Tfw reading The Road right now

harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban

Somebody explain the jokes in this thread.

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Stop trying so hard to be a Veeky Forums poster and lurk more. Your question is dumb.

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Daily Reminder that Balzac was a badass and ate his coffee like a real man.

Finally, I have discovered a horrible, rather brutal method that I recommend only to men of excessive vigor, men with thick black hair and skin covered with liver spots, men with big square hands and legs shaped like bowling pins. It is a question of using finely pulverized, dense coffee, cold and anhydrous, consumed on an empty stomach.

wonder what he'd come up with on coke.
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>ate his coffee
>ate

My Twisted World

Read Blood Meridian or Child of God next.

yes, ate.

It is hand down best his book

no, that would be harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban

Nigga, you're retarded.

I just took a dump, and I'm happy to say that I didn't bleed this time.

Blood Meridian. Then continue with any of his works not adapted to film.

Kys

Child of God. Then you'll be ready for the majesty that is Blood Meridian.

Outer Dark or Child of God

harry potter and the poster of Azerbaijan

All the pretty horses was great and comfy

thanks, friendos

Suttree communicates an incredible depth of feeling, get into it.