Describe your last bowel movement with the title of a literary work

This one doesn't even make sense. Go away.

mein kampf (my struggle)

i got a huge ass and im backed up

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The Fountainhead

the twin towers

Blood Meridian

War and peace

Much Ado About Nothing

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Falling man

Inferno

Gravity's Rainbow

Exodus

Lolita

The Confusions of Young Törless

The Agony and the Ecstasy

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Les Miserables

Ten little niggers

The Red and the Black

Crime and Punishment

nausea

Things Fall Apart

Great Expectations.

Carrie by Stephen King

Amerika by Franz Kafka

In the Miso Soup

Lost hard.

grapes of wrath

Sometimes a great notion

John Dies at The End. im dead btw

Crime and Punishment

les fleurs du mal

As I lay dying

Filth

"The Wind in the Willows"

Lost Illusions

a supposedly fun thing ill never do again

Kekd.

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Paradise Lost
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The Fall

Interpreter of Maladies

Bottom's Dream

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A Moveable Feast

A Storm of Swords

The Red And The Black

Fuck someone said it already

>A Season In Hell

I was going to rage at this thread for existing but these have been pretty funny.

Kek this is good

Ficciones. I'm constipated

The Collected Works of John Green

The Odyssey

Blood Meridian
I've been drinking 2 litres of milk every day and Im still constipated

Looking for Alaska

Stoner

Love in the time of cholera

My diary

Ἔργα kαὶ Ἡμέραι.

Harry Potter and the goblet of fire

Mother Courage and Her Children

Frankenstein

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Redburn

Mr. Popper's Penguins

kek

One flew over the cuckoos nest

Meditations

Breakfast of champions

Extremely loud and incredibly close

The Dark Tower

The Unnameable

Top kek

NAKED LUNCH

The Comedy of Errors

The grapes of wrath

Twelfth Night

And Quiet Flows the Don

My Struggle

The Glass Bead Game

krapp's last game

the sum of all fears

Kama sutra

A Rumble Down Below

Reflections on Violence

A Tale of Two Shitties

The Antichrist

The Sum of All Fears

No Exit