>never leave plastic on top of toaster oven >dont make things from scratch if you dont know the recipe >dont freeze eggs >know how to use cooking equipment before buying it >5lbs of bagged potatoes are cheaper than 5lbs of individual picked potatoes >timers are essential especially with drunk cooking >turn off the oven, george foreman or any other type of cooking stuff before passing out drunk >dont pour wine for 'flavoring' onto a super hot surface containing grease
>don't be a waste of oxygen and retarded alcoholic
Christopher Watson
Trying to modify a recipe? Great! Just remember to change one or maybe two things at a time rather than everything at once. That way if it's inedible you'll know why rather than trying to guess which change fucked it up, and if it's delicious you'll also know why rather than trying to guess which change made everything better.
Oh, and don't buy ingredients thinking it'll force you to use them. Most of the time you'll just end up making something uninspired right before they go bad, or you'll realize they've gone bad before you make something uninspired with them.
Grayson Roberts
marinading meat for too long makes it mushy looking and tough as fuck when cooked I have now removed any acids from my marinades
Austin Brooks
>dont make things from scratch if you dont know the recipe
that's like, half the fun of cooking you fucking failure
Hudson Jones
don't make a double batch to save on ingredients the first time you try a recipe. cook it as written.
Carson Long
>dont make things from scratch if you dont know the recipe I'd replace this with "don't make things from scratch if you don't know what you're doing." I mean, you don't need a recipe to make a good beef stew, but you do need to know the basic steps, like browning the meat, making a roux to thicken it, and simmering it rather than putting it on a hard boil.
Jayden Taylor
>don't freeze eggs
It's alright if you have a good blender. Only tiny bits of congealed yolk.
t. someone who's been working his way through 5 dozen frozen pastured eggs I bought on sale
Jace Williams
>never leave plastic on top of toaster oven are you retarded? >dont make things from scratch if you dont know the recipe some things are intuitive, some aren't. >dont freeze eggs you really can't be this dumb. >know how to use cooking equipment before buying it knowing how to use equipment is easy. knowing what is a garbage gimmickey TV product vs what isn't might be your problem >5lbs of bagged potatoes are cheaper than 5lbs of individual picked potatoes because anywhere from 5-20% of the potatoes could be compromised. >timers are essential especially with drunk cooking not really, internal clocks can be pretty accurate >turn off the oven, george foreman or any other type of cooking stuff before passing out drunk are you retarded? >dont pour wine for 'flavoring' onto a super hot surface containing grease yep, you are
tl;dr someone that can't cook for shit and might be worryingly lacking in common sense.
Chase Baker
>dont pour a flammable liquid onto a super hot surface containing grease
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Zachary Brown
> what you learned from culunary fuck ups. I learned that ceramic pans are a fucking joke and cast iron pans are like old friends you can depend on. I also learned cast iron pans make great weapons when shit hits the fan.
David Collins
I accidentally left an empty aluminum pan on a hot burner once after making ramen and it almost melted, also tried to microwave a muffin for like 1 minute once and it started to smoke really bad and stank to high shit. Basically I'm a dumbass and don't pay attention when I'm cooking
Christian Robinson
Are you drunk user?
Chase Sanchez
Wow. Good thing we have you around for these handy """"tips 'n tricks.""""
Robert Roberts
there's no need to be mean
Easton Taylor
Never talk back to the Chef
Jace Gray
I was making cheese sauce and put the cheese in way to early(and cubed instead of shredded)
I ended up with a giant lump of tough cheese.
Jose Wilson
not yet, no.
gimme an hour though
Chase Johnson
God people like you suck. You're making food, not changing the world, dont be such an elitist cunt.
I bet you're a gordon ramsey fan.
Oliver Cooper
Let me guess you prefer more healthy alternatives like smoking cum guzler kush out of your authentic native american pipe? >are you retarded yep you are Hey atleast im housebroken I an Did the same shit with that ozark trail shit on military annual training left on too hot of a burner fuckin melted right onto the grass. Tune in next week and ill show you how to fuck your girlfriend right so she doesnt leave you for your kinks;) Damn straight Thank you!
Worst mistake I made is letting my bf cook. He put a whole spoon of salt into pancake mix because recipe said so. Had to eat extra salty pancakes with nutella trying hard not to be a salty gf
Jose Gutierrez
life must be so fucking hard, cunt
Brody Moore
surely you must have made worse mistakes than that
Nathan Lopez
how about you grow a pair and tell him his shit is salty as fuck