ITT: books that reminds you of yourself so much it hurts

ITT: books that reminds you of yourself so much it hurts

Have yet to write it after VR kicks off

It's as if this book was literally written about me. It's kind of scary.

lolita desu

Would you recommend it?

Catcher in the Rye
The Fall

I am a narcissist I guess, and I'm not even an edgy teen I'm 20. I saw a lot of myself in Holden desu even though I know he comes across as a pretentious shit

fucking pedophile

Maybe he's a cute little girl.

Strangely, I don't recognize the person in my diary.

Lolita isn't actually cute.

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the nerd or the perv?

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same bro and i'm like really angry when i reread my diary because it is nothing like me

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>really angry because it's nothing to me

pick one

Notes

i said "nothing like me" bot "nothing to me"

not***

Like I chose to be one

Franny and Zooey

apologies friend i'm about twenty drinks deep :^)

I'm not an alcoholic or tried to kill myself. But the whole first notebook, damn.

Are there any real reasons to fail to kill yourself aside from lack of conviction?

So that book is about a suicidal alcoholic? Sounds good.

oh friend no problem. have fun and take care
hope ur well

He tried to drown himself and was rescued in the novel. But the real Dazai actually killed himself

i'm quite well in the sort of 'happy to give in to the inevitable' type of way

it's one of the best feels

well then happy for you i guess
best wishes user

you too m8

Why didn't he kill himself afterward

He felt bummed out after the incident to even think about suicide and wasn't even allowed to leave the house where he lived in that period.

look up seneca's suicide

the sound and the fury

i feel like quentin compson right now. it is not a fun place to be.

g8 b8 m8

You're killing yourself

shit man that is something

Confederacy of dunces

They just suck really bad and can't do anything right.

Been there friendo. Avoid small girls, they're nothing but trouble.

You do, you abomination.

can't a laddo have a drink or twenty sometimes?

my diary desu

>such a loser that you fail at everything in life
>internet pleb gets surprised when people also fail at suicide

Have some imagination fag.

K. If you fail then do it again. If you don't try it again it's because of a lack of conviction, not 'lol,I failed that one time probably will again'. Your excuses are from people who don't actually want to self immolate.

Pic related
cheers, compadre

Nobody wants to die you faggot.

But for some people staying alive is worse.

Deal with it.

Deal with what? I'm not positioning myself against suicide. I also don't agree that "no one wants to die". You're rather childlike, it's quite sweet.

>I'm not positioning myself against suicide.
>Hurr durr, if you failed a suicide it means you didn't really want it, haha what a loser hurr durr

It's impressive of you to misinterpret something so simple.

Only 4 people on Veeky Forums have actually read oblomov.

Notes from the Underground is my diary tbqh

Specifically the story, "Suburban Teenage Wasteland Blues".

Candide
It's really eerie

Harry Potter. I'm still not over my life having been captured by another.

I'm sure a lot more than that have read it. It's one of the most widely read classic Russian novels. My pleb friend from Russia had to read it for school.

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This one right here.

You made me reply desu. 3/10

desu

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>calling Elementary Particles the wrong name

>ctrl f
>no confederacy of dunces

Stop lying

Perhaps you should learn to use the search function correctly

I knew The Temple of the Golden Pavilion was going to be interesting when I heard he had problems speaking and was ugly like me, and indeed it was.

Not hitting the artery, the belt breaking, the toaster did nothing when it hit the water.