I like to take organic health foods and drench them in super unhealthy processed garbage...

I like to take organic health foods and drench them in super unhealthy processed garbage. Like organic kale chips dipped in the cheapest lays nacho cheese sauce. It feels like sullying a virgin with my filth.

Anyone else feel the same?

not really. the nice thing about high quality ingredients is how they taste pretty good without much covering it up.

Organic kale chips are just overpriced junk food for people who want to eat junk food but are terrified it will kill them. Dunking them in nacho cheese sauce may give you some sort of perverse satisfaction, but all it really accomplishes is you spending your money on two overpriced junk food products instead of none.

It's not a waste of money if I get perverse satisfaction out of it, though.

True. But the satisfaction is perverse in nature. I relies on your perception of the kale chips being somehow pure and taking joy in defiling them with cheese sauce. Have you ever taken a girl's virginity? It doesn't feel like that at all. I get what you're going for, though. I used to chase rich girls for the same kind of reason: the idea of banging daddy's little princess gave me a weird thrill. I just never made the leap to seeking out a similar thrill from junk food combinations. That's the part I don't get. How is the kale chip even remotely like a virgin girl?

He's talking about defiling the pure-ness and virginity of snack foods on an oriental underwater basket weaving forum. Obviously he's a gross handholdless virgin who knows nothing personal about inter-sexual relations (besides the fantasies he can imagine to type into the search bar of his favorite porn website), but at least he's not *really* hurting anybody as far as we can tell.

Let him have his perverted little snack, lest you ruin it for him and push him to defile and rape things that do matter. Like his moms couch cushions..

It's more like the thought of taking something made for vegan health nuts and dipping it or using it in a way they would find extremely repulsive.

Actually I'm gay married.

No... you might want to see a psychiatrist about that.

Again, interesting view of kale chips. The vegan health nut thing is not my perception of them. To me they seem like something a mother buys to try to trick her kids into eating more vegetables.

It doesn't have to be kale chips, was just an example. How about mixing vegan beef-flavored tofu into chili con carne? Stuff made specifically for them, or health nuts, made unhealthy or meaty.

But "organic kale chips" are super unhealthy processed garbage.

I think you're fat.

But if you're not a vegan then most of what you eat is vegan dishes, but with meat and/or dairy added. And really, putting meat with tofu is classic Chinese stuff.

Also isn't the act of buying health food then rendering it unhealthy before eating it kind of self-defeating? Kind of like rewarding yourself for working out by getting drunk? Or taking up smoking to help lose weight?

I don't do it regularly, mostly I just eat normal meals and enjoy cooking. But on rare occasions I enjoy defiling vegan/"healthy" people foods. I like perverting their efforts. It's not a reward or anything, just moderated irrational indulgence.

>It feels like sullying a virgin with my filth.

You wish wanker.

Got it. It's still kinda weird that the idea of healthy vegan food strikes you so hard that you actually take pleasure in "defiling" it. It's like a fallen Catholic taking a little extra glee in having a steak when he realizes he having it on a Friday in lent. Or a Jewish guy I used to know who always put bacon on his cream cheese bagels, dubbing the sandwich the "self hater".

I take those premium veggie burgers that are like pressed sprouts and mushrooms and stuff and fry them up with bacon. Just because I like them though.

Realizing I don't eat enough calories was one of the best things I've learned in my life, and I've been eating fatty/rich foods and drenching my salads in cream based dressing ever since

To me: it seems like buying a nice, clean, fuel-effecient vehicle only to put the lowest quality fuel one can find into it to diminish its intended purpose for the self-indulgent purpose of 'sticking it to people that care about the environment' through the action of defiling something one might consider to be a symbol of 'their achievement'.

He is a petty, selfish individual who is trying to get off on being vindictive. Despite the fact he's not really hurting anybody in this situation, he seems to be trying to exert some form of power.

Jokes on him though, I guess, because he's the idiot that bought the vegan chips or whatever instead of the normal ones; and now a company standing for what he purportedly hates has his money....

Damn homie did this thread go like you wanted?

Gay people don't say they're "gay married", you know. They just say they're married...

Like everybody else.

Also, as it turns out:

>you have to be 18 to post here dipshit

Well enough, watching the armchair psychologist try to look educated even after having to desperately alter his reasoning when provided with additional information was worth it alone.

>Jokes on him though, I guess, because he's the idiot that bought the vegan chips or whatever instead of the normal ones; and now a company standing for what he purportedly hates has his money....
That was my first thought, which is why I sought out some clarification. It's kind of like when old school American bikers would get together and for laughs destroy a Japanese motorcycle because it was a "rice burner". It's like, OK, you destroyed the object of your hatred, sure. But you had to buy the damned thing first, so any point beyond the fun of destroying something was missed there.

But I get that some folks just get off on the idea of destroying something, and OP has a weird hate boner for vegan food.

Despite him trying to analyze you on the Internet, he still seems smarter than you do all things considered so I guess there's that.

Also your 3$ still belongs to a company making something you hate apparently

So good job?..

I would indeed be very dumb, had the entire story not been fabricated.