>The party was like many another. Conversation began desultorily, gathered a swift but feeble energy, and trailed irrelevantly into other conversations; laughter was quick and nervous, and it burst like tiny explosives in a continuous but unrelated barrage all over the room; and the members of the party flowed casually from one place to another, as if quietly occupying shifting positions of strategy. A few of them, like spies, wandered through the house, led either by Edith or William, and commented upon the superiority of such older houses as this over the new, flimsier structures going up here and there on the outskirts of town.
The party was like many another. Conversation began desultorily, gathered a swift but feeble energy...
Perfection
>I realized that I didn't make a mistake. I was made of mistakes. People are made of mistakes. This is what people are made of. Remember that people are made up of stars, our own celestial bodies, what comprises others incredibly out of reach yet twinkling in the distance, preconceived and premature, and yet we ourselves are made of the same cosmic dust-to-dust. Always remember, also, the universe was made by accident. And it all makes sense, because she is my sunbeam.
-"The Approximate Cost of Loving Caroline"
>Margot wore makeup like wood glue. I was the qawky, gangly teenager, with limbs like freshly washed baby carrots, starting at square tile one of the high school entrance. I had a stack of books the size of two Infinite Jests and a paperback Girl With Curious Hair. I was looking her, dead, in the eyes.
-"Paper Towns"
>"Why are you speaking to me, Colin?" When she spoke, she made it a breeze. When others spoke, I only heard wind. And yet, when I spoke to her, I talked to the wind.
-"An Abundance of Katherines"
Roll for your girlfriends, lads!
Rolling for dumpy one so I don't have to feel bad about being a mess
give me
come on 2
I got a Veeky Forums girlfriend! Could be worse
Rolll
Rolling
Yay rolling again
okay
That is objectively good prose. Green isn't so bad
ok
nervous
Rolling for Tomboy or Fatty
dubs get
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Replying to this to avoid penalty for responding to derails.
God I can't fucking escape
Who am I lez with?!!!
Holy fuck this is god tier lez relationship. Someone show me a better lez couple in this thread than 8 and 3
ROLL
Rollin
Roll
2?
rolling
I wanted the slut desu
Rolly oly comin at ya
give me the slut
>I realized that I didn't make a mistake. I was made of mistakes.
That's going straight on his tombstone, whether he likes it or not.
I can't help but feel like all of these girls are pieces of shit that I would never date. Why isn't there a perfect one :/ I think the uppity slut would be either the best or the worst
I want trips on this. Give me what I want.
Now I'm ready for double dub trouble.
Please give me that 1
I should have expected that.
ok
I am so fucking jealous of you right mow. ;-;
He didn't write it
rolllexxz
>ITT: people who've never watched Galko-chan roll for bastardized Galkos
Rolling
ayy lmao
>The party was like many another
huh?
>Conversation began desultorily
HUH?
Somehow, I bet my roll is going to suck.
Ugh, reroll.
And admins, I'm tired of selecting street signs.
rollin
nerd girl get
This is an excerpt from the novel Stoner; you've all been had.
Plebs this is from The Tunnel
roll (me)
fuck yeah best one
ok
rerol
Come on class rep
Rollan
yeh
rollo
Rolling
rolling for wizar
In number 5 the deeds were done and done again as my life is done in number 5
Rolll
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roll
Rolling a-rolling
guess I'll roll to kill time since all you cucks are doing it nevermind that makes me a cuck
Never seen this one, roll
...
rollin
Everyone gets one re-roll right?
>>ruins every party he goes to
aw poor guy doesn't know what he's missing
rollin
I too enjoyed Stoner
Roll
roll
[Legitimate Laughter]
rolling for class rep
Rollin for lez
tomgirl
Wtf this is from Stoner