What should I cook for a girl to get into her panties

What should I cook for a girl to get into her panties

Anything with roofies.

If she's fat, anything...

Roofied McChickens

PIMP cocktail

Presence
Identity
Maturity
Persistence

G: pick up

human liver with some fava beans and nice Chianti

holy fucking fedora

Flame clothing should be part of presence.

Onion soup:
Onion
Butter
Stock
Roofies

cyanide sandwiches

Tendies

Carbonara. If she is unfamiliar with it she will eat a lot and then when it hits her stomach basically knock her out. She will lay on a couch and be too full to move, let alone flee.

Lobster obv. Be sure to boil them alive.

Undercooked expired meat should shoot out into her panties lickety-split.

dont allow her to leave til shes eaten ALL the eggs

Her family.

how about a nice asparigus cheese soup

Baklava.

It just WORKS.

He said panties, not burka

A decent salad. That means NOT using iceberg lettuce. Or Thousand Island dressing.

For extra points, learn to make a crepe.

And, yes, buy a good bottle of white wine. SERVED IN THE CORRECT GLASS. Shut up and suffer. You want vagina or not?

You probably shouldn't give advice if you have never gotten laid or even spoken to a girl...

kek

duck with plum sauce and orange glaze

mushroom risotto and a decent light salad

Roast chicken. Women are so fucking retarded these days if you roast a chicken they will look at you like they saw a ghost

Whatever you are best at / won't fuck up.

You really are a beta faggot to ask that question. Got to a gym or kys faggot.

What part of the country are you? What's her ethnicity? On second thoughts, you could just ask her. Also, pasta is simple.

my face hurts from laughing