatest novel ever written in the English language!"
>Turns out it's a story about being cucked.

Kuckuck! Kuckuck! Kuckuck!

back to your containment board, this is a mature thought zone

haha I thought of the exact same thing, a fucking cuck bible what the fuck

Really? lol

Literary types really like to talk about cuckoldry. It's... disturbing.

It truly ecompasses perfectly the essence of anglo culture.

Same with Othello.

I'm excited

It's the thinking man's fetish.

so you're openly admitting you're fucking stupid and don't read past a surface level simple understanding. not surprised, Veeky Forums doesn't actually give a shit about literature. just being better than each other.

What do you expect? These "people" can only think in memes

>this is initself a meme

But its not

>caring about anything other than being better than someone
Lmoa what a fag

>trying to trick me into becoming a cuck by claiming there's deeper meaning to it

That's probably how all cucks get their start. Self-deception on the basis of some abstract deeper meaning while ignoring the straightforward basic reality that they're being cucked.

>reading Ulysses
>for the plot!

Oh my God how does the aut-right not drown in its own drool

hehe lol haha lol hehe lol
the thread can end now

Most men are cucked in some form or another.
It's an ancient phenomenon lol, but for real.
Heartbreak is the root of society and order.

cuckholding has always been a huge subject in human literature. Half of the stories out of Greece go "god/dess gets cucked and seeks revenge"

Fuck being cucked :(

I know what you're trying to do and it won't work. I'm not going to pay a black man to pleasure my gf sexually while I sob quietly to myself and jerk off in the corner, so just forget about it.

>Cucks get started by reading Ulysses.

You don't have to pay anybody, you dingleberry.

>"Read Finnegans Wake, it's the greatest novel ever written in the English language!"
>Three pages in and I'm convinced I'm having a stroke
>Call ambulance but when I get to the hospital they can't find anything wrong with me
>$5,000 medical bill all because Joyce thought it would be funny to troll people with 850 pages of literal gibberish

tbf
bloom hadn't had sex with molly for years iirc and this was the first time she had cheated on him all the way at least
and bloom had been cheating on molly...

Leo never cheated. Cheated = have sex with another person.

to you, but tell most people you have a sexting via mail pal or jerked it while a woman lifted her skirt up for you and that's going to be considered cheating

LITERALLY GET DEPORTED KEK. IF I READ SOMETHING ABOUT SOMEONE BEING KEKED IT WILL DRAW OUT MY FEAR AND MY FETISH SO I NEED TO PROJECT IT ONTO OTHER PEOPLE, THAT WAY THEYLL NEVER SUSPECT ME OF BEING WHAT I TRULY AM, THE BIGGEST KEK OF THEM ALL

>jerked it while a woman lifted her skirt up for you

How else would you handle that situation?

You never saw this?

>joyce
>trolling

DELET THIS

>aut-right
Mind if I steel this meme?

>It's another 'being cucked is the cuck's fault' episode.
Poldy is the second most important character in English Literature besides Hamlet.
Only undisciplined and uneducated coxcombs will disagree.

I want to name my daughter Millicent and call her Milly but i know i'll never have a family of my own

It's all yours, senpai.

Trigger some frogposters for me.

Just adopt a little China baby. Call her whatever you want.

[Spoiler]That's what my parents did to me.[/spoiler]

>tfw have a great aunt named Camilla
>tfw strong tendency for girls in the family
>tfw when I get married and have kids a Milly is assured

I just need to make sure I also have a son, to carry on the family name.